Thoughts for the day.....

Here goes a little something someone shared with me. Thought Id share it with others since it made me smile. =) If you can come up with any more thoughts to ponder on please do share!

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest
of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did
not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this thing I have-- ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail.
What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. My 4-year old grandson asked me in the car the other day, "Grandma, what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

20. I disagree with thejewelers. I would bet, on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Bud Light than with anything from Kay or Jared.

Lol those are great. Loved em.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail.
What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

LMAO this is so funny... a lot of them were, but this one gave me such an image!

Hahaha.

Absolutley loved #20.

Haha! Definitely worth reading. I felt like I could've written all of 'em... always a denotation of excellent writing ;)
Good job posting.

Hahah! These are great!

"12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. "

I agree 100% with that. Damn Blu ray.

Haha, lovely. I enjoy getting these kinds of emails, as well as "You know you're a 90's kid when..." and some of the men vs. woman ones. Their funny and sometimes surprisingly true! Demotivational posters are the best, they provide visual aid as well as a funny quote! :D

^ Haha, same here. I'll talk to my younger friends or just some of the younger kids around about a show I used to watch and they'll say, "I don't know what you're talking about." That's when I do a double take, stare at them and exclaim, "You've NEVER heard of _____________ !!?" Lol.

That's okay though, they'll know soon enough. I've seen that they're starting to bring back all the old shows (some just for example are Rugrats, The Angry Beavers, Catdog, etc.). I actually saw the box set for the first two seasons of Dinosaurs in Future Shop. I'm debating about whether to pick it up or not, haha. :)

I was only born in '93, but I'll be babysitting and mention some show from the 90's or whatever...

One time I was babysitting and starting singing the old Frosted Flakes theme from the commercials.. You know, before all the sports ones started...

Anyways, the kid I was watching asked me what I was singing. I was like WHAT?!?! You've never heard that?!?!

I felt horribly old, haha. She's 9, I think.

This is awesome