asprins funny

Ms. Smith had a headache. So, she went to the pharmacy and asked for
aspirins. However, she couldn't pronounce aspirins--she pronounced them
asburns. The pharmacist figured out what she meant and got them for her.

On the bus home she tried to take two aspirins. Unfortunately, she dropped
the bottle of aspirin as she opened the lid and the pills scattered all
over the floor. She was horrified about it. The aspirins were everywhere.
She started screaming, "My ass-burns, my ass-burns!" After a few minutes
the bus driver, not seeing the aspirins all over the floor and not knowing
about her little speech impediment, screamed at her, "Then stick it out
the window and shut up!"

lmao!!!!!! haha dats sooo funni!!

Good one.

funny

but... no one would say that instead of saying asprins