Pickup Line Comebacks #4

Last Line:

I don't have a library card, but can I check you out?

Response:

From the jail cell, go for it!

New Line:

Fred Flintstone has NOTHING on the way I can make your bed rock.

You have nothing on Fred Flinstones looks.

um.... do you belive in love at first site or do i have to walk past again?

Yeah! Walk by again... But this time, keep going.

Hey there, sexy.

Your not but your friend is.

If woman were flowers I'd pick you.

And if pickup lines could suck any worse than that one, I'd be amazed.

You know... I'm distantly related to the horse. *wink wink*

"So you're an ass?"

"If you were aspirin, I would take you every four to six hours"

Too bad i cant get rid of the headache you're giving me.

So... I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Im sorry but Im not as stupid as you, or that line.

Are you part jamaican? Coz ya ja-making me crazy.

I would be if you could get the line right...

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt... My eyes.

You'll have my drink in your eyes in a second

(It sucks I no....But i had nothing. lol)

Take a seat, You must be tired, from running thru my mind all day?

I am but ur not

Were u born in a toilet cuz ur the shit

I am but ur not

Were u born in a toilet cuz ur the shit

But you're the one who smells like it...

*holds up sugar packet*

Hey baby, you dropped your nametag.

*holds up salt shaker*
run along, you slug.
[i dunno]

nice shoes, wanna ****?

Ha I don't wanna get stuck
(nothing against you)

Did you just fall from heaven? Because you look like an angel.

Did u fall froma dogs ass? Cuz you look like sh*t

Your father must be a thief.....He stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
(winks and smiles)

Hm... so thats where i get the klepto streak from..

Nice pants. Can I get in them?

They wouldnt fit.

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.

And your daddy must have been an idiot. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, right?

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

If you told me you had a nice body, you must have had plastic surgery recently.

Is this seat taken?
(Bet the next person says "No" out of lack of imagination :p)