Sierra Rae
21 years ago
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I was home one day eating my ice cream and it was hot in the house so i decided to go out into the snow and i was daydreaming about the doughboy. then i opened my door, looked outside, and what else did i see but a giant....... |
Sierra Rae
21 years ago
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replied that he had eatin the giant cheese man (the one i saw yesterday) and broke his toilet, all at the same time. i told him to take some midol, and i went in the house to get it but my brother had fed it all to the dog. So then i figured Viagra would work just as well, so I loaded up my little brothers toy dump truck and used his crane to feed it to rodger. The results were amazing! In only 10 minutes........ |
Sierra Rae
21 years ago
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little bit of the marshmellow man i had saved. but i just couldn't help myself so i started to eat it and i started hallucinating and i thought i saw the 7 dwarfs wearing bells and chains and carrying wips singing "hi hoe, hi hoe, it's off to work you go, make me some money by sellin that ass, bye hoe, bye hoe, bye hoe, bye hoe!" then peter piper... |
Sierra Rae
21 years ago
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good news...we found the pickled peppers peter piper picked...bad news...we will have to perform surgery to remove the flute which was stuck... |
Sierra Rae
21 years ago
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sry-posted b4 i saw you did... |
Sierra Rae
21 years ago
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okay i changed it.... |
Sierra Rae
21 years ago
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we found the pickled peppers peter piper picked...bad news...we will have to perform surgery to remove the flute which was stuck... |
Sierra Rae
21 years ago
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snow white, who was jealous because peter piper was looking at me and.... |
Sierra Rae
21 years ago
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and a dentist appointment in the afternoon. then i have to take rodger the rooster to the pharmacy to get some more viagra... |
Sierra Rae
21 years ago
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passes to the strip club and 200$ worth of viagra. So i said, wow!! are you related to rodger the rooster. What kind of doctor are you?!? Are you sure you are legal? Then the swat team came in dressed in hula skirts and cocunut bra's and pointing their pop guns at us, and said that they needed to know where peter piper was because he had been caught with the pumpkin eaters wife and snow white wanted him dead. So we said... |
Broken
21 years ago
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do you know the muffin man?? and they asked, the muffin man? and i yelled "THE MUFFIN MAN" and the swat man asked, yes, he lives on drury lane. and i said, he'll tell you where he is but don't accept any gift from him because it is likely to be lined with coke, unless you are looking for a good time, in which you will awake in the morning unaware of where you are with a monkey shoved up your...... |
Sierra Rae
20 years ago
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OH MY GOD!! MAX!!! I CANT BELIEVE IT! I CLICK THE FUCK THE FREE WORLD NAME AND IT'S YOU!!! HAHA!! I TOTALLY DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE AROUND LAST SUMMER!!!!!! |