THE CLUB - #1

4 - Must include the words of a club name.

Like the flowing river
I swam with the fishes
Until I decided to move
and now I belong on a ship
Whooping tail like those
On this battle ship

5 - Formed poetry (excluding haiku/senryu)

Soaring into space
Heroically saving damsels in distress
Innocently dreaming of
Planets being my first kiss

6 - Alcohol or drugs

Today I turned twenty-one
I got three bottles of wine
Drank them all in one
Got a hangover the next day
My parents said
"Welcome to being an alcoholic Moria"

7 - 10-13 lines

My wife's name was Ash
Yes she was a poet
Damn good as any other,

I still have yet to be great
Not even half way there
Thankful to God to have moved on

She drove me crazy
Laughing all the while
Our kids were insane

How I miss my brats
Too bad they are now
Angels in heaven

8 - Must include a metaphor or a simile

Look into my eyes
An embassy lays there
All in court as if they were discussing
The way to go to war with all
of humanity

1. Must mention ONE animal AND ONE NUMBER

I have eight cats
One belongs to me
But to be honest she
Will claw out my eyes
Than to be with me
She's a diva and I love
Her personality
Reminds me of the bride
That kept my heart in a bind

2 - Wild card

I'd love to be in the movie "Burlesque"
All the singing and dancing
Not to mention the hotties that make me
drool in lust,
O what I wouldn't love it
Except I'm chubby and not skinny
That must hurt my pride surely?
Nah it just shows I need to go back
To the diet I keep neglecting
By eating pizza

3 - Category: Life

Skinny women often have
men at their beck and call,
Me what with being chunky
I have no males coming on to me,
Doesn't matter if they were I'd be
blind to it all

4 - Must include the words of a club name.

Unique hearts is what I hope
I can find in new friends
They have to be special
Not the same
Like Noura's profile only
DEAD fishes go with the flow
And I won't stand for that
Too many "me"s would surely drive me
bonkers
And no one wants that
Unless they want to lose their sanity

5 - Formed poetry (excluding haiku/senryu)

Soon
After
Night falls
I'll come
To haunt
Your very dreams

6 - Alcohol or drugs

Weed is legal nowadays
Too bad Texas isn't one
of those states that allows it,
I'd have a reason
A legal reason to be exceptionally stupid
Under the law it'd be alright,
But I'll have to be stupid on my own
Till it's legal I can wait
I have all time

7 - 10-13 lines

I'll be jobless soon
All because I keep on
procrastinating like always,
Five minutes more please
Now it's the end,
I'll miss my coworkers I'll miss my space,
Most of all I'll miss my time away from
my annoy parents
Yes even though I'm insane
I'd like some space alone
Or rather choose a different asylum
For myself

8 - Must include a metaphor or a simile

If falling down from the sky
Gave such a high
I'd surely be tempted to jump
As far away from earth
So that I could feel as high as a kite

1. Must mention ONE animal AND ONE NUMBER

Dogs are faithful
So I own five
They bark all night long
But embrace with tongue kisses
in the morning
So I guess it's alright

2 - Wild card

Sapphire is the stone for my daughter
I'd give her a ruby
Except she's going to get a
diamond on her wedding day

3 - Category: Life

Life has it's ups and downs
Sometimes it screws us hard
And others it leaves us alone
I've learned that to be honest
I'd have to be dead if I didn't
move on from sadness,
Yeah it's hard but you get up
AND you do something about it!

4 - Must include the words of a club name.

FOP you can kiss our ship
Because we'll win this round
It doesn't matter who follows
We'll beat them!
Trust me it's gonna be only us
and victory

5 - Formed poetry (excluding haiku/senryu)

Cease screwing
Righteous stuff
Apparently I don't care
People

6 - Alcohol or drugs

Which would be better?
Wine or whiskey?
Which would make me more dizzy?
Ah let's try both to see who will
end my life
Even more quickly

7 - 10-13 lines

I'm too sick to deal with
Stupidity, bipolar morons, & shit
Confess your sins & go away!

Yes I'm here to help
But don't come crying to me
Then say nothing because it'll piss me off

Speak your mind or shut it!
God three little words is enough
"I'll kill myself"
That's it and explain why

Explain your reasons in detail
I'll understand TRUST me,
But words are never enough
It seems

8 - Must include a metaphor or a simile

I seem to fly off the handle
more every day,
I want to lay the blame at the morons
Except it's my fault for going along
Urgh God in Heaven make them
behave!

1 - Must include an animal AND one number:

That one poor little cockroach,
always crushed
with shoes and newspapers,
hiding under doormats,
in cesspits, behind open doors,
living on bread crusts and
half-gnawed, rotten fruit.
What did he do to deserve
being so loathed?

2 - Wild card

Work is always tiring
Yet rewarding in the end
I go home to my pets
Smiling I know I've reached
Peaceful harmony

3 - Category: Life

I met the love of my life
years ago
She was five and so was I
We hit off and got hitched
Now only a ring is all I have
of her
Life isn't complete without adding death
into the mix

4 - Must include the words of a club name

I joined the revived ones a week ago
Wanted to see what my wife was like
Since she was private as could be
She was wild and carefree
When she wasn't pretending to be
"happy'
So I quit that club and moved on like she has

5 - Formed poetry (excluding haiku/senryu)

Come on!
Religious pricks
Ain't it enough that
Zeus is dead?
Yes I know I'm being sarcastic since I believe in God too

6 - Alcohol or drugs

The bartender once told me
"Drinking your sorrows away won't help"
Yet I told him to take a hike
But before that to give me another shot,
He rolled his eyes and did as told
Some days I wonder if what he said
was true

7 - 10-13 lines

I'd wish I could go on a diet
My chubby self would be desired
Alas it's but a dream

Super models have a gorgeous bod
Yet I often wonder at what cost?
Exercise should be fun um not,

I'd run if I could keep my breathe
Laughing all the way
Yeah if there was a sale
At my favorite store
That'd be the day

8 - Must include a metaphor or a simile

I'm full as a live tick
Can barely walk
Belching is not ladylike
Yet I still do it
Screw it as if I was a lady
I'd give

1 - Must include an animal AND one number:

O cockroaches I can't stand you
A thousand of you and I scream
Yuck to you if alive or dead
You repulse me in many ways
If I was an animal I wouldn't be you

2 - Wild card

If I was a porn star
I'd make sure I didn't
have family
I wouldn't want to have my kids
jerking off to me
When the hormones kick in
O yea that would make me sick
In more ways than I could think!

3 - Category: Life

Incest happens every second
Between mom and child
Or brother and sister
Or the same gender siblings
It makes me wonder will we go back
to the time of yore?
Where marriage to half siblings was alright?

4 - Must include the words of a club name

Some days I wonder
If I'm beyond the dark
Or just having a depression day
Mainly I fight within myself
Then I stop and wonder my sanity

5. Formed poetry

Acrostic

For gods sake, I am fed
up. I can't, I just
can't write anymore. But I should
keep posting, no matter what.

6. Alcohol or drugs

Oh how sweet
that wine tastes as I
lick it off your lips.

7. 10 - 13 lines

In front of me now, there are
materials ranked in tubes.
There are liquids, bubbling and
evaporating and turning to
queer colours.
There are molecules interacting,
realms printed in the center of
an atom.
In front of me now,
there are billions of worlds,
waiting to be discovered.

8. Must include metaphor/simile

Here, if they could,
they would have caged the sun
for outshining the lamps
hanging in the kings room

1. Must include an animal and a number

It's five in the morning
someone please tell these wolves
inside of my head
to stop howling