Can't sleep, CLOWN WILL EAT ME..

Does anybody know where this originated from? I've heard it on the simpsons but, I think it's been around before that.

I hate clowns by the way, they really creep me out. I wanna see IT but i'm too scared too.

Find what and kill it?

LOL. Yeah. They are so freaky looking.

I think it WAS the simpsons that came up with that line. Bart Simpson is great!

Clowns are so gross. I remember when I was younger, my parents were both made redundant and so we didn't have much money at the time. But I got an A on something and they bought me this little baby clown doll from a second hand store.

It was so creepy but, I just felt so touched by the gift I couldn't bring myself to just put it in my closet. So I carried it around like I loved it. That thing still gives me the creeps but, it was really sweet of my parents to give it to me.

Really? You like them? Yeah, they're just...ick. LOL.

I did have a cartoon clown drawing in my room once. I liked that. I think it's people clowns that I hate. Cartoons are ok.

And I only did that because I felt bad that I didn't like it when my parents obviously tried hard to save the money to buy it for me. LOL. I was 7! I can't believe I understood that stuff. I really need to give my parents a hug. I'm an only, you see? :)

Why are clowns eating me again? Wow...did you read the myspace/Email thing about the clown who ate a girl?

-Emily-

SICK!! Really?

It wasnt real lol, Let me find the link.

-Emily-

Ok someone tell me if the girl's name in this story changes to yours or not cause if its seriously lauren i will be hecka scared.

This conversation is completely true, not made up.

Please, don't scroll ahead.

DeadNBl00DY: Why, Hello there.
bbEachBayBi xo:uhh heyy?
DeadNBl00DY: Well how are you my dear?
bbEachBayBi xo: iim good, but i got 1 question.....who is this?
DeadNBl00DY: Funny you should ask that, for I am your worst nightmare. I'm all that you fear, all that you never want to happen, and I've chosen you, Lauren as my next.
bbEachBayBi xo: omg!! how did u knw my name?? lol this is prolly just a joke do i knw u from school?
DeadNBl00DY: No, you don't know me. But, i've stalked you, watched you every waking moment for the past week. I know all that you've done, and all that you can never do.
bbEachBayBi xo: alright. i wanna knw who this is rite now its not funny ne more
DeadNBl00DY: Who ever said this would be for laughs? Not I. This is all real, not a joke. I'd just watch my back if I were you.
bbEachBayBi xo:okayyy u tell me rite now who u r. im gettin really scared
DeadNBl00DY: Who I am? Oh, my dear dear Lauren. I'm not important. I must go know, but If I were you, I'd stay locked away safe in your room. Even have a weapon near by if that makes you feel better. Not as if that will help you. I know your home alone, that your in your room right now, watching the computer screen with worry. Your little dog is by your side too, but he won't help you if anything say, deadly was about to kill you.
bbEachBayBi xo: omg how do u knw all this, are u watchin me? plz i jst wanna knw who u r! i nvr did nething wrong jst plz tel me!
DeadNBl00DY: You'll figure out who I am soon enough, my dear. Good-bye.
DeadNBl00DY has signed off.

Later on, the girl just decided it was all a prank, probably just one of her friends from school trying to scare her. Her parents were out at a party, she couldn't go because she had studying to do. If she didn't ace this test, she'd be in deep trouble. While sitting at her desk, the lights a bit dim, and her dog sound asleep, laying on her bed, she heard a slight rap at the window. Her blinds were shut, and it was 10:30 at night. Had it been a bird? Must've been, because she was on the second story of her house, how could anyone have reached it. She got up to look, but decided to just forget about it. Deciding she should take a break from the books and get a glass of milk, she went downstairs and opened the refrigerator. She walked past the Living Room, where the door to the shadowy basement was open, and a light was on. She thought maybe her sister was home early from a sleepover, or her parents were back so soon. She walked down, for some reassurance that she wasn't home alone anymore, but found that no one was home. Thinking nothing of it, she drank her milk and came back upstairs to finish studying and then get a good nights sleep. She pet her dog on the head, and sat back at her little desk in the corner. She noticed a light was on in her closet, and was a bit confused. She never turned that light on in the first place. She walked to the closet, carefully taking slow steps. She grabbed the baseball bat her brother had left in her room, and grasped it tightly with both hands and opened the door real fast. All of a sudden, a squeaky clown nose rolled across the floor in front of her, and was glad there was nothing in her closet. It was just something from a halloween party two years ago. She sat on her bed to pet her little dog, and something with long sharp nails quickly grasped her ankle. As she fell to the floor, it let go and quickly ran out into the hallway. It was too fast for her to see. She quickly ran and shut the door, grabbed the baseball bat, and tried to find her cell phone to call the police. Of course it was dead. A rattling noice in her closet sounded and she opened it to see a clown standing there. A smirk upon his face, an evil one, the kind you should fear. She tried to run, but all she could do was get a couple of inchces before he started to eat her alive. All that was left of her was a few bones and some blood.

Later, police found out that a man that had been locked away in jail for cannibalism had escaped. Everyone feared, because he wasn't found ever again.

If a man with the screen name DeadNBl00DY ims you, you shouldn't answer, and stay around as many people as you can.

If you don't repost this within one minute of reading, he will be there tonight with his long pointy fingernails

Here's another story:

A couple with children were trying out a new babysitter. About an hour after they left for a night on the town, they realized they had forgotten to give her their cell phone number, so one of them called her.

After she wrote down the number, the babysitter asked if she could watch satellite TV in their bedroom. She had just put the children to bed and wanted to watch a particular show. (The parents didn't want their children watching too much garbage, so the living room TV did not have satellite channels.)

Well of course she could watch TV in their room, they replied. The babysitter had one other request: could she put a sheet or blanket over the clown statue that was in the bedroom? It kind of made her nervous.

Take the children and go to the neighbors, said whichever parent was talking to her. We'll call the police. We don't have a clown statue.

The police caught the clown as he was running through the neighborhood.

Yeah I heard that. Except the clown ate her.

-Emily-

See? Clowns are sick.

*Eats Taylor*. HAHA now Im a clown.

Have you seen IT?

Eww. No. I dont like creapy movies. Just scary and funny ones.

-Emily-

I've never seen it either but, my friend forbids me to read the book. Not that I would, but I was just wondering what it's about. What it's like.

I've seen it! It is HORRIBLE!! The clown is REALLY scary! Search "Pennywise the Dancing Clown" in any image search engine, you'll see what it means. I advise anyone watch it, even if it is incredibly scary!

DeadNBl00DY: Why, Hello there.
bbEachBayBi xo:uhh heyy?
DeadNBl00DY: Well how are you my dear?
bbEachBayBi xo: iim good, but i got 1 question.....who is this?
DeadNBl00DY: Funny you should ask that, for I am your worst nightmare. I'm all that you fear, all that you never want to happen, and I've chosen you, Lauren as my next.
bbEachBayBi xo: omg!! how did u knw my name?? lol this is prolly just a joke do i knw u from school?
DeadNBl00DY: No, you don't know me. But, i've stalked you, watched you every waking moment for the past week. I know all that you've done, and all that you can never do.
bbEachBayBi xo: alright. i wanna knw who this is rite now its not funny ne more
DeadNBl00DY: Who ever said this would be for laughs? Not I. This is all real, not a joke. I'd just watch my back if I were you.
bbEachBayBi xo:okayyy u tell me rite now who u r. im gettin really scared
DeadNBl00DY: Who I am? Oh, my dear dear Lauren. I'm not important. I must go know, but If I were you, I'd stay locked away safe in your room. Even have a weapon near by if that makes you feel better. Not as if that will help you. I know your home alone, that your in your room right now, watching the computer screen with worry. Your little dog is by your side too, but he won't help you if anything say, deadly was about to kill you.
bbEachBayBi xo: omg how do u knw all this, are u watchin me? plz i jst wanna knw who u r! i nvr did nething wrong jst plz tel me!
DeadNBl00DY: You'll figure out who I am soon enough, my dear. Good-bye.
DeadNBl00DY has signed off.

Later on, the girl just decided it was all a prank, probably just one of her friends from school trying to scare her. Her parents were out at a party, she couldn't go because she had studying to do. If she didn't ace this test, she'd be in deep trouble. While sitting at her desk, the lights a bit dim, and her dog sound asleep, laying on her bed, she heard a slight rap at the window. Her blinds were shut, and it was 10:30 at night. Had it been a bird? Must've been, because she was on the second story of her house, how could anyone have reached it. She got up to look, but decided to just forget about it. Deciding she should take a break from the books and get a glass of milk, she went downstairs and opened the refrigerator. She walked past the Living Room, where the door to the shadowy basement was open, and a light was on. She thought maybe her sister was home early from a sleepover, or her parents were back so soon. She walked down, for some reassurance that she wasn't home alone anymore, but found that no one was home. Thinking nothing of it, she drank her milk and came back upstairs to finish studying and then get a good nights sleep. She pet her dog on the head, and sat back at her little desk in the corner. She noticed a light was on in her closet, and was a bit confused. She never turned that light on in the first place. She walked to the closet, carefully taking slow steps. She grabbed the baseball bat her brother had left in her room, and grasped it tightly with both hands and opened the door real fast. All of a sudden, a squeaky clown nose rolled across the floor in front of her, and was glad there was nothing in her closet. It was just something from a halloween party two years ago. She sat on her bed to pet her little dog, and something with long sharp nails quickly grasped her ankle. As she fell to the floor, it let go and quickly ran out into the hallway. It was too fast for her to see. She quickly ran and shut the door, grabbed the baseball bat, and tried to find her cell phone to call the police. Of course it was dead. A rattling noice in her closet sounded and she opened it to see a clown standing there. A smirk upon his face, an evil one, the kind you should fear. She tried to run, but all she could do was get a couple of inchces before he started to eat her alive. All that was left of her was a few bones and some blood.

Later, police found out that a man that had been locked away in jail for cannibalism had escaped. Everyone feared, because he wasn't found ever again.

If a man with the screen name DeadNBl00DY ims you, you shouldn't answer, and stay around as many people as you can.

If you don't repost this within one minute of reading, he will be there tonight with his long pointy fingernails

Okay, i got scared as ___in HELL.

I tried reading that with the lights off and it creeped me out so badly i had to turn on the light! LOL

But at least i won't get eaten. Yay. ^.^

LMAO I'M A DORK!! AHAHAHAHA

//Ari\\

LMFAO! Shicky got scared too! :P

//Ari\\

I keep hearing noises in my basement.... O___O

Dude.....i LIVE in my basement!!

!!!!!

//Ari\\

PROTECT MEEEE!!!! *holds onto Shicky tight*

O____________________O

Dude, this is NOT cool!! LOL

//Ari\\

LOL I'm trying so hard not to read that story again...oh my GOD...if i do i wonder if that means i gotta re-copy-and-paste it...lmao

//Ari\\

Wha...WHA?!

(HAHAHAHAHAHA)

O___O

WTF WAS THAT?!?!?!

*I'm seriously scaring the piss out of myself! LOL I'm the only one awake in the house at 5:50 in the morning!

//Ari\\

HAHAHAHAHA

Okies, i feel better now. ^_^

(MWAHAHAHAHAHA) *cat tips over*

Spencer: Meeeow?

O__O

//Ari\\

I should kick my cat's a$$. He's making all this noise so every few seconds i'm turning my back. O_O

//Ari\\

LMAO! He's a fat orange cat that does nothing but scratch up the door frames and meoooow all the time...lol. I can't imagine him pink and purple hahahaha

//Ari\\

AHAHAHAHA

A punked-out kitty! :D LOL

Hmmmm...*notices fat lazy Spencer lying near her feet and also notices styling gel on her dresser*

MWAHAHAHAA

//Ari\\

LMAO

*sqeezes out hair gel from its tube into her hand* *reaches down to pet kitty on the head* *rubs gel hard into kitty scalp*

Spencer: MEEEOOOOW

Ari: *pulls up fur into spikes*

HAHAHAHAHA

Oh, he's FLAMING!!! :D

Spencer: *rolls over and tries wiping the gel off of his head* Moww.

HAHAHAHA

Aww man....i'm tired. :( Me got to go get ready for stupid school. :( :(

//Ari\\

I tried posting it within one minute, but i couldn't.
I guess i'll be expecting the cannibal to show up tonight.*grabs an ax* But i won't go down without a fight.
$Greedy$

My mom left me alooone tonight in my damned basement. O_____O HAHAHAHA I told her the story and was "begging" in a desperate way for her to stay home with me...lmfao. I'm not all that scared, though...

(Yeah....suuuure...)

O__O SHUT UP!!!! AAAAAH!!!!!!

//Ari\\

Eeek. After I read the story I went to bed, and a t3 am, my dogs where going crazy over something ( A racoon), but I couldnt see it, and they were chasing it all over the yard. It scared the F out of me.

-Emily-

It makes you so paranoid!! Then you feel stupid for making yourself so scared..lmao

//Ari\\

Clowns are sick.

Really? I'm not really into the pie-in-the-face humor (what is that...slapstick? Is that what they call it?) I have more of a sarcastic and ironic type humor.

True Ismail, very true.

...yeah. Maybe you ARE weird. Just kidding. :)

The original quote i think comes from the Steven King book "IT"

Clowns are pretty wacky.

Kids dolls too...hanging lifeless [?] on the wall in rows.

haha!! i saw this same episode of the simpsons a few hours ago! It was fun! poor bart