Attention: Shoplifters Will Be Prostituted

that was the sign on the door of a shop i went to yesterday...hmm

lol... it's a pretty good punishment i guess... harsh but good.

Lmao, nice.

LMAO

I know that punishments for crimes need to be revised, but I think that's taking it a little out of hand. LOL

Just wondering did you tell the shop?

Nici.

LOL. Great sign.

I shoplifted by accident once. No, really.
I was like, 8 and I was in a junk store or a dollar shop (of all the freaking places to steal from...) or something and I was thinking about how I had to perform the next day in front of the whole school. I didn't want my mum to tease me about daydreaming so, I picked up a mirror and pretended to look at it. Then my mum yelled at me to hurry up because they were leaving, so I ran out of the store and it wasn't until we were in the car and half way home that I realised I was still staring at the hand mirror. I freaked out and started crying and my mum had to drive all the way back and give it back herself because I was too scared and hysterical. I was such a drama queen even then.

lols nice story jackie!! umm well me and my frnd took a picture of it and den scurried away nd juss in case he was staring at us weirdly we sed "we're tourists" but we were giggling bout it the whole time in the store...he knew it was there, how can u own a shop and not realise?

Well it could be one of many possibilities:

a) he's a moron that doesn't know the concept of proof reading
b) he's a foreigner so he doesn't realise he made a (very unfortunate) spelling mistake
c) he thinks he's funny
d) he seriously p!ssed off a pimply faced teen who's got a part time job at his store and the teen thought he'd be smart ass and 'edit' the sign

If that sign was a law, I'd be like a major prostitute!