NE students from Auckland NZ?

>How many Auckland school students does it take to change a light
>bulb?
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>Diocesan: 1. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her
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>Papakura: 2. One to change the bulb and the other to figure out how
>to get high from the first
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>St Kentigerns: None. They're all too arrogant at first to notice that
>its dark, and even when they spot a hole they just put their dick in
>it.
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>St Cuthberts: 1. She'll call the maintenance staff because there is
>no way she's going to do any manual labor.
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>Corran: 3. One to change it, one to hold her handbag and one to make
>sure everyone is reapplying their lipgloss sufficiently
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>Kings: 71 - One to change it and 70 to protect them from the bad
>people over the fence
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>Epsom Girls: 5. One to change it, two to make sure her hair ribbons are
>still in place and another two to make sure her bag looks cool at all
>times
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>Otahuhu: 5. Four to break into the store and steal the bulb and one to
>install it.
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>Macauley: None. Its too unsafe for pregnant girls to do such a dangerous
>task.
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>Henderson: 10. One to change the bulb, one to call the dealer and eight
>to have a session while they wait.
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>Waitakere: None. Everything that hasn't been welded down was flogged
>Long ago.
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>Metro: None. Everyone is either suspended or wagging school.
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>Carmel: None. They only have to give head to the Rosmini boys and its
>donefor them.
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>Mt Albert: 4. One to change the bulb and three to count how many
>times he talks about rugby or doing someones mother.
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>St Pauls: none, dey dont have light bulbs in da islands aye?!
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>Selwyn: none, whats the point in lighting a classroom when no one
>goes to class?
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>Lynfield: 2, short skirted girl with too much make up to stand on
>desk and change it, horny sexually frustrated guy to stand underneath to
>look up her skirt.
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>Howick: the whole school- all they ever want is a screw!
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>Green Bay: none, no one can read the instructions on how to do it
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>AGS: 101 + 1 teacher - 1 to actually change the bulb, a teacher to
>Assess his performance and another 100 students to measure and rate him
>against.
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>Sacred Heart: 2 + 1 Brother + 1 lawyer. 1 Polynesian import to change
>the bulb, 1 white kid to explain how to him, the Brother to molest them
>both and the lawyer to ensure that it all stays 'hush, hush' and the
>school's reputation is in no way adversely affected. Oh yeah another
>white guy trying to be black, just for decoration.
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>Takapuna Grammar School: 45 + a riot squad to defend the local
>Neighbourhood when binge drinking students discover the light bulbs are
>more effective as weapons while at the local out-of-control Shore party that
>is inevitable come the weekend.
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>Kristin: None, the light from their personal laptops lights up the room
>just fine.
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>Rangitoto: 100 + a team policing unit + parents - 100 kids to use the
>dark as an excuse to steal their parents alcohol, have a party and trash
>the house. A team policing unit to break up the party and arrest them.
>Parents to vehemently deny that their precious darlings would do such a
>thing.
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>Westlake Girls: None - the staff at the abortion clinics don't do that
>sort of thing.
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>Baradene: None - Ugly chicks must be kept in darkness
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>Westlake Boys: None they would use the dark as an opportunity to
>Do something latently homo-erotic.
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>Manurewa high: don't know- they're all too busy talking about how
>good they are that none of them notices the lights gone off

theyre all names of schools, and the answer is a stereotype of how ppl see this school

ahhh im from auckland!!! lol i love it!! glad to see marist isn't there!! go marist woot woot =)

LOL! Is there a Mangere school one?
My cousin goes to Kings, that one is so true. :P

what about TGA? or Katikati?? gooo K-Town Baby!!... O*W*S 420 FO LIFE!! gooo katikati college!!

hi court.

just had to share that my school whipped ur schools ass at hockey 5-0 yay! lol i go to selwyn

^^^^ hehehe :P

yea well we can't be the best at everything i supose

lol