i dont understand

okay i'm probaby being naive but who decides who is a moderator and how does that person become one? this is just really confusing me...

Ann marie, myself, em..Aken Sol....but it's mainly Ann marie and myself who are the most vocal on the boards.

You cannot become one....you are born a moderator...you merely realize this.

Or you can ask Janis Krummins.

Too bad I wasn't born one ;)

Actually, I'd hate being a moderator.

Kevin, shhhh..... keep my identity on the DL would you?

Aken Sol

how can you be born one because there's a forum especially for them, *sigh*

Well.... At birth, you are given distinct features that moderators only have. Long, pointy ears for one. And once you're fully grown, you normally tower over regular humans....
Oh, and you can read and write Elven naturally and you find yourself unmatched in archery.
Hopefully that helps...

Aken Sol

i heard that you had to be born with a sixth toe

lol thanks for...clearing that up for me...ha

You know whats weird...Aken description of a mod is me to a tee.

I am 6ft 4, can read Elvish [ big lord o the rings fan]...and am very good at archery....

Yasmin: Nah... that's only a rumor.

Bob: Haha, i've been.... around :] Just been looking at things from a distance, some elves are shy like that. and i am NOT that old :-/ Only 127 this year but the anti-aging cream is really working for me :]

Kevin: I know brother, for i am like that too (actually I'm 6'5)

Aken Sol

Err....

The ones that work for Santa and Keebler are actually a whole differnt race of elves.... yeah....

Aken Sol

i wonder what they talk about in that "mods only" forum

Murray And Soleman....now that has a nice ring to it...

Murray Soleman would be a cool name for a kid...or a lawyers firm.

Well, what he speaks is the truth. AndI'm telling you, those Keebler "elves" are a totally different species from us Mod elves. They can usually be bought for a few buck, but can only do grunt work. Real elves are distinctly different, we also have magical powers. :]

Aken Sol

i like the Keebler elves. but they did always seem like slackers.

Ooh. What are your magical powers?

Well, it differs from elf to elf, but some common magic we have: ability to change your words, banishing bad comments into the depths of hell, kicking people from room-chats, etcetera, etcetera. There's also that instant-death thing but that's not very important. Kevin can fill you up on our other magical powers if he feels like it.

Aken Sol

I have a large interest in HIS powers particularly...

Aken, I didn't even know you were an elf. Undercover, you are.

Ah Kaitlin, always trying to quicken me once more from my immortal watching.

As brother Aken Says, some powers, such as divine alteration, as shared by all Elves.

I am individually blessed and some say cursed among my kin with the ability to vibrationally lower myself to the base mental level of a human, and thus immerse myself in their simplistic range of animal emotions and reactions. My brother and sister Elves have reservations about my doing this, though they understand i "go down" on people in here in order to understand them better....it has in the past led to "human" entanglements" my high Elven sensibilities have not been well able to cope with..such as aggressive debates and sexual attractions to mortals that impede my perrenial wisdom.

As an interesting aside, i also know several old Tongue words...which are really nothing more than movements, which if uttered, or administered in the correct order...can make mortal females feel a touch of "heaven"....base reactions of course...but pleasing none the less. Brother Aken has been curiously interested in these words of late...though i'd be more inclined to share with the sister Anne.

haha, it must be a burden to be the sexy elf.

Hard work, but someone must satisfy the beautiful elven groupie masses.

I'm little bit of necromant elf... i can terminate...mm... delete people :).
Also I'm good in teleporting - I just vanish for time to time. As a chief elf I can wipe away false magic words and terminate people who use them... ;)

Heheh, Bob, you young rascal you.I would blush if i could.

I have been studying human relations for quite a while now, more specifically, the act of combining two into one. As Brother Kevin has specified, i am more prone to experiment new things then the other elves but even i find this "strange" if you will. Us Elvens mate with our mind, which, calculated in human measurements, is infinitely more pleasurable the physical contact. However, Brother Kevin seems to insist otherwise.

Aken Sol

I think I'm with Kev on that one ;)

Not yet Kaitlin, not yet you aren't.

But with the correct supplications and offerings, i may consider you for my human entanglements experiments...you have Elven grade intelligence and beauty....though i fear for your sanity in interacting with the immortals...it is not wise for those that perish.

Ah Bob, if i wasn't such a freak among my own kind in loving the company of soft "fragile" mortals...Sister Ann would be the one i'd deny the gray havens for.

You should see her dance in the moonlight...naked with no clothes on.

"Sweet".....as we Elves say.

Kevin!!!!! People are going to believe you! ;)

But I would like to know those words!!!!!

Ahhh, Brother Kevin is so.... how does one say, smooth? Droves of Elven princesses come to him daily to bear his child but he refutes their requests without a second thought.

But in terms of most beautiful, the crown must go to Sister Ann. It's true, for i was walking with Brother Kevin the time we saw her dancing in the moonlight. Sadly, she is unatainable for all of us mods (Brother Kevin might stand a slim chance).
*sadness*

Aken Sol

Sorry Bob, but we elves hold no use for cameras, for our photographic memory take cares of that. But i shall bring you along, next time it happens ;)
Ahhh, that's interesting. I hope that rumor's true then :)

Aken Sol

You forgot the indeterminable levels of velour elves need and their incessant desire for pesto offerings from their lowly mortal subjects.

Oooh. Guess who's eating pesto right now?

That would be me ;)

Haha, you always look younger next to me Bob. Too bad maturity and age doesn't go hand in hand :-P

Aken Sol