Old, Sexy, and Ignorant post here

I AM 49 ......2 out of 3 is not that bad lol
I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE I MINDLESS CONVERSATION

My supervisor don''t like the way I look,but if ugly was a crime she'd be doing life without parole

And why do people who are in prison usually find God there. is God locked up?

Take MY ADVICE, I' M NOT USING IT

LOL ...LMAO

I am an author of a published book. my girlfriend says she wants to give up being gay to marry me. If she can't stay straight, I figure I can always write another book and call it MOMMY QUEAREST

If you go to amazon.com in the book search type in the key words CHEMICAL BALANCE and my book is the only one in that catagory about chemicals of the body. everyone else thinks chemical balance is an oxymoron

why do they still put regular strength pian killers on the shelf does anyone buy them anymore with extra-extra strength they should figure how much of that stuff it would take to kill me and then back off a milligram

yeah tell me about it satin how do you think i forgot?

lmao

you know you are getting old when it only takes you two days to burn thirty dallars worth of gas

With age comes wisdom. I have learned you can't make somene love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope that they panic and give in

charm last for about 15 minutes ... after that you better have a big willy or big boobs

speaking of viagra have you heard the main ingrediant is fix a flat?

OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...you guys ROCK...i would never guess ANYONE of you are over 30. well i better skidattle...i aint over 30...i'll be getting their soon enough thou=)
WAVES TO SUNNY
Take care always
Scooby

thank you scooby

LMAO, oh thank you guys, you really made my morning with this post.

Good morning sunny delight... I don't know but I am glad I don't drink a screw driver for breakfast anymore

LOL Sunny and here is the definition for a kumquat:

any of several small yellow to orange citrus fruits with sweet spongy rind and somewhat acid pulp that are used chiefly for preserves

I hear that they are delicious but I have never had one before so I can't really tell you that for sure.

I may be 45 but my body is feeling like an 80 year old today..... aches all over...... but hey, I'm still sexy and ignorant, right???? lol

LMAO Bob

and whats up with cottage cheese, its lumpy millk......... eeeeewwwww

That grassy thingy is way under my feet I know that was as corny as my toes .. sorry won't happen again

LMAO, dang, I missed alot here last night!!!!!!

.... and how do you know when sour cream has gone sour?

The REAL power of cheese is........ constipation!!!!!! LMAO

probably cause it has to EXit??????

eeeeewwwww, so much for ever eating squash again........ lol

lol its ok Sunny, don't like the stuff too much anyways.

Ooooo don't you just love when that happens?? I can't tell you how many times I have laughed hysterically like that and yes people look at you like your flippin nuts!!!!! I love it.......... lmao

Oooooo I remember one time during a "moment" when I passed some wind....... eeeeewwww poor Peter, I just about killed him!!!!! LMAO

And when you fart in the tub and all these bubbles pop up all around you, it kinda tickles...... LOL

And those egg farts, OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

loosened up and ran like hell..... and gee, he's not my boyfriend anymore, I wonder why........... LMAO

eeewww, I had a cooking fire once, I was frying up some bacon, grease dripped down the side of the pan and well I guess you can imagine what happened.......

My mom was cooking something one time and again the grease spilled over the side and started a fire and when she carried the pan to the sink the flames caught the curtains. She nearly burned down the kitchen!!!!!!!

I love to cook and to bake, nothings ever perfect, but aleast we try....... maybe you should try an electric skillet and stay away from the stove, LOL!!!

I love ya Sunny!!!!!!

thats right Bob, cast iron skillets........ lmao

Oh, my kids always got the wooden spoon, they still do to this day and they are 18 and 20. Even the dog gets chased with the wooden spoon. But the man gets the cast iron skillet, oh yes indeed.... but on occasion I chase him around while in a sexy nighty, lol

(This thread is discriminatory...)

And that upsets me :(

Oooooo girls, I have got to get on here at night, I sure do miss all the good stuff. Oh wait, I can't, I am kinda busy at night playing with the beef........

Sexiest man: Patrick Swayze, ooooooo he makes me hot, I love his body, all those muscles, yummy. He is sooooo good looking and WOW can that boy shake his stuff.........

Ooooo baby, I like him too!!!!! He's hot, I think I have watched every movie he has been in.

LOTS of batteries......... lol

Cottonballs........ soft and fluffy, reminds me of the clouds. And great for removing makeup too!!! lol

Or use them to make a tail for your skimpy little bunny costume........ lol

Oh my, you are in a wonderful mood today!! You go girl!!!! And do not get me started on chocolate........ mmmmmmmmmmm chocolate is my passion. Don't why we crave it, don't why we think about it all the time. But sure is delicious.

Chocolate covered cherries, chocolate strawberries, hershey bars...... shall I go on?