weirdest pick up lines

why dont you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that comes up ...................think about it lol

Hey hey hey, is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

Funny movie.

are your pants washed with windex? cuz i can pretty much see myself in them...

LMAO

*wave someone over with your finger...* and say, "do u always come when you're fingered?"

Hey, how you doing?
(kinda lame but works for me)

Can i check your label, (look at label) just what i thought made in heaven.
haha night at the roxbury, thats worked for me too!

(At the Laundromat)

"Could you help me fold to set of sheets."

"Okay."

"Thanks. Now would you like to help me put them to good use?"

not sure if this is considered weird but,
a friend and i were volunteering at a concert to help hand out glowsticks at the door, this guy abt 25 year old came up to me, tapped my shoulder and said "you're cute, can i have your number?"

hi! cupid called, he says to tell you that he needs my heart back from when you stole it :)

hey baby, did your dad play the trumpet? because you sure make me horny :)

you: you look like my third wife
her: oh, really? how many times have you been married?
you: twice

hey! you have something in your eye...oh, wait. that was just a twinkle :)

do you sleep on your stomach? would you like to sleep on your stomach with me under? :)

Nice shoes.. Let's fcuk.

did it hurt (then u go what hurt) when u fell from heaven
if i was water would you take a shower with me
or if i was a lollipop would you lick me
(kinda lame i know)

What has 352 teath and pretects you from a monster? (what) My zipper..

ohh... that ones already in here

If you're anything like you were on the dancefloor in bed... i might just be in heaven *used on me :p*

*fancy a pizza and a fuck? or don't you like pizza?

i would curse a guy out if he told me that!

i left my fone number at home, can i use yours instead?

lol the phone one makes no real sense but it awesome

Can I get directions to your heart? I seem to be lost in your eyes.

damn, girl, are you hot? i'm burning up just looking at you!!!!

He: This must be the end of a rainbow
She:Why?
He: Because I've just found my pot of gold
Man: Give it back
Woman: Give what back?
Man: My breath
Are you a police officer? Cuz you're one of (your town's) finest!
Is that a ladder in your stocking, or a stairway to Heaven?
You know, winning the lottery doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
I only have 12 hours to live! Please don't let me die a virgin!
What winks and makes love like a panther? (What?) -wink
Your eyes are so mysterious i'd like to be your detective.
You must have a ninja in your pants cuz your ass is kicking
"If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together."
You're so cute you make Hello Kitty look like Quasi-moto.

Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink.
Show me a man who doesn't think you look beautiful and I'll show you a man who is legally blind.
My love for you is like diareah..it never ends!
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
"Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune." Take hand and write your phone number on it. "there's your future."
I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.
Do you raise chickens?... cause you sure did raise my cock!
(You) Can I borrow your cell phone? (Her) Sure why? (You) I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called McGorgeous.
I'm just a love pirate lookin' for some booty.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
If your beauty was money, I wouldn't waste a dime!
Hey baby do you want to go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
"Can I even get a fake number?"
If your looking fo the right person in your life...here I am!
If I had a nickel for everytime I saw a girl as beautiful as you I would now have 5 cents.
Somebody better call Animal Control because I just spotted a fox.
Are you a pitcher, cause I love the way you throw those curves!
They call me coffee cause i grind so fine
He: Is that shirt felt?
She: No
He: Would you like it to be?
Baby, you are hotter than an afternoon in july!
Date me or i'll shoot you!
"WHAM! i'm your man!"
Excuse me, my mouth hurts will you kiss it?
You remind me of my Visa card because you are everywhere I want to be.
If you see a woman walking up the road with a child or a baby stroller tell her you'll go halves on another one.

This got me out of a jam once...

This girl asked me if I loved her, and embarassed I didn't want to admit it.. She loved to play board games and stuff so I replied "I just learned how to play yatzee this morning!" Believe it or not, she completely forgot about the question and we played yatzee for an hour or so before she finaly remembered XD hahaha

Its like a dog going for a cat, you're different but I like it. :D

pick up line: *hey, feeling chonky??*

This one works for me alot, here it goes.
"HI"

and it works on me to any guy who uses it.
HEY GUYS!!!!
use it! it really works instead of using something that is so corny/cheesy.... (?).
"HI" it truly timeless and it never gets old.

BX Girl

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