Turnabout dance- challenge for the heck of it

Swing your partner round and round
Pick them, then set 'em down!

Anyone ever attend a turn about dance where the girls were supposed to ask the guys to be dates?

Welllll I feel like having some fun and doing a funny challenge again. So, where's my brave little girl and boy school kids at hehe.

This challenge won't have rounds, nor be drawn out in anyway shape or form in poetry. Its going to go like this.

If you're a guy- for this challenge you will write as a chick
If you're a chick- for this challenge you'll write as a guy

Anyways, here's what we'll do. I will give you guys 8 days, september 13th these will be due so you have plenty of time.

You will write as your opposite gender. Include thoughts, feelings, anything you think the opposite sex would do, say, or feel.

And in this poem I want it to consist of you asking the person to a dance, on a date, to be you bf/gf, a proposal, etc.

No rules. No forms. No limitations.

Be funny, or be serious, stray away from sexists jokes lmao

So let's playyyyyy

This is just random, post the poems here when finished and let's see what we come up with :)

I am in, this will be easy because I write like a girl anyway!!!!

Woo Hoo

(I have got to stop saying woo hoo, it's not big, clever or funny)

Woo hoo is just excitement! I like it! Woo hooo :)

Dudddeee you do not write like a girl hahaha this is just to have fun and make us laugh. No worries!

Thanks for this Chelsey, I have dried up a bit at the moment and haven't written anything today....I needed a new challenge, If somebody asked me to make the alphabet more interesting I would...
(theres an idea....how about the curvy letters first a female led alphabet!!! I'm liking it.......B,C,D,G.......I am going off track,...)

anyway I will crack on with it over the next few days...should be interesting.

Hahah Chelsey I love the idea!!

Chels...love it bring it on!!

Yesssss there's my freaky creative minds. I love you guys

Lmao darren really? Curvy letters for the women?? Toooo creative and that seems impossible. . But you'll do it...as long as B is for boobs hehe

I'll just think of myself and take away reason and accountability!

Mind of a True Gentleman
By Maple Tree

I am only a man
with the greatest
of intentions, and
I truly wish for
just one night
alone with you,

you are so beautiful-

(looks in mirror, continues
talking to himself)

Why can't I find the courage
to ask her out?
My nerves are
about to cave in,
for I know, when
my eyes look into hers
my gaze will drop
south, and those
enchanting bosoms
will speak to me
with a luscious sigh
of forget-me-not's....

She then tells me no
and slaps me....

Ahahahahahhahahahah PMSL!!

You are so beautiful

(Looks into mirror, and continues talking to himself)

Lmao so priceless

"I'll just think of myself and take away reason and accountability!"

That's As Good As It Gets, Kevin

I'm in!

This seems fun! I'm in :)

Yayyyy I can't wait to see what your creative goofy minds come up with! There is just too much serious writing go on, make me chucccklleeee!

This was difficult;

but hey I have given it a go!!

here it is

Dear Diary

Best day of my life dear diary
he actually spoke to me today
my hair looks nice!!!! is what he said
do you think he wants my babies?

I was so thrilled dear diary
my heart was thumping soooo hard
I could feel my stomach churning crazily
do you think I should facebook him?

I really wish I had balls dear diary
I would then defo ask him on a date
he could walk me home under the moonlight
do you think he is a gentleman?

My only worry dear diary
I have noticed something strange
he always sits cross legged like a girl
do you think he has a small wotsit?!!

apologies in advance if it is sexist,

Chelsey asked for a funny poem.

Hahahaha I liked it.

I had those thoughts when I was 15. Except I wanted to "myspace him" lol

I am going to sound like a right old fart now, but back in my day, we either passed a girl a note in class or got one of your mates to ask their mate!!

We didn't ave them there computer thingys then.....

In the fresh snowfall
boldly, deftly, I spell out
my name in urine.

There is going to be some high opinions of us men on here!!!

I might read the rest through my fingers I think

Lmao sibbbb..... my dads girlfriend got me this as a gag gift

http://www.go-girl.com/

And my girlfriend and I wanted to attempt using them in the winter and spell our names in the snow.........couldn't get myself to do it, I remembered how classy I am LOL

LOL darren I bet males have high opinions of us females too. Hell, I have high opinions of females

My friend got one of those from her parents! So weird. I can't remember if she ever used it, but she used to carry it around in her purse. Apparently they are dishwasher-safe. ...............ew.

They are!!! That made me crack up when I read that. I'm like ok, let's just pee in the dishwasher from now on then lol so gross..... I use to carry mine in my purse too to show people, then people kept asking, "why is your go girl still in your purse?"...I kept forgetting to take it out of my giant duffel bag of a purse and people thought I was using it hahah omg I can't even imagine. How weirrrddd

Holy crap!!

I couldn't resist it..... I had to check it out,

Oh my god!!!

Really!!

I might get my wife one, she always needs to go whenever we make a long car journey (usually when a sign says next services 53 miles)

I might get my daughter one, she would love it, she thinks she is a boy anyway

Same with my friend! Every time she pulled it out I was like "That's not used... right?" She had all sorts of things in that purse, though.

I know urine is generally sterile, but I still wouldn't put it in with my dishes. Maybe I'm just a prude : )

Lmao darren, I'm not gonna lie, IF I EVER decide to use it, it'd be in a car...because there's been plenty of road trips where there were no rest stops for like an hr and a half. And its realllllyy hard not to have an outer organ to stick out the window and release......ahahhaha I'm totally joking!

The solution for penis envy.

Lmfao larry! Penis envy....omg, my side hurts from laughing

I Talk a Lot? What?

In my palace,
I am the princess -
the pupil of my dad's eyes.

And I'm afraid, buttercups,
on your balls,
for when it comes to making me tear,
princesses become vultures.

I won't sing Taylor Swift's latest;
there is still some hope, love.

And you know what?
I prefer Tay Tay on you;
she's my idol and was like
Oh my God, so sexy with Red;
I even raped the replay button:
'Cz WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
We'll never ever ever ever
getting back together!!

You say I talk a lot.
What?
I swear you're not a man of standards.
You have no heart.
And I hate you when you fart
when we are in the middle
of something...
You know, SOME THING!

Yesterday, in your car... by the way,
your sis told me you loved your car
more than me.
Is that true?
I swear you're an asshole, boy!
Anyway... Where were we?
Yes...
In your car, you have ignored me
when I said my gf called
and wanted me to hear
Taylor Swift's latest.

I HATE YOU; Oh dear...

Did I tell you I've raped the replay button?
Cz WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
We're never ever ever ever
getting back together.

Anyway...
I don't talk a lot.
SHUT UP!!!

What are you doing?
You are embarrassing me!

Wait...
Oh my God.
I swear I love you, buttercups.
Is that....

a RING?

a ring for ME?

And... you're kneeling...
Oh my God.
PEOPLE, look! He's kneeling!

*Fart*

You ruined the moment, idiot!

Did you pick taylor swift because I sang talyor swift for andrea?...is that supposed to be me!? Lmaoooo

No.

but because all channels and radios are playing it, and it is stuck in my head:

'CZ WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
We're never ever ever...

oh God... :P It's like someone buzzingggggg

I freaking love that song....you know what I'm totally making you watch a video of me singing it hahahha

Yes plzzzz XD

Chelsey, who won? Maybe you could offer up your go girl as the prize!!

Lol no winner, this was just a challenge for the heck of it. You're all winners. They were hilarious

And I totally forgot to write mine lol

Hahahha you and this "go girl" thing....would you like 1 Darren? It will help you pee while standing up, although I can't see why you'd need assistance lol

Ha ha

I do sound obsessed with them don't I,

No I do not require one at this time, I just think they are genius.