Please can you give me feedback on this poem

  • Milly Hayward
    8 years ago

    I'm really keen to improve my funny poetry and I feel that this is a funny poem but I could see how some people may not find it funny. Am really interested in getting feedback so I can see if I'm going in the right direction in my comedy writings

    Where Did You Go

    Stuff that cheese burger in your mouth
    that stomach is slowly moving south
    Leave those bristles on your chin
    it will hide your un-beguiling grin

    Scrape greasy hair across your head
    to cover your slowly balding spread
    Go to work with your body smelling
    with luck you'll not be too repelling

    Come home late singing football songs
    wearing some woman's lacy thongs
    Puke up on the neighbours car
    Then collapse outside the local Spar

    You used to be Gods gift to women
    but then you were always very willing
    An Adonis handsome and oh so cool
    now you sit around and play the fool

    All of these things I don't mean at all
    Just possibilities seen in crystal ball
    Take control don't let behaviour slip
    Or on your life you'll lose your grip

    When did you change to Mr Crappy
    What happened to my Mr Happy
    Go away sort out your life
    then you can come back to your wife