**BATTLE OF THE SEXES**

Get the hose and the mud pitt and battle it out.

Who has it better?

Who puts up with more shit?

Who carries the biggest burdens?

This is the first round, I'll call winner after sufficient arguments have been placed.

DING-DING-DING-DING (go):

Who has it better? depends really. if it came to insurance purposes, women. if it came to getting better deals on car repair, i'd say men. after reviewing all the facts i would have to say men. they have a manipulative nature and can get almost w/e they want.

Who puts up with more shit? i wud have to say men on this one. i mean if you really think about it, they gotta deal with chix pmsing, our regular bitching and complaining, and the fact that we are so damn sensible we disagree with most of what they say cuz we know we're right.

Who carries the biggest burdens? woman. we gotta have kids. we gotta put up with the damn kids while the hubby works (traditionally) not saying that every home is like that. and women generally stress more about emotional support for family and friends and we tend to take other people problems upon ourselves I think.
~Freak~

who has it better? I have to say that woman really do. We get sympathized more for stuff and get babied... I have to say that we have a lot of things better off. Although, men can have it easy sometimes, too. I guess it depends on the situation, like Ashley said.

Who puts up with more shit? Ugh, girls. Labor, periods, cramps, and not to mention, we don't have cups to cover our breasts in sports... ouch. And the kids and stuff that a mother puts up with... and the diaper changing, lol, that's some sh** that both parents go through!

The biggest burdens.... hmm. I'd have to say that women have a lot of responsibilities, but i think it's hard on the hubby as well to always have to put food on the table. Women, tho, have the hardest jobs... men, kids arn't as easy as they seem.

Just so everyone knows... you dont have to stick to the format.

There are no rules in Kaitlin's mud pitt battle of the sexes.... just strip the gloves (and everything else) and rip either gender to shreads.

this is a brutal song I wrote about a woman who broke my heart

Truckin’ wild

I ‘m thinking about what I’m about to confess while I ‘m just sitting here in this old lonely mess
Serve me the finest whiskey in Tennessee. You can just leave the Jack off, for Terry
Terry wipes, but she ain’t wiping it on me,I think she wants me to back off, it’s scary
Need to get my mind out of the gutter, all of those nasty thoughts make me shutter

I think of how she would always whine. Like she’d look more like a porcupine
If as many were sticking out as were stuck in, that mother trucker may have kept her truck in
She said that she liked to play with her toys, but I think she likes to play with the boys.
Told her I wanted to take her for a ride, but to this very day I am terrified

After I saw her truck all I could think about was truckin’
I was a crazy chicken just waiting for the pluckin’
Wanting her to take me for a ride, was the mess I’m stuck in
I’m ready to go to the slaughter, I just need truckin’

She should be careful with those tricky boys, they could get her in a fix
If she don’t watch out, you know they will have her stuck in their tricks
And she should be careful when she approaches and makes a pass
You know that some, mother truckers, just wind up stuck in the grass

You know, when I dream about that Ram truck, she drives me truckin wild
I spin completely out of control like an unholy demon child
I remember when I thought she was so pure, meek, and mild
It only hurt’s when I think of her, and how her memory was defiled

Der Women

We have to put up with men

Need I say more LMAO

Eirisa you are a sweet heart don't you think that is a bit gentle for a mud pit battle lol I showed that to a female who had written a poem that she said was publish without her permission when i ask her what she thought she said that is so not you. i said thank you

lol, Matt, depends on the position, I'd say ;)

Men have it harder though, because they do have to put up with our shit.

While women have it harder because we need to try to find out what the tone they say "nothing" in is which emotion, what's wrong, what they want to eat, if they are tired, if they are angry, AND if they like the dress we're wearing (and that's not even a question that "nothing" is an exceptable answer for ;) )

we dont need a stem in my opinion, i think we can hold ourselves up thank you very much.
~Freak~

Men have it harder. Picture this.

Man and woman split. Both devastated. Woman starts to hang out with friends (who are naturally more supportive of the situation) visiting bars etc. Guy approaches distant looking female asks if she would like a drink blar blar blar.

However:

Man starts to hang out with friends (who will talk about sport, other women rather than the one he's split with and not be emotionally supportive) visiting bars etc. Women approach the distant looking guy and............leave him well alone due to the fact he looks glum.

I rest my case M'lord.