Rumours 2

Yeah, yeah, yeah....so you've heard.

Ann Marie locked the other one! ....And here I was trying to compete with those people in the Friendship forum.

Anyway...

Rumour has it that Ann Marie likes to make Atomic cry.

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Rumour has it that JPM's balls were too big for the original Rumours thread.

Rumour has it that Bret was measuring JPM while he was masturbating to Steven.

Rumour has it that Atomic was watching this whole affair unravel behind closed door number 2.

Rumour has it that Shiky was taping it again and this time it might be a success.

Rumour has it that Bret has already bought the first copy of "So you wannabe a man".

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Romoor has it that Just Ari cain't spille.

Who wuud give that ideer?

Paestes, //Ori\\

Haha...

Rumour has it that Bob lost his virginity to his computer in November of last year.

Rumour has it that Atomic was having her annual dinner party last night.

Rumour has it that Atomic had three puppies before the dinner and none after.

Rumour has it that Angelina brought a pussy cat with her to Atomic's house and left empty handed.

Rumour has it that pussy cats taste better when they're wet.

Rumour has it that JPM was also there (which may explain the reason why all the animals had went missing)

*burp*

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Haha....

Rumour has it that Bob forgot to pay child support to his old computer and Atomic was indeed a very bright mirco chip. *points to halo*

Rumour has it that the Teletubbies is gonna make a special appearance in Angelina's concert with the Muffets.

Rumour has it that Bob used Sunny as a floating device when that boating incident happen last Monday.

Rumour has it that Sunny's Twins had two giant holes in it, resulting in both Bob and her to sink to the button of the puddle.

Rumour has it that the holes weren't really holes, but her (be creative people).

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Rumor has it people are spreading rumors about me.

The other thread was really f*in funny, by the way.

Rumour has it that Kaitlin and Bob are triplets.

Rumour has it that a triplets consist of three members.

Rumour has it that Atomic was the lost twin.

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Rumor has it that the logic used in the post previous to this one was a bit stretched.

Rumor also has it that Kevin and Bret are the same person. His name is Brevin, and Brevin is bipolar. Hence "their" (his) opinions are always directly dichotomous.

Rumour has it that JPM is a little girl with blonde hair and blue eyes who has big dreams of world peace.

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Rumour has it that God is a strong black woman who raises 12 kids of her own.

Rumour has it that the tacos that JPM made for Atomic's annual dinner party was delicious, depite the fact that Bob kept coughing up hair balls afterwards.

Rumour has it that Sunny donated some of her breast's milk to God's family of 13.

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Rumour has it that NightTears is a balding middle aged man who lives in the basement of his mother's Old Folks home.

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Rumour has it that JPM is NightTears mother.

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Rumour has it that Shiky found a new lover, hence, the arrival of the newbie NightTears.

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Rumour has it that Angleina was in charge of the special sauce for Atomic's annual dinner party.

Rumour has it that clowns taste funny.

Rumour has it that JPM has just recently developed a new brand of floss.

Rumour has it that the floss was made from JPM's pubic hair.

Rumour has it that the floss gave a new meaning to the words "clean sex".

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both ways I presumed.

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*gags*

Rumour has it that Bob is on his annual locking spree.

Rumour has it that JPM a foot bigger than the other.

Rumour has it tha JPM wore an average of 143 socks on his left foot, to cover up the differences between the sizes.

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Rumour has it that God cheats in games too.

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Rumour has it that God is watching us spread rumours about her.

Rumour has it that the Devil wears pink Hello Kitty thongs.

Rumour has it that JPM and Atomic is gonna go to Hell for this.

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Rumour has it that God cast the Devil to Hell because the weather is much nicer down there.

Rumour has it that God masturbates to the Richard Simmons tapes.

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Rumour has it that thongs gives wedgies.

Rumour has it that JPM and Atomic went on a thong shopping spree last week, and the lacy ones were half price.

Rumour has it that a thong was found in Angelina's special sauce.

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Ahhhhhh I have missed the forums.... :o)

Rumour has it that JPM masturbates to a picture of God with the Britney Spears "Oops I did it again" playing in the bathroom.

Rumour has it that Eirisa is turned on by the thought of JPM playing the song "Oops I did it again."

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Haha...

Rumour has it that Bob gnawed on the thong thinking it was all apart of Angelina's special sauce.

Rumour has it that God made an appearance at the dinner party when everyone was stoned.

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Rumour has it that Atomic's 12 kids were throwing eggs at JPM's car.

Rumour has it that the 143 thongs JPM kept in his glove compartment were stolen that night.

Rumour has it that JPM was crying a river when he found out his favourite one, the lacy Hello Kitty one, was gone from his life.

Rumour has it that he found it covered in a thick white substance.

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Rumour has it that JPM gnawed on his thong a thrid time to find out about that previous interesting fact.

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rumour has it that the "holy thong" is how angelina gets her piano playing powers

Rumour has it that Atomic bought JPM a red thong with tiny jingle bells in the front, Merry Christmas!

Rumour has it that we're in the middle of Summer.

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rumour also has it that the holy thong isnt quite so holy and gives all those that come in contact with it every STD known to mankind

rumour has it..that didnt work

rumour has it that in order to be part of the in crowd, god wore the holy thong

Rumour has it that God and the Devil was cross dressing at Atomic's dinner party.

Rumour has it that God was wearing purple pants and a pair of blue socks, resulting in the biggest fight of the year when the Devil tried to give her a small fashion tip.

Rumour has it that the Devil was wearing a pink mini skirt, free excess at the table, God angry told him.

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rumour has it we alll returned to the real world with Neo

rumour has it forgotten memory returned to the Matrix as a super guy to keep Angelina company

rumour has it that...thats what makes girls soo lovely and adorable

rumour has it that Forgotten memory is soo tired and out of it right now that shiky;s screaming made him scream too

rumour has it forgotten memory was pronounced daed at the hospital. cause: fell asleep onto antenna of cell phone

rumour has it that forgotten was brought back to life by the dress and make-up....saw himself in the mirror...and decided to go back to hell

rumour has it that hell and heaven have switched places

rumour has it forgotten is thinks Jess is very attractive (can see the alternate personality as single person)