How skilled r u?

My name is heather i am 14 years old. i have blue eyes. I am 5 5. I like poatry, swimming, singing, dancing etc. Cant think of anything eklse righ now.

my name is shortie and im deffiantly a cutie... take two steps bac so i can check da bootie. im spittin diZ Sh*t lik itZ ez. eat it up jus lik reese peeceZ. u try to rocc my style, jus lik my criminal file. B*tch u swear lik u got flo so lemme see u take it to da floor. think of sh*t rite off da top of ur head, ha u cant think ill put u bac into ur gave bed. spittin n spttin is wat i do cuz im shortie n imma cutie n imma be n OUTIE!!!!!!! Holla BACCCCCCCCC..

*no opne plz rocc diZ i rly wrote diZ myself* tankie..... Sammie aka Shortie

RAp...pap...crap...shap...lap.

Word.

no you see, you gotta get the skills like me, i swim i float and i love to gloat. but shi*t is still going great, so peace out love, no more hate

i have got no skill with rap, i don't like rap, but bob, that was TOUGH!!! you are the kewlest old guy i know(in a sense). peace, love, and chocolate

Upstate
where everybody wanna bitch and hate
where the peoples is fake
and try to take
control of what they call
fate
no way they could hesitate
or take back their every mistake

=This game is awesome! I hope everyone is hearing the same beat and rhythm in their head as me=

Living in Florida really sucks
There are just way to many ducks
Lots of crime and gang members too
Feels like i live in a zoo
Moving to Jersey to be with my new man
Where we can walk hand in hand

Well I sure did give this a try
If it isn't quite what you want
Then I'll spread my wings and fly

Go you people have no lives,
Half of you don't have wives,
I got the girls Im a p-i-m-p,
Cuz its Matt Pyke PY to the KE.

It would be nice if the kids wrote understandable english so I knew what they were saying.

In the meantime I'll be buying Bob Shank's (Mac Daddy Rap) music. Let's make him an international Big Bad Unit of Thuganomics.

Word life or something.

HAHAHAHA BOB!!! JUST WHEN I THINK YOU CAN'T GET ANY BETTER YOU GO AND RAP!!!! HAHAHAHA FUNNY STUFF>>>>>BOB YOU ARE AWESOME!!

I’m talking old school rules
I’m talking old school fools
I ignite the mike with fuel
can rock the house all night
break you down turn you out
put you out preschool fool
You want to battle me
punk ass nursery rhyme fine
get beat down constantly
squat dog and lick your licks
trick bag you in the mix
payback time you’ve been severed
straight up WORD to the curb
I’m talking old school rules
I’m talking old school fools

Haha (I guess I'll go along with it)

im that girl reppin the JRB
with a knife in my hand
and a juggalette at ease
a lot tricks hate
and a lot of them decieve
but then they crawlin on the floor
and asking fo money from me
they look down on me cause i got da beatz
ho's catch me wit they man unda they sheetz
im livin in the 630, i aint cheap
stalking the people in my hoodie cause ima freak
dem fuckin little bitches try to take my style
call it they shit and say they live in 8 mile
but freestylin aint gonna get you no where
you gotta have the real beat to get up there
y'all can put me down if y'all like
i know im a white bitch wit no life
but its all good up here in chicago g`
we got dem gangstas rollin and blazin da weed
im still alive and im still reppin the JRB
im down with the clown
and i dont mind your hate for me

wow. ^ ^ Haha

* Looks away* choked throws the mike down,
“Ill walk my ass back to 8 mile”

Bob you the man lol

Take a bow
Take the crown
it's time to step down
make a wish
give your kiss
you should get ready for this
For what started back when
Changes to now
it's time to get fresh
juicy fruit style proud
As you'll always respect
those who paid debts
the fighters of time
that helped our minds unwind
They'll never die
but we'll try
to add up to all of them
It's the new age
and a new beginning
Things change and rearange
From the cradle
to the grave
we'll spit our legacies
onto the page.

Yo you go girl I got nothing on you
Zero out of two you rocked my world too
Stepping off this battle over I’m thru

Peace out

I'll keep on keepin on ^_- I look forward to it.

LOL!!! I just have to say after reading the
posts again how much fun it's been. Great
thread idea Joelynn.

Yo!!! Yo!!! Listen up people
come on with it break it down
Let it rip sip, let it go Joe
it’s been said let it be known
can’t stop this flow show thread

Bob is a tough cookie ahaha

Break it down homie
step into the zone
brewing up the majik
you know our kinda kick
thrill and spill over the battle
kick the kettle
i'm too hot to handle.

So you cry your complaints
to the newer of age
speak of disrespect
and ignorance
so hard to get played
but who's to disrespect
when so hard to admit
that your path
pathes our future
indescriminatory tastes
legendary aromas
of the proud and the true
all changing over time
to not old but new
Now don't get me wrong
the thoughts are alike
but like styles we age
like wine years spiced
and so the combination
of the old and the new
travels down generation
with the hopes of a few
to keep it all strong
to keep it alive
it's what makes us living
imagination what thrives.

Bob that was tight,
I agree your right,
But now i am in sight,
now i will scrap the fight,

The future is pain,
hardship we shall gain,
this complaining, childishly lame,
and guess what we have no one to blame,

You talk about respect,
new, old generation you chose to neglect,
honey your attitude better get checked.
Cause your future will get wrecked,

So you wanna get crazy,
huh do you lady?
Oh come on don't get shady!
The future is coming dont get lazy,

So step in line,
this rap shit is mine,
you best hold a sign
because when i am done,
you'll need a glass of whine

So whats your reason,
for your future, charged with treason?
guess you'll be missing basketball season,
Dont start when i will be the one to finish,
your hopes and dreams i will diminish,

Hey, I aint from the hood,
simply lil miss good,
chop yah off the block like wood,
mount yah on my wall be the next robin hood.

Well this was fun,
let it be known i am done,
I feel like i just hit a home run,
just think of the future, As the sun...
*********************************
Hey no disrespect just trying out "My skills" ahaha
take care always
Scooby

heh maybe I just didn't get my point of respecting the generations across in my rythme....:P

oh you got it loud and clear. lol
I wasnt directing it towards just you..lol actually its more to stir the pot with bob ahaha cuz he will come back at me with something pretty unbeatable but cant i at least try? ahaha.
take care always
Scooby

well as they say Bob's the man lol.

PFFFFT ahahah bob's the man?....
Bob did you hear that your the bloody man?
What is this world coming too....my goodness...ahahah BOB UR GOING DOWN GAS MAN!!!!! ahaha
ah ur my hero Mr.Bob i swear i am not trying to plot against you....***looks to ground*** oh jeeze i have a feeling bob is going to tear me to shreds.....BRING IT "da man"
take care
Scooby

Im back…..
No offence anyone
just having fun.

more rival
rhyme slime
back in time
scooby snacks
sorry lines
what a crime
got a dime
pass that doobie
ah ha ah ha ah ha
more like
back to the future two
yo I takes fakes
misapropeates
rhymes lines
and this one too
made it mine
changed the lines
Plagiarize it too
ah ha ah ha ah ha
“nobody moves
nobody gets hurt”
say what
that’s a crime
Those plays goes ons
day after days
now it’s mines
ah ha ah ha ah ha
got issues slick
stick this rhyme
not fictionary
explanationary
it is pictionary
that’s the tat
I tatted on your
mammas back
last time I shaved it
ah ha ah ha ah ha
try to take me down
that’s right fool
roll up clown
think I can’t take
a bullet
newsbreak mistake
ah ha ah ha ah ha
kick back attack
lack smack hack
paddy lackey
kick down doggy
roll the bones
ah ha ah ha ah ha

peace out

mix you up
like coffee and cream
making sure
that you remember me
knock off that faux
writing paranoia
and i'll take your tips
and then sayonara
bust you down
to no esteem
and make you wish
you were better than me
your rythmes are comic
your intentions skewed
like a pig on roast
with the apple spewed
Ready for this
'cause it's armegedon
i'll break it down
like a change abbadon
make you flip
and bring it to zip
like the boogeyman
i'll flip the switch
Hold on tight
and the lights will blow out
come to a stop
you're goin out!

---------peace ^_^

Bob that was a very nice rhyme about me.....AHAHAH GAS MAN ur going DOWN!!!

lots of love
Scooby

Your the boss,
my rhymes i will toss,
atcha, you in for a loss,
our childish rhymes,
pffft dude your wasting our time,
I will admit your one in a dime,
but this rap shit is mine,
I don't take cheap shots,
my pain aches in certain spots,
i aint hear to judge just rhyme lots
get our your face?
i aint in your space,
this sorrow get ready to embrace,
here have a taste,
1-2-3 what an extreme waste,
i'll stick to you like paste,
your rhymes are being replaced.
I aint scared, its you i have faced,
you may be better,
you may be wise,
but i dont back down, I dont disguise,
this little girl threw you for a surpise?,
get your jokes outta my face,
now you invading my space,
this rap crap is my place,
I will never back down,
run you straight outta town,
your rhymes i dump straight to the ground,
this is my style,
come on dude stay for a while,
your rhymes, your rap makes me smile.
i'll be the one walking to trial.
come on walk it back to 8 mile,
oh no i am pullin an eminem,
but a girl shiny like a gem,
more classy and tanned
wearing my pink head band,
having my toes in the sand,
like i said i wont back down,
i stand firm on the ground,
i believe i just killed your sound.
***************************
just having some fun.....
Bob i am up for a challege mister i aint backing down....hit me with yah best shot first one to say uncle ahahaha

I dont get it.

they say it's so hard
for girls to stay pure
i'm young yet
but of this I'm not sure
i don't own any womanly curve
to speak of this
i've never had the nerve
i guess that makes life
alot easier for me
because guys know
i am what they see
a virgin like this
i know I will stay
untill my dad will
gives me away......

I don't like rap, but when I wrote this it sounded like rap. LOL

Bob, even though I don't like rap, your lyrics are awsome
~anne~

I like kevin murrays answer

UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE

I give, i give, i give,

I do too know about old school music and OUCH THAT WAS COLD mister.ahahaha i am sorry that i dont listen to bands that were HUGE in success when i was like 2....ahahah face it mr.bob ur OLD dude ahaha just kiddin
You wanna talk old school, talk about pat benatar,
alice cooper, ac/dc, skid row, deaf lepard those bands are OLD SCHOOL too me anyways i am bowing out gracefully :) good luck to you all.
take care
scooby

Um sweetie that above you was not a rhyme,
you call me a nerd dont be wasting my time,
you think you can rap,
please your talking crap,
as for being retarded
your words were just disreguarded,
I aint on a pill baby doll,
your just in the midths of taking a fall,
dr.phil.....ppppft please,
your whatching too many talk shows,
whats next jerry springer and his hoes?
dont be trash talking me,
because you"ll surely see,
your rhymes will be lickin my toes,
Your rhyming sweet heart simply blows,
yah i took offense to your rhyme,
so i coming back....here i'll throw a dime,
who says "ill" anymore
my rhymes will be scrappin urs with the floor,
you wanna rap your crap,
get ready for people to snap back,
as for paying my bills,
hunnie you working a real day kills,
Don't be talking smack,
when its education you lack,
you wanna talk the talk,
then walk the walk,
but until then it's you i mock
isn't it time for bed time its 12 o clock,
i don't need to chill,
i am quiet and sit still,
i wasn't talking to you,
and somehow you already knew,
i bowed out gracefully,
my words were tasefully,
but you chose to take cheap shots,
baby doll is not pills u need to lay off it's pot!

have a good night
Take Care
Scooby

oh by the way that post above you wasnt a rhyme, it was a comment just incase you got confused.

jack off jill
fall down the hill
don't lecture me
for I got no thrills
massticate those weakly lies
and castrate those sappy good byes
morbid itching
internal cries
those kind that make you bleed
fall on the sword by your own device
and plant such ghastly seed
your talent wastes
on such earthly fair
the putrid stench
of hells own hair
back on down your optimism
another form of masstichism
bless your soul for trying hard
but nothing deserved
is nothing earned

aw it died...that's sad , it makes me cry.
Why god why!.

give me a beat

I hold the crown your going down
just one more clown about to drown
flapper rapper in the water!
someone get him a doctor!
spank sank and gank yank your flow
look at you! you can still float!
know this, it’s now mc bobber
like butter and toast coast to coast < What!
I boost the most it’s no joke
I gots the rhyme step in time
line for line you fall behind
best you resign slow your roll fool
bust your way out of this whirlpool

BOB! your a man of so many talents

Such flow and wit - Love you raps my friend :o)

Funny bunny stomped my money, robber Bobber!

Happy Easter, to you and yours Bob and everyone
at P&Q.
You know I would love to rap but I have to go hide eggs,
Peace out.

In response to Bob Shank’s post,
World War Three (rant)
Excellent write Bob, these lyrics
from Sick Life came to mind after
reading your post.

Its going down
Its going down

WAR

Revolution begun
So lets rise like the sun
Revolution begun
So lets rise everyone

They push us to far
The push that scars
They push us to far
They push to HARD

Revolution begun
So lets rise like the sun
Revolution begun
So lets rise everyone

© 04' Sick Life
lyrics by, Jerry Moran
songs written by, Jesse Coll
Permission given To post
By band members Jerry Moran
and Jesse Coll (my son)

The lyrics come from the songs
Revolution and war, rearranged by bogie