Intelligent Chat - Wiping your behind

Us females don't have balls, so it's more convenient for us to sit and wipe.

It's still possible to have a look at it without pushing the sack of sperms aside, you know.

I myself, always check it the toilet paper to see if it's stainless, and that's when I pull up my panties and wash my hands and leave the bathroom with a stench so powerful, it knocks my whole neighbourhood down.

Ha......it was fun.

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You count squares? Wow, I just grap enough paper to assure myself that I won't have to actually touch my own arse.

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hearyea! hearyea! me too.

I'll use the first thing I see that's butt-wipe-able.

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i wait until there is a place where there is toilet paper.

Haha....

Reminds me of an incident that never happened.

I was camping and had to poop really bad. And I did, but there were no toilet paper so I used leaves. Turns out it was poison ivy.

It was fun.

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It's not everyday you can talk about your buttocks so freely.

I say, take advantage of it.

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*Boo kxpx off stage*

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when JPM decided it should be a intelligent chat thats when ismail.

as for me i will use leaves if i'm outside, because you have to wipe with something! and for the counting squars that's just to much work to wipe your ass i just grab enough to what i think i need and if i need more then just throw it in and grab more and wipe again. i check to make sure my bum is clean, because you might smell if you don't get it all well theres alot of problems not having a clean bum.

~Jacklyn

i don't care i answered it anyways!

gez he hasn't answered yet, must be he's still counting...

~Jacklyn

ya with the morning dew on it, now we know what it really is!

~Jacklyn

science books, math books, now my teachers now why i don't return them and "lose" them.

~Jacklyn

JPM Now your into ass wipes!! LMAO

LMAO!!!!

Yep, I'm a stander and wiper, too! I was beginning to think that I was the only guy on the planet that did it.

Ismail must be a stander, also - seeing as though he talks, for the most part, out of his rectum!

LMAO intresting mike.

Ha ha ha ha...awesome.

well if you don't like your neighbors i guess you could do it.

~Jacklyn

lucky me

~Jacklyn

Hmmm. Interesting conversation. Well. I myself keep a waterbottle by my toilet and spray myself first with water below, before I wipe with toilet paper or preferably baby wipes. (All those who are not using baby wipes really are missing out. Yet, somehow before reading this topic I thought I was the only one who used them.) I also keep a small water bottle in my purse for when I'm out.

My only comment is that I knew this thread was JPM's before I opened it, and was almost too afraid to click.

With that, I bow out, because I have nothing intelligent to say.