Funny sign

i read a sign on a box of trainers saying "average contents-2"
lol
just made me laugh, i mean when u buy a pair of trainers or shoes then obviously you get 2, one for your left foot and one for the right.
honestly

yah thats kinda like the directions on the back of the shampoo bottle...and the 1 800 # listed if you need help shampooing

hehe i read on a bleach bottle
"in case of death consolt physician"(sp)
hahahaha XD

Sony Hairdryer - Do not use while sleeping.

I don't know what this one is from... use your imaginations:

May cause injury or death if loaded into a pistol and fired into temple.

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One of my friends told me this one..

lmfao!

XD

On a 12 inch CD rack read the following:

Do not use as a ladder.

Pause.

No duh...

My one is.

A Tin of Tuna
Allergy advice: Contains tuna

Similar one to the tuna. . . .
paket of peanuts on a plane- may contain traces of nuts. . . . someones just taking the piss. .

Thats funny. You would think that the people would know a bag of peanuts contains nuts.

In keeping wit hthe 'nut' theme we have here:

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Makes note for future reference)

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a curling iron:
For external use only! Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice.....
(Kinky sex taken too far I think)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children.
(Or pets! What's for dinner?)

Bowl Fresh:
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
(There goes the evenings entertainment)

500-piece puzzle: Some assembly required.
Disposable razor:Do not use this product during an earthquake.

Microwave Oven:
Do not use for drying pets.
(This one someone did actually try to do, think it was a Hamster they put in? don't quote me though)

Loads more on the website: www.dumb.com/productwarnings.htm

Nici

I read the ingredients on a bag of carrots and it said... INGRIEDIENTS: CARROTS!! I laughed so hard I thought that was hillarious!
Also..
There is a Ukrop's Grocery store by my old house and when you pulled inot the parking lot there is a sign that says SPEED LIMIT 15 and about 15 feet father there is a sign that says SPEED LIMIT 16!! Funny stuff funny stuff

On a calpol medicine for children- Do not operate heavy machinery, may cause drowsiness.

Can you remeber the last 3 yr old you saw driving a truck? or driving at all?!

ROFL.

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