Randomized Experiment

I need help finding a recent Randomized Experiment that's been publicized in the News (online source preferable).

If you have time, I'd appreciate the help searching :)

How's everyone doing anyway? I'm exhausted.

Google is your friend.

Not today it's not. Can't find anything!

... Found something. Nevermind everyone.

In my day, I had to go to the library. Does anyone use books to research anymore? I suppose by the time they're published, they're already outdated in this new fast-paced world.

Haha. I'm not even that old.

Even I had to go to a library waaay back in the spring chicken days of my life.
I'm now an old hen.

Www.iadb.org/res/laresnetwork/files/pr340proposal.pdf

Whenever you say "in my day..." you are old Abby.

You might as well explain your age using old Bakers slang

"four score and ten".

Whenever you speak like Abraham Lincoln, you're old.

Um. I was being fake old. Like a joke. Like I was pretending to be a typical crabby, out-of-date oldie. Obviously, my subtlety was too subtle. Or your humour radar has completely vanished recently.

Or you're getting old.

"As people grow older, do they really lose intelligence or is something else happening that drives down IQ scores? It was a question that researchers asked in the lab during two coding experiments to test out their hypothesis that older people suffer perception problems that impair their abilities to perform well on intelligence tests."

I have known many wise old people

"Or your humour radar has completely vanished recently."

Dare I laugh? :)

There's a hump of wisdom that occurs before the inevitable decline of awareness, then something along the lines of puns and cliches follow; triggered, playful responses confused with wisdom, clung to by very old goats. HA.
Don't mind me...