I need help with a psychology homework

Okay here is it...

the teacher wants me to find Prepared lies that kids would tell to get out of trouble, and i cant seem to find a good one! so could anyone please help me out!

Thanks

You mean like; my dog at my homework?
there are lots, but it still depends on what kind of trouble,the most famous for all situations would be either I didn't do it or blaming someone else.

"I'm holding it for a friend," is a classic lie. I used it with my mom last week, as a joke of course. :)

"The batteries in the clock died." and "My car got stuck this morning." (only good for when it's winter) are some that I have used on occasion, lol. ;)

"My alarm didn't go off."

"My friend said there wasn't any homework."

"My watch stopped."

"I lost my phone for a couple days."

"I forgot."

Classic.

"My phones being stupid, I never got a call from you."

"The movie ran late."

"I figured it wasn't a big deal at the time."

uhhhm. I know I have more lol, oh boy do I. but I can only think of a few at the moment.

"My dog and cat died last night in a terrible roof top duel to the death. I was soo horrified by this event I sat up drinking scotch til 4am to toast their short lives....then I puked up blood and walked around in my boiler suit til the sun came up. What does this have to do with my homework?..Well, the dog and cat were fighting over who got to eat it"

Worked for me.

"I left it in Colorado last weekend."

"My grandma died so we were making preparations last night and I couldn't get my homework done."

The one i used a few times in school was " you know sir, that really is a good question that deserves a sensible answer. so could you please give me a few more minutes to come up with one."

"I smell like smoke because there was this really rude guy blowing his smoke toward me. It was disgusting..."

"No, I wasn't watching porn. Must have been [insert brother's name here]."

For tardiness, I always blame my grandmother.

It's horrible; I know. D:

"the most famous for all situations would be either I didn't do it or blaming someone else."

^ Haha, that reminds me of a quote:

'If you can smile when things go wrong then you have someone in mind to blame.'

:)

"He did it".

There are two good reasons for being tardy that when you use them, your teacher won't ask any further questions. They are, "I'm bleeding from my vagina," or, "I have explosive diarrhea." Both work very well, I know from experience.

"i left it at my dad/mom's house"

"my computer was being mentally challenged"

"i couldn't find something to write with"

"i dont rember you saying that out loud"

"i'm broke"

"i left it at my dad/mom's house"

"my computer was being mentally challenged"

"i couldn't find something to write with"

"i dont rember you saying that out loud"

"i'm broke"