Circumcision?

Giggles...... I just lost it....

Oh my god hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Jane...you've caught me out haha

Perhaps...
Em...maybe
No, I'm not like that
Is that a good enough answer?
Sitting on the fence for now....:)

Say what! Really???

In a society where it seems that bigger is better why would anyone risk reducing the size of ANYTHING ??? I've done the PENIS acrostic so...who's up for the

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One ????

Larry yawned and scratched his
Erect penis. It felt slightly
Naughty even after all these years.
Good God he realised,
There were prickles.
Herpes, surely not?

Matilda screamed something strange
As she came hard and fast last night:
Tree, oh yes, a tree you'll get...
The trouble was esculating,
Erupting in his full length mirror, his
Reflected phallic Christmas Tree.
Screaming painfully, it was Larry's turn now!

This whole thread has made me uncomfortable

I. Am. Not. Mature.enough.for.this

Bomb swagg bye

Larry...surely you're going to reply to this one by Michael???

Can I suggest

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Yaks..close your eyes :)

Vehemently,
It rose, like an
Avenging angel;
Gravity-defying and
Reckless in sordid pursuit of
Age-omitting carnal pleasures.

Okay..okay...I can see you guys love your little bit of tickle tackle (taken from the movie East is East) so...lets get straight to the point...who will give me an acrostic..

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Forget the length
Or the girth. When you
Really get down to worth.
Erect or not...
Size matters like socks.
Kids have small ones
Indeed they do. Mine
Never changed. So who do I sue?

Just read this thread
(pretty sure I'll regret this & delete it in a couple hours):

Lately I've lost my pep;
Energetic sex is a memory
Not enough inspiration
Gone are days of glory
The hair's grown out of place
Hmm .. I need a stemmery

Maybe if I tried "self-
Adulation" to stimulate
Things forgotten on the shelf
Though it's such a chore
Even pleasure by myself
Rolling it up afterward
Storing it like a carrouself.

Vexed by lack of vitality
I tried that purple pill
Arousal came so suddenly
Gave more than just a thrill
Raging beast - but such a pity
Alone was I with this pretty.

Forthwith I called my friend
Over she came - stood in wonder
Rigor held the pole distended
Explained that I'd made a blunder
She didn't wait, prepared to ascend
Knowing that she planned to plunder
In expectation her needs to attend
Nothing better than to lie hereunder

Fantastic job Larry...
I knew you wouldn't need a hand. I can see you already have it covered. Lol

Hey Britt a question, if God commands all Jews be circumcised or they will go to hell

Why did he put the foreskin there in the first place ??

Honestly? No idea. I don't make the rules lol. But honestly I don't know why.

Also, the way to Heaven is through Jesus alone. So even Jews with no foreskin must accept Jesus. :)

"f God commands all Jews be circumcised or they will go to hell "

hahahahaha

Jews dont go to hell they go to the bank to deposit even in Heaven Bro lololol

"Also, the way to Heaven is through Jesus alone. "

hahahahaha You do know that J, Son of God was a Jew, right?

As for the preferred size in this matter, I will let you all in a little secret: you have to know how to use it!!!!!!

OMG Larry!!!! That's a cracker of a poem!

Do I need to explain 'cracker' in the context of this statement? lol!!!

I will let you all in a little secret: you have to know how to use it!!!!!!

^^^

So write us a poem backing up this statement :)

Yes, I do know Jesus is a Jew. Do you think He does not believe in Himself..?