Hey everybody Hitler here...

Hey everybody, 'tis your dark lord Hitler here. Guess what. New orders are in, all those caught standing still are to be whipped and have pineapples shoved in their......mouths......yes mouths, so continue strutting or else,

Fear me!
Love, Hitler

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Geeze does no-one get it! Im Hitler....
Its not that difficult to comprehend!

Kinda dumb? Kinda dumb!

And as for your kill nazis and kill racism well it goes with out saying........

Your all just jealous of your supreme ruler. Bring the death penalty back? Dont mind if I do.

hahahahahaa SHIKY!

Aaaah I'm glad that the schools are still under the impression I am deceased, suicide BAH like I'm insane, what nonsense, i was simply cryogenically frozen untill such time as the Russians felt the world was ready for war once more. So adorn your helmets gentlemen and get ready for russia to rule once more.

And as for you God...
We will meet in the end...
And then we will see, THEN WE WILL SEE.
And Im not even going to bother with the sarcastic one, you may cough all you like I will see to your demise myself..

Well Hitlers off to Bangkok......
Chow

Hitler banging cock huh? LMAO

The same as my secret, a infamous concuction (sp?) or many chemicals, causing a chemical reaction and allowing anit-ageing to be bottled. I simply pop open a bottle, and inhale the elixir. After then ... I lose ten years .. i have a secret stash but no one must find it. NO ONE I TELL YOU MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Are you completely blind Mr 'Stalin' in your old age?
For I believe I answered your foolish question in the above statement I made about my having been cryogenically frozen. No further argument. Good day to you. You may think you have silenced Russia, but my good man no-one can defeat us in the end.

Hitler...what a fag.

I just read her poem "Apology to all on the site.." or something, she's a b*tch!!!!

I'm just a little speechless
How someone who massacared millions of people can be seen as some kind of idol.

Its sick and wrong and so are you for thinking that he was something great.

Since you claim to be a 14 year old female from New Zealand I don't see how your story fits.
Okay, but whatever.

Well, I dont really care how you view me. I write poetry which is completely different from what I post on here. If you choose to view and judge me from one post then I dont really want your comments or views on anything. If you cant find the irony or funny side of any of this then I dont want to know or hear from you ever again. Its just a joke.........if you have no sense of humor that is hardly my fault. Dont care.

lenny you're disgusting possible the most horrible thing in the history of the earth and you think theres humour (not spelt wrong i'm canadian) in it your parents must have done some sick shit to you like damn man not even funny.

If you had actually read anything that I had written on here you would notice I had not said a thing about the holocaust, or promoted actual violence in anyway.

All I have said is that I am Hitler.......
Which I feel is not actually a promotion of the holocaust, or reason to call me sick, a bitch or any other derrogatory term you feel you must throw my way. Enjoy your day. I dont really care what you think...

Well while im off 'getting some maturity' I hope you realsie how stupid your being in making a big deal out of hmm lets see nothing. I dont find humor in Hitler quite the opposite actually I think he had a vision and a dream whilst also being completely insane. Everyone recognises him in some form, opinion or another and if I choose to pretend to be him, on some obscure message board then so be it. If you didnt want to read my post you didnt have to. It really is your own fault.

When I find them I will surely tell you all about it. I'll also look for some understanding and brains while I'm at it. As for 'hypocricy is quite unattractive' did I ever try to appeal to you or anyone else? Maybe I just feel like shit and write things so I feel belittled. Maybe I want to be yelled at, perhaps I enjoy feeling stupid and having arguments I know I'll lose. Yes I am fucked up, and this helps so much! Thank you, I am now healed. Appreciate it, saviour.

ontario, directly across the lake from toronto to the south

Whoop CANADIANS!!!

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No i'm not a canadian..sadly.

Just my best friend is...and my second best friend and like all the coolest people on Earth.

Oooooooooo Canadians! What languages do the speak there (Im english) Because someone said French and yet you guys are speaking godd English.

O btw Lenny, couldn't you have joked about being Ozzy Osbourne or Churchill? I mean, its not hard!