Cheesiest pick up lines

I need cheesy pick up lines for a play my class is writing. they need to be school appropriate, please! so, what are some of the cheesiest pick up lines you have EVER heard!!!?

OMG. that's HILARIOIUS! thanks! anybody else?!??!

Ha I knew chris would show up in here.

Lol. this is great guys. thanks. more!

Lol. these are great. my question is, how many of these have you guys used? :P

Mhmm...

jk

Ha travis used the phone number one? That's funny. XD

I've never heard that one chris, but it made me laugh then I just rolled my eyes at you lol you know my usual XD

If your house was a meat factory youd be the prime rib...

i have an itch on your shoulder.

then theres the fish story... haha that ones great

Fish story????

lol. thanks guys. ur helping me do my homework.

Lol. that's almost sweet if it weren't just like a freaky stalker guy. ^_^

Ya thats my pickup line. eh he he.

Lol. i don't think we can use the fish story, cuz it has to be short pick up lines. it's for a script with a stalker guy hitting on dorothy (wizard of oz) but i'll use it for something one of these days. lmao

It's so funny. i'll show it to my class. (i'll bring em all in) and we'll see which they pick. the kid who is playing the creepy guy is creepy too. so it all works! lol

Wonderstacular.

are you a fart? cus you blow me away.

te he. i used that at a pool about... idk almost a year and a half ago, and i got the number. wow. never called it, but got it regardless.

Lol. Nick, we actually already are using that...go figure..lol...

and thanks!!!! (that's sooo icky and hilarious the lolly pop one)

Haha. i figured. its fantastic. everyone should use it. except my cousin. hes like 7 and we told him to use it. he goes up to this girl and goes "are you a fart? cuz u stink" we cracked up. ahh, the joy of naiive children

Lol. lil kids are waaaaaaaaaaay too funny. i had some little kid walk up to me and was like,

"my weeny hurtts"

i was like wtf??! and then he told me his brother told him to say it. mhmm...

and they ARE funny.

LMAO. that's great.....lol.

Haha. dood i just thought of two.

"is there a water bottle in my pants or am i just glad to see you"

and then theres this one

guy: O MI GOSH THERES A SPIDER ON YOUR SHOULDER
girl: ?
guy:lemme get it
*puts arm on girls shoulder pretends to brush it off*
guy: there we go.
*leaves arm on shoulder*

The first one is soo cheesey, i love it.

the second one is almost, tender. lol

Lol.

either that or she'll say something like,
ew. stop staring at me, freak.

one way or the other.

HAHAH. THAT one is good.

And then theres the one me and my friend came up with

"if you were a math equation, id multiply with you first"

pure gold man. pure gold.

My friend told me this one. I laugh just thinking about cause I know if a guy said this to me I'd probably get pissed at him.

"Did you just fart? Cause you totally blew me away!"

Thanks guys. i gotta go to youthgroup for a while. but keep dirtying it up with pickup lines!!! ttyl

Awww. that is sorta cute but way cheesy. haha

All at once now

AWWWWWW

You are a bad boy Chris. Very bad.
*throws chocolate at you*

Good.

I'm better.
I didn't say bye to you????!!!!! I thought for sure that I said bye to everyone!

:(
i'm sorry.

It was sorta an emergency. or more like a bunch of little emergencies i guess. *shrugs*
but yes! I'm talking to you!!! woot! I have to leave now though cause I have to go eat dinner with my fam to celebrate my dads b-day. :(

You are the cheese to my macaroni.............

=]

I'm baaaaaaaaaaack! (not that ANYONE cares..)

If you were a punching bag I'd hit you all day, and if you were a motorcycle, I'd ride you like the wind... but your neither so I'd settle for a date. ;-)

Lol those are good. they have to be able to be viewed by kindergarteners tho. >.< but those are hilarious LMAO

That actually is one of the funniest pick up lines. (even though it is intended to be serious!) lol. it's like, who are you?!?!?

Good thing i have my library card cuz im checkin you out

I know stupid

Let's start a new club, misa.