Royal Family of P&Q

Who's the royal family of P&Q?

I think Bob Shank is King, JPM is the eldest Prince whom is corrupt, Kevin is another prince, but he's the good liberal one, and Bret is the prince who stays out of the public eye because he's never on anymore.

Ann Marie is obviously Queen, and then there is Princess Pink, Princess Eirisa, and Princess me, because I'm down like that.

Any ideas?

hmm and you're the spawn of the two, interesting...
-A

And it means that when Bob and I flirt... it's incestial.

That's way high on the grody meter.

lol i guess i've got to be in there somewhere.. i'll be a servent.. NOT SEXUALLY JPM!!

Awww... can I have a title please???

LOL.

Jackie Bilson: Wannabee Royal. LOL.

JPM, haha, that was funny.

I'm the only one I know of on these boards who takes sexual slaves, you can be mine if you want. I'm always down for another conquest. JPM just enslaves people in his giant balls. Of the two, I think my option is much more appealing. What do you say, tiger? I'll cuff you up in my royal dungeon and do things to you you've only dreamed of ;).

Bob, that was wonderful.

Everyone gets a title... you just gotta claim it and it's yours.

I thought I was the Smut Queen, but apparently I'm also Princess Imp Vixen, eh Bob?

I dunno. LOL. Someone make up one for me! I just had to hand in a big art project that I've been working on. My creativity is exhausted...lol

Wait no, one more burst of creativity ought to do it... Can i be something like princess of teen love poems, or sad teen love poems? Or princess of the love message forum? Or something about love. I can be princess of love poems cuz I'm not very good at the artsy just the cutsey and highschool crap. LOL. I told you my creativity is down to nil!

What do you think? Princess of High School Love Poems/Posts?

lol, you get to be whatever you'd like!

Yay. Ok I'll be Princess of High School Love Poems and Posts!

lmao.

Matt's another Jester, but he abandoned us :(

LMAO @ BOB

Evil sisters? What's up with that?

Pah, i'm always getting cast as the wise, liberal peace loving dude..it happens all the time!

I don't want Kaitlin as a sister....how could i do things with her is we were related?.....cousins maybe....buyt even then think of the Kids...

NO NO NO....I'm an Elven Ninja or nothing.

lol. You have a point.

Okay, okay... Kevin gets to be the Elven Ninja. The kids will be made fun of because of their pointy ears though.

Ooh. I get to be the endangered fair maiden?

Do I get tied up at any point in the story... becase then I'm all for it.

And where do I fit into all this?

(awkward silence)

I think Bob should be a scribe. Or a wizard. the good wizard that advises the king and makes it rain when they're burning bitches at the stake.

JPM: yup, I think corrupted prince is good. Either that or the one who's always wasted.

Kaitlin: definetly a princess. But I don't think you and the wizard should be incestial...

Bret: he's pretty much gone, so perhaps he is the long lost prince

Hmm....I think Hailie should be the fool who's strapped to a wheel while the peasents throw vegies and shout "die thief, dieeee!"

Ok I'm done.

Bret will be coming back, I'm pretty sure. I talked to him about a week and a half ago and he has just been really sick. He has a disease that effects his energy levels and when you mix it with the flu, it's not that fantastic.

i think we have a witch in our midst... how else could bret have gotten such a fiendish disease?
-A

He's had it for years.

Who is the witch?

OOOah i will take that title....claimed to be the wicked witch of the royal poems and quotes family.

MUAHAHAHAH

...

Soooo

lol, scary.

I'm officially "Ice Princess."

I'll be princess Kate (kate inspired by Shakespear's 'Kiss me Kate') only i don't morph from a shrew in the end. I'll be the shrew.

I like men beneath me too, but I'm a big fan of being under them as well ;)

Is that a "Kate/Kait" thing or what?

Impish vixen preying mantis Kait's we are.

I'm a member of PNQ Royal family?
*Bows gracefully*

Hun I think you got it in a nutshell in the first post. I'm going to take my princess title and run with that while I can - such a priviledge darling...

Still LMAO off though Kaitlin you are the ice princess, what kind am I? :o)

Well... I thought you were the nice Princess, but then I saw a post that you made telling a person their poem was crappy and even crappier because it was posted in the wrong forum and I got chills... like maybe the Ice Princess was being replaced or something...

But I think it's fair to say that you're the sweet one :)

Oh don't mind me hun expect a few rude comments from me today and probably tomorrow too. My son would NOT let me sleep last night, I'm exhausted and he's still running around here like crazy, so I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I may as well apologise in advanced for anything else I said or may potentially say...

So I'm the sweet princess...? Oh shucks, such an honour Kaitlin and to rule along side you darling I couldn't be more proud...:o) We'll have to do something though about us women taking over power... I smell a conspiracy brewing :oP

I love all of what you have said, I needed a good laugh after so long! Thank you.

I must say, I think ThundersRose, Ironic Allure, and LucIfeR deserve some part in this special family, though LucIfer has departed us for some while now! Maybe Sharon Ardern as well. =) My opinion though, I think all of them are great, everyone is, but them especially. If you could place them, I bet they'd love that =) xxxx Thanks

-Mortalidaga
xxTakeCareEveryonexx

Maybe a place for my friend Nick, too, Armed-Alcoholic. Thanks guys, I'm loving this whole thing =) xxx

Oh, I couldn't figure what it was based on, well everything I said changes then! Lol. I think My sister, -ForeverForgotten-, should be given atleast a small place then. Everytime I see her on the computer she's in these forums! Please and thankies Monsieur/Mademoiselle? xxx

-Mortie

I love the knight idea...I would kick major ass as a knight.

Has anyone established a king/queen?
or is the queen miss. Ann?

Ann should be our fair (virgin) eyed Queen, as she is very proper and doesnt like it when we #!@%^$#.

Considering Henry beheaded 4 wives for not delivering a son....not many.

Why am I relating everything to history.

Hmmm, that means we have to think of a new king...
(Bob, I vote you wizard. so you must help choose)

OK, Bob can be wizard if he wants.

That's better, because that solves another incest problem involving me right there.

And everyone can join, what would we be without a weiner?

You want to be the chef? Hotdogs for everybody...

Oh, and our Kingdom is located inside JPM's balls.

LOL, tamar

so we are sperm...a kingdom of sperm...I heart it.

now who we must ask ourselves could be crowned the king of sperm

What about a pair of starcrossed lovers?

Romeo and Juliet were star crossed lovers. They werent supposed to be together becuase of how the stars were alligned or something like that. Or it was in the stars that they would be together and die to bring their families together.

lmao this thread is great...

which role may i play in the royal family?

btw, i was unluckycharms