Panda Joke!!!

I read this joke on someones xanga and thought it was so freaking funny.

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't even pay for your sandwich!"

"Hey, man, I'm a PANDA!" the panda shouts back. "Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and reads:

Panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHA That was funny David. I must call hunbun and read it to her.

we studied that in school..i think my english teacher was on drugs!!!!

Yes this is the greatest joke in the world!!!!!

theres a grammar book called eats shoots and leaves....ok...ill shut up now....