random thoughts

you know i wouldn't be suprised if one day a fisherman caught a big shark and cut it open and inside the shark he found a whole person! then inside that person was a baby shark but there wasn't a human in the baby shark because the shark would be too small but inside him would be some action figure or something like that

you know If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the inpression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.

Ah but at the same time, if you're selling things that people like .. would you not sell trampolines?

..So you wouldn't boost her profits, you'd reduce them :)

-Laura.

I think you have thought about this far too much. But your imagination is admirable.

-Laura.

first of all matt u have way too much time on ur hands! please do us all a favor and do something other then that (although i was mildly immused) secondly since were are talking about random stuff can someone help me
where in the nursery rhyme does it say that humpty dumpty was an egg and if it doesnt (which i have looked over many times so i kno it doesnt) why do ppl insist on making him an egg?!?!?!

thats actually sometihng i would think of lol =P yay for random people!!!

If I had knowledge of what will happen in the future, I often wonder if I would use that knowledge for something other than my own selfish wants and desires. I am sure I would use it to make myself rich and happy, but would I use it responsibly as well. Like preventing a war, or a tragedy. But then, who would believe what I had to say anyway. People would just write me off as a crazy wanna-be fortune teller, leaving me no choice but to prove my powers and somehow inflict pain on them with my knowledge of the future...

I was just thinking that sometimes it is hard to get people to talk face to face. The same people that will talk to you for hours long distance usually want to watch TV if you visit them. or if your in the car they want the sterero on. but if I want to recite a poem they always interupt me before I am through. if we advance anymore in commucation technology I fear I shall die from loneliness

i agree michael

Did you ever notice that a scottish terreir looks a lot like an old scottish dude? I wonder did they get the idea for the dog by looking at the features of old scottish dudes or did the old dudes get the idea from the dog?

Why do you only spill food on your shirt when it is white?

i love wicca nite yall