Random Story Time!

Okay, so just post one sentence that is random but still makes sense and flows with the story. Here it goes...

Once there was a magical coconut that made worms dance in the air...

The fish in the ocean would jump up high out the water to try and catch the worms, but they just wiggled to fast for the fish.

But suddenly the fish were turned into bananas by the banana king: Charlie the Unicorn!

So the bananas were unicorn bananas and used their magical horns to spear the worms. but they couldn't eat the worms since bananas don't have mouths.

Then they all exploded and ate water gummies! DELICOUS!! hehe =D

How does that end the story at all?

Why not?
Are you criticizing my work?
Geeez!! You're the biggest MEANIE!

But wait, they didn't really die, their ghosts lived on.

Ok, ok. good enough. what happens with their ghosts?

Their ghosts floated over to the land where Hogwarts was located, and watched the Triward Tournament.

Cedric Diggory (an EXACT replica of Rob Patinsson. tee hee.) decided that it sucked, so flew to the magical town of Forks, to meet some lovely apple shooting vampires...

Yes, they shoot apples for a hobby :D

As he came into the clearing, he heard a wild tribal yell and he was attacked with apples!
He woke up in a strange room and Carlisle Cullen was standing there.
"Where am I," asked Cedeic.
Carlisle laughed and said...

"you're in a fantasy that many millions of girls across the world obsess over that in reality isn't even close to existence. I don't exist, edward doesn't exist, and one day, every girl is going to realize this and kill themselves...oh and by the way, you're not hott."

AND EVERYTHING EATS PIES!!! AND THEN WE ALL BE QUIET AND STOP SAYING STUPID THINGS

And then he realizes that he is not hot and these vampire wanna be's arent real and the story goes back to the banana eating worms.

Then the banana eating worms killed charlie,..

As the muffin man screamed out of the heavens "NOOO DARKNESS!"

But the darkness comes anyway and engulfs him into...

The way of darkness....but he chooses the light and is transported to Hawaii