Fun With Flamethrowers

  • DBM
    19 years ago

    FUN FACT: In 1998, 14 year-old Jenny Martin of Charlottesville,
    Virginia had her three best friends fight each other with flamethrowers to see
    who she would stay best friends with.

    That's a true story... Awesome, isn't it?

    Damn... I wish that I had that power...

    *snaps fingers* You there! Juggle these three swords while riding this unicycle on that tightrope over that vat of boiling oil.

    *snaps fingers again* And you! Over there! Go swim in that swimming pool of gasoline and then take these matches and go over and start lighting those 500 candles... the one who stays alive the longest wins.

    HeeHee...

  • Cloud
    19 years ago

    haha where the hell do you get flamethrowers in the first place

  • ScarletHaze
    19 years ago

    DUDE that wud be a laugh

  • MissTery
    18 years ago

    Hmmm... that girl was either evil, a pure genius, or a purely evil genius... Which, I don't know, but I'm kinda leaning towards the third one....