11 years ago
I have a joke! :D
What's the smartest type of blonde?
-- A golden retriever!!!
here's another (:
How do you amuse a blonde on Sunday?
--Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
There was a brunette, redhead, and blonde. To get to Heaven, they had to go up one hundred steps, but each step told a joke and you couldn't laugh. So, the redhead got to step 25 then burst out laughing. She's gone. The brunette got to step 42 then burst out laughing. She's gone. The blonde finally got to step 99 and started laughing, but the step hadn't told a joke yet. So, it was confused. It asked "Why are you laughing?!" The blonde said, "I just got the first joke!"
How do you drown a blonde?
--Glue a mirror to a bottom of a pool.
I am the master of blonde jokes! XD