BLOKES ONLY!

I got yoghurt on my tracky bottoms... doesn't look good.

I bet that it was blackcherry yoghurt... and that you'll have rasberry tomorrow.

But lets take the subject to fruit... I am a big fan of fruit. Especially the juicy summer stuff, plums, nectorines, peaches, berries, but I must say that my all time favorite berry is cherry, and that it goes REALLY well with bananas.

The only problem is, I've got the cherry. And I'm lacking a banana, can anyone help me out with that?

hmmm, no bananas but I do a good line in curly sausage.

Needless to say, I'm a big fan of sausage too ;)

I mowed the front lawn today, aren't I great?

Andy Capp rules.. now excuse while I go for lie down on the couch.

Bret, you are so great.

But you know that, you dont need me or anyone else to let you know ;)

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This is the 69th post.

Needless to say, that's exciting for me ;)

Typical that a girl gets all the attention in the 69.

Especially in a Blokes only thread ;)

I need to sharpen my lawn mower blade...

Once again...random!! lol-Bret.

Hey- I dont need all the attention.

I'm quite giving actually 0:)

But when the the time... arrises.... I take full advantage- hence my excitement for 69.

I never pass up a golden oppurtunity that has shown itself, 69 is my favorite number ;)

......I need a bloke................

I'm bored.... damn it....

I know.

That aspect of my life is depressing ;)

Always looking for fresh blood...

*checks neck*

I like my bonce where it is thanks ;)

I'm driving into Rayleigh and then onto South Woodham tomorrow. Aren't I lucky?

I'm yet to prey on you.

Married men are off limits....

Damn it.

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What are you going into Rayleigh and then South Woodham for that makes you so lucky?

I haven't driven since 1998 for one.

Wow- why not?

Congrats Nala. Good job.

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And, not that I want to be necessarily, but I am sexless :(. Not frigid though... check out some of my work and you'll find out ;)

And Bret's married (I know, depressing)... so that automatically makes him semi frigid ;)

Was advised not to drive whilst ill because of brain activity issues.

But yes, it was fun and I demand my own car right now!

Frigid as a menopausal ostrich.

lol, damn, that's icy.

My first ever internet nickname was I_Need_Funbags.

King of Random.

Just keeping the thread alive and well and stocked with beer and crisps (that's chips to you crazy American types)

I am eating cheese and crackers. Yum.

lmao, the circus just passed through...

Hmmm.

Good question.

Draw your own conclusion ;)

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But endearment.. we could all use a little more, yes? It's no fun when people are frigid menopausal ostrichs.

But I do, sometimes, have something semi intelligent to add.

THIS IS A GUYS ONLY THREAD!!! WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME???!?!?!

(Besides what just ran through your mind you sick minded blokes...)

lol, no problem Kyle.

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You know... you peak my interest.

You single?

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Couldnt resist... ignore me.

;)

Today I learned about seed drills from the 1850's and got my hand on an original one... I was faux interested at first but it really was quite fascinating.

Men have it harder because women invade BLOKES ONLY threads.

Brets invade girls only threads!

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Plus, how boring would it be without us? Seriously... you can only talk about sports and beer for so long before you need a girl to shift the subject to more.... stimulating... subject matter ;)

Oh god, Bob, we could have done without that, lol.

Bob rules.

I need a hair cut.

Bleurg I do done gone got the 'flu.

Sex cures the flu.

A recent study from Krisitina Kountry just concluded.

lol Kaitlin, I just read this forum, and I know I'm intruding on Bret Land.. but HA I'm here, MAKE me LEAVE!! :)
*~*Soldier Lover*~*

If I pretend to be a bloke can I read what people post here? :)

lol u title a thread "blokes only" OBVIOUSLEY us girls r guna come and see whts happening ..lol