Funky Facts

A millipede has two penis' :D

-The human body is worth $4.50

-Your toenails contain traces of gold

-Anteaters prefer termites to ants.

-To take an oath, ancient Romans put a hand on their testicles& that's where the word testimony comes from

-The energy of a discharge of an electric eel could start 50 cars

-Farmers in England are required by law to provide their pigs with toys!

-Until President Kennedy was killed, it wasn't a federal crime to assassinate the President.

-The New York Stock Exchange started as a coffee shop!

-For every gallon of sea water, you get more than a quarter pound of salt.

I know more...

where do you get these?

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide
are caused by people sitting on them
and photocopying their butts.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

Ah that passed some more time!
Nici

LMFAO MAKE MORE FUNNY FACTS KEEP THIS BUMPED!!

Your penis pees
a goldfish has a memory of 3 seconds

My 4 month old daughter is nauseated by the smell of clean, so are most babies..if someone can clarify that for me I'd be mighty obliged! lol

my friend sarah said she was watching something on tv and these people said that most toilets flush on E flat lol...but i dunno...

if ya snezze with ya eyes open they could pop out.
when ya flush the the toilet some of it splashes out
and if ya dont poop it will end up comin out the other end...

It is illegal to have sex in a shopping cart in California....I love that.

It is illegal to be drunk and in the possesion of a cow in England

If a drunk person wants a cow, then let them I say!

In arizona it is illegal to have more than one vibrator or dildo per household....I guess all of the sorority houses are screwed!

- A chikadee can regenerate it's brain cells

-An ostrich's eye islarger than it's brain

-Turtles are the only animals with thir shoulder blades and hip bnes inside heir ribcages

-Sharks loose over a 100 teeth a year

-Sea monkeys breathe through their feet

The seahorse is the only animal in which the male is the one to have the babys

It takes 35 times of doing something before it becomes a habit

i havve alot lol
here are my * Betcha dint know*

omen who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.

Taco Bell changed the Chilito's name to the Chili Cheese Burrito, only after
discovering that "chilito" was a derogatory slang term in Spanish that meant
"small penis."

In many cultures, an unmarried woman is considered a virgin, even if she's a
prostitute. It's only after marriage that she loses her virginity.

A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.

Studies prove it�s harder to tell a convincing lie to someone you find
sexually attractive.

66% pet owners claim they allowed their pets to remain in the bedroom during
lovemaking.

"Anorgasmy" is the clinical term for the inability to achieve orgasm.

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200.

Average speed of male ejaculation: 28 miles per hour.

About 50% of women have one breast that is larger than the other.

Ancient Greeks admired the small firm penis, and considered the large member
aesthetically unappealing.

The word "vanilla" comes from the Latin word for vagina, because of the
vanilla pod's resemblance to the female genitalia.

The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right, although the reverse
may be true of left-handed men.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver
inside a tollbooth.

The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to
exercise naked."

It takes just 35 days for a mouse to reach sexual maturity. It takes a
female gorilla six years to reach sexual maturity.

In 1709 it was believed that the widespread infertility of Spanish women was
due to singing during sex.

"Erotodromomania" is the abnormal impulse to travel to escape painful sexual
situations.

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while
standing in front of a man's picture.

A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man
while riding in an ambulance.

The clinical term for a hairy buttocks is "daysypgal."

The Netherlands has the lowest incidence of teen pregnancies, abortions and
sexually transmitted diseases among Western nations.

An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic
hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.

Ultrasound tests have revealed that male fetuses have the capability for
erections in the last trimester of gestation.

The well-recognized Egyptian Ankh is actually a symbol representing the male
and female sex organs the upper oval represents the womb of the woman, and
the lower vertical line represents the sexual organ of the male.

More than 110 billion Tampax tampons have been sold since 1936.

The first automatic vibrator was invented in 1869 and was steam powered. It
was used to treat female disorders.

The gestation period of the macaque is 160 days. For sheep, it�s 150 days.
For dogs, it�s 61 days.

According to Kinsey, half of the men raised on farms have had a sexual
encounter with an animal.

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate,
doughnuts, pumpkin pie.

The average teaspoon of semen contains 5-7 calories.

The origin of the word "penis" is Latin, meaning "tail."

About 100 calories are burned during human sexual intercourse.

"Passion purpura" is the medical term for a hickey.

Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star.

Odds of being killed by falling out of bed- 1 in 2
million.

The average person swallows three spiders annually.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture
dealer.

Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His
parents thought he might be retarded.

The Mall of America in Bloomington, Minnesota is the
size of 78football fields --- 9.5 million square feet.

A-1 Steak Sauce contains both orange peels and
raisins.

Two out of five husbands tell their wife daily that
they love them.

Beaver Cleaver's locker number was #9

The most collect calls are made on Father's Day.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.

Americans use over 16,000 tons of aspirin a year.

All elephants walk on tiptoe, because the back portion
of
their foot is made up of all fat and no bone.

gahh dint really read before posthing so sorry for the gross onces lol

ahh these are really cool

In Alaska it is illegal to look at a moose from an airplane window.

-On the sixth of June next year the date will be 6/6/06

That's my senior skip day...

Right at this moment approx. 5-7% of the worlds population is drunk. Does it go up on weekends? Lol.

You swallow approx. 8 spiders and bugs annually in your sleep.

Red cars statisticly are more likely to be involved in a car accident.

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex just for pleasure.

Mark Twain once tried to convince children that Santa Claus lived on the moon.

38% of American men say they love their cars more than women. (hehe lucky I live in Autralia!!)

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

100% of lottery winners do gain weight.

Ahh I love useless information...

Daddy long legs are one of the most poisonous creatures on earth but weren't made to be able to release the poison... shame....

a pig's orgasm lasts half an hour.
dolphins and humans are the only mammals that have sex for pleasure.
the guy who invented 7-up was albino
i have a belly button :D