Quotes

Ok--the point of this is to post quotes that have inspired you, are funny, or are just one of your favorites.
i'll start :)

Quote:

"veni, vidi, velcro" I came I saw I stuck around

"Life is like a d!ck. When it gets hard, [eff] it."

Meh. An oldie but a goodie. :]

Hahaha thats funny

k- heres another one

"I tried to sniff COKE but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose"

Humility is not a weakness, and Pride is not a strength

The true fail is when you stop trying.

That's what she said

haha i love that one

"Everyone should belive in something...I belive ill have another drink''

What kinda quotes do we put here?

Funny quotes.

"It's impossible to make anything fool-proof because fools are so ingenious"

Oh ok ummmmmmm

ya i dont know anything =\

heh ^_^

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

What is that from?

Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams. Probably the funniest book ever. The author died recently as well...:(

Thank you, Lexi, for that sparkling compliment.

'You'll always be my friend- you know too much'

'There's no better friend than a friend with chocolate'

'I'm on a gin and tonic diet, so far i've lost 2 days'

Yea so i'm a dinosore rawr and stuff

when life hands you lemons make lemoade sell it bye a rifle now let see life throw anything @ u again !

we have a pack of cigeretts , half a tank of gas , it dark and we're wereing sun glasses

the lst one it from the blues brothers

It is a mistake to think you can solve anything with just potatoes.

"When you make coffee for someone you hate, make sure it is damn good coffee. That way they'll never suspect you've had your finger in your ass and dipped it in there."

"If you dont like someone at all, try walking a mile in their shoes. Then, you'll be a mile away from them, and you'll have their shoes."

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Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.

~ Mike Tyson

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

oh and my favorite..

"Its's just a flesh wound"

"Legos are the building blocks of life."

"And shepherds we shall be, for Thee my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nominae Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."

Stop the madness

Some of these are funny.

this is one I like

Never the the strike of fear stop you from playing the game.

love it.

This is the first to come to my mind as well,

"Lifes a b*itch, cause if it were easy, it'd be a slut"

haha. amusing? i think, yes.

[the answer is within the question]

uhmmm.
not really a quote, just sort of a saying i like. it makes me expand my nogin =)

When life gives you lemons........use them to squirt lemon juice into the eyes of you enemies

When life life hands u lemons make choclate milk nd let world wounder how u did it

When life hands you lemons demand limes instead grab you the salt and ask tequilla to join in
:)

If you dont support our troops
~Please, feel free to stand infront of them

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"you've got enemies? good that means you stood up for somethin in your life."
~marshall mathers~

Wow you guys lol its been a while since i checked to see who posted anything! dang.
and no it doesnt have to be funny quotes..it can be any kind of quote OR saying you like..funny sad..inspiring..dedicated to someone..your favorites..or just whatever came to your head at that time.
:D

heres one from the L word..my fav. show.

My Favorite L Word Quote:
Shane: Fresh meat
Alice: New Blood
Dana: Crispaaayy!
Alice: uh uh

hahaha oh god..so funny

When we met, the angels whipered perfect

This is my favourite at the moment, so much so that it's on my profile.

"I love it when people say something is the new black, then I punch them in the eye and say, 'like that?'"

"A wet gulp is better than a dry."

If you dont support our troops
~Please, feel free to stand infront of them

^---- I really like this one. I serve our country and it made me feel really good.

idk where i heard this, but i like it... made me laugh

"It's a Manbearpig, half man, half bear and half pig"

"Live every day as if there was no tomorrow"

What a true and wise quote to follow...

"That ain't Betty Crocker risin' in my oven!"

"I should have waited until AFTER Christmas to make so many friends." -Ally Steeves, my good friend. hahah. she's so right!

and this is my senior quote.

"There will always be someone special in your life. It's who's there at the end that counts." - me. haha.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

~George Carlin

Alright it's not my favorite, but i wrote it and i think it's true:

Leaving some one you love doesn't necessarily mean that you just gave up or that you were weak, sometimes it means that you were brave and strong enough to just let go.