Nano is back! :)

Hello everybody!

how have you been, Narph? ;)
Dibby, Hannah...everyone...where are you? :)

Present! :D
Hiya there Nano!

Hmmmm you little yellow funny dude :P

how are you?

"little yellow funny dude"? im blue. lol. :D
I feel great, as in greattttttt!.. How bout you?

WELCOME BACK :D

LOL Dibby, I mean your ehem ehem T-shirt. :P
Abed, hey :) thank you for your welcome! guys, guess who do I miss?

WAIDASECOND.

WAHHH!!!
I was just wondering if you'd ever come back, and then I saw you, and got so confused.
And then I thought, jeeze, there's no way that's a coincidence, she must've been back for a while.
But nope.
I guess one or both of us has good timing, haha.
Hiya. I'm good. How are you?!

Believe it Narph. Nano, the girl who invented this chat-thread-topic-thingy-whatever is back. haha! :D

^ and yes Nano, the shirt, yellow, yeah, goes well with my color, blue. lol.

Nane, I'm alright, and yeah, I'm back. :) I missed reading your poetry so much.

I miss you allllll la la la la laaa

Lol, Nano, well I've written a bunch, haha, time to catch up!
Nahh, lol. Was all of your old work deleted then?
(If I weren't so lazy I'd go check your profile and find out for myself!)... Haha, I missed your poetry, too!

I deleted all of my new poems:) I want to start a new fresh start! haha you don't have to open my profile, it is funny, I have only 3 poems, lots of newbies pming me saying that I'm welcome to the site, lol. :)

I miss everyone and especially.....

AHHH!!!!! YOU'RE BACK! :D

Haha, I've been out of town since Sunday and am just getting back today. [:

How have ya been?! :D

I have been fine! :) how about ya? :)

Oh, I've been alright I guess. I've been better than i am now.
What about you?!

So, who is still missing here? :D

I guess no one! :)

I miss you alllllllllll. and I miss the site too....

hey Dibbo, tell me a joke, I wanna laugh, come on! :P

I have a joke! :D

What's the smartest type of blonde?
-- A golden retriever!!!

here's another (:

How do you amuse a blonde on Sunday?
--Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

and another!

There was a brunette, redhead, and blonde. To get to Heaven, they had to go up one hundred steps, but each step told a joke and you couldn't laugh. So, the redhead got to step 25 then burst out laughing. She's gone. The brunette got to step 42 then burst out laughing. She's gone. The blonde finally got to step 99 and started laughing, but the step hadn't told a joke yet. So, it was confused. It asked "Why are you laughing?!" The blonde said, "I just got the first joke!"

one more!

How do you drown a blonde?
--Glue a mirror to a bottom of a pool.

I am the master of blonde jokes! XD

I am blonde!

LOL. I loved the third one, btw.

This joke might be a bit eww and I do not mean to offend anyone but i thought it was hilarious XD

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?

" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner."

LOL

this is bad but funny! haha.

tell me another one....blease blease BLEASE! lol

Double post :|

Lol that's hilarious Jenni!

Okay, so this one is bad. But hilarious.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana
Jack got high and dropped his fly and said Jill do you wonna...?
Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun
But silly Jill forget her pill and then they had a son!

Lol (:

I have another one...but it's really bad XD

Omg this thread is gonna be locked and the three of us will be kicked out of this site because of these jokes, LOL. omgggggggggg

Haha lets hope not :D I thought yours was hilarious too Hannah! ahaha :P If you do not dare posting it send it in a pm, I am so curious!

Jen, tell us something 'bout yourself! :)

Well I'll just tell you some information about me, hope this won't end up being a wall of text lol. Alright I'm currently 17 years old and I'm from Germany. I'm in grade 12 right now and once I'm done with school (got 13 grades here, I skipped the 10th though :P ) I plan on studying mechanical engineering, I know it's unusual but well. My hobbies are meeting friends, doing sports and all kind of literature.
Now a bit about my personality I can be really impatient and curious, yet when it comes to helping friends I do not mind being patient and taking my time to listen to them and help them with their needs. I'm kind of stubborn sometimes and I love discussions :P

Guess that's enough for now. :) If there is something else you'd like to know feel free to ask. :)

I'm in grade 12, too! but I'm 16 years old :)

Mechanical engineering? omg do I know? LOL I wanted to be an engineer but my parents will refuse, they want me to be a doctor. :|

and yeah, I'm impatient, too, ask Dibby, right? :P I nag like HELL, you listen to your friends? well, can we be friends, LOL.....

Is there nothing you can do about your parents opinion? My parents are fine with my "wish", they'd say it is me who has to do the job for maybe 40 years so why not do something I even enjoy.

I'll definately not refuse your request :P haha

My parents? HELL....no. LOL.

Alright I think I got it :D

Haha. :)

Well, Ive been gone awhile, having fun ladies? lol. :D
*tap tap* is this mic on? Ok.

Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One says to the other, "Ill start at the head, you start at the feet."
They start to eat, and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, "Hey, hows it going?" The other one replies, "Im having a ball!" Getting mad, the one at the head yells, "DAMMIT! Slow down, youre eating too fast!!". :D

Lordy Dib. You're gonna get kicked out with us, lol!
XD
That joke was hilarious, hahah!
Hey Jenni, Nano, and Dib. I'll PM y'all that joke haha.

Ehhh, Dib. I'm not sure if I should laugh or cringe?

I didn't get the joke, frankly. xD

Hannah, yeah, PM it to me. :)

I'd like to know your joke aswell Hannah :)

Nano, you're not the only one XD

Haha! :)

I am so sad, and feeling down, why? :|

I'm sorry sis. Did it happen out of the blue or is there a reason behind it? If there is something I may do to cheer you up let me know please!

Just feeling down. :/