MOBBERS WANTED; PREFERABLY WITH PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES

yup. mhmm. so who's up for the position?

me and my b, T.U.B., are the head of it. leave your resume and contact information here, and we'll get back to you, letting you know if you're in, and if so, details on what our plans are. =)

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Current Mobbers:
-Me
-T.U.B.
-Kim
-Racheypoo
-Lisapoo
-Kevin
-Angie
-Alexis

Current Applicants:

Name: Kim "The mob"

Age: 16

Past Jobs: The eviction of the fairy land creatures in Shrek, The chasing of The wolf in Little Red Riding Hood, and the banishing of the Evil Witch in Hansel and Gretal.

Equipment: Old fashioned "Ultra Light 1950", powerful torch
Daily shined and sharpened pitchfork, slight stain.

Well .. get back to me :)

=O KIM! like, Lisa and I's fellow 3 yr. old retard Kim?! i haven't talked to you in ages! you probably don't even REMEMBER me! lol...

but anyways! looks good, looks good. now we just need T.U.Bber's input =)

:O It's you!!! Yes of course I remember you, fellow retard. :D:D:D:D I know, we havn't chatted in agggges.
Wooo im hired! So who are we mobbing? That Bob and Sluvious with their evil ways ..?

it's been far too long.

we are mobbinnnng. um, i think the people in me and T.U.B.bers poetry club because they NEVER post in the discussion boards anymore....

but after we're through with that job, i'm sure we'll have plenty of others. =)

Sounds good! If anyone wants me ... ill be in my study ... shining my Pitchfork ...

pssht. Rachel, course you can be in! you didn't even have to ask, did she, T.U.B.bers? you could have just came in saying "I'm Rachel and iiii, am in your mob. so deal with it." and we would have saaaaid "Ok!" well, *I* would have. lol...

I Wish To Join The Mob

Name: Kevin

Previous Jobs: Pizza Hut

Age 14

Weapon Of Choice: That Little Pizza Cutter Dealeo

okey Kevin. looks gooood, now all we need is T.U.B.'s approval...wherever she may be lol....

OHHHH!!! I'M A MOBBER! Can i join!?? O_O lol!

Name: Angie aka "Quintus" --hehe don't ask!

Age: 15 (16 in 7 days)

Past Jobs: The assination of a fellow named George, A part in the movie "Married to the Mob" and lastly the job of sitting in my room with my ass on the computer chair while munching on CHEETOS. =D

Equipment: My two hands, and newly made the Laser 1980 with a free 1980 sharp edge knife. Oh yes and my Flashlight pen, have to be able to see in the dark lol!

Hope to hear a reply =D
~Luvz~
~Angie~
xoxo

LOL, T.U.B., i heart choo!

i approve of the Ang-miister =)

WOOT! we've got two new members. *does vic-tor-ee dance*

um. our name is...The Mobbers Who Mob....? lol...i dunno. my creativity is like...negative 20. o_o

OOO sounds like a nifty job

Name- Alexis The Feirce and Terrible

Age - 16

past experience- non but eager and willing to learn this craft.

my weapon of choice.....hair dryer....

YAY! I'm now a mobber! haha! =) Thank youse! *Does jiggy* lol!
~Luvz~
~Angie~
xoxo

WELCOME ALL NEW MOBBERS!

lol it's ok, T.U.B.!

haha, you really like the name? i'm glad. =)

LMOA OH JEEZ! My Enter button does that! NIAAAAAAAAA!! I keep pushing at it again and again but still its soooo hard to actually have in 'enter'....BLAH! I think my cookie is under the button lol! hehe...my bad!

Ohhhh i just looked and i see sumthin on the sides of it hahaha! Dunno how it'll come out though O_o. Ne wayz i'm off! bye lil ones!
~Luvz~
~Angie~
xoxo

lmao, T.U.B.! i remember the 'B' button not working, that's how i got the nickname 'Rittz', memberrrr? lol...

MOBBER HERE! and currently very very hyper!! hehehe! Its my birthday!!! YAY!! i'm 16 finally!! ye ye! so wut up gorgeous ones!??? O_O
~Luvz~
~Angie~
xoxo

=O WOOT!

*sings* HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, I DON'T KNOW THE REST! lol...

so are you having a good one?

aahh, T.U.B., i'm sowwy *huggles*

sorry it took so long for me to read >.<

you can PM whenever you have time or need to.

love you

CaN Lisa be a mobber?? I have a pie fork?

course Lisa! only cause i already know and love you! and we're married...and if i said no, i'd be in trouble with you at home o_o LMAO

And I wouldn't bake yuou any pie for a week!! and no lovin' either!! lmao.

*gasp*

*double gasp*

you're in, you're in! lol

-huggz- I love PEaches!

*hugs back* me too!

hehe! *dances to music, does a lil jiggy* lol! Thank you all so much! YAY! And yes its been a really great great birthday so far and the best part is were going to dinner tonight at a resturant YAY! i can't wait~ =D

Thanx again! ♥
~Luvz~
~Angie~
xoxo

that's awesome! glad you're having a good b-day =)

HAPPY BARFDAY!!!!!!

HAHA! BARFDAY! NIAAAAAAAa! *barfs* I believe its going fairly well don't you think? hehe!! =D

*RUNS CRAZILY IN CIRCLES* O_O
CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE! yuuummmyyyy!!

lmao! Thank you lil ones!!! =D
♥ ya'll!
~Luvz~
~Angie~
xoxo

LOL!

*runs around crazily with Angie* AAAHHHHH!

*smacks into the wall and falls down*

um, ouch? lol...

CAAAKE! is guh-ood. =)

*LAUGHS AT INSANITY* hehehehhehe!!

*KEEPS RUNNING IN CIRCLES AND RUNS INTO WALL*

O_o

NIAAAAAAAAAAAAA........ouchie!.....Karma man! lmao!

*Looks at insanity....feels running into wall pain.....gets up.................................*

*RUNS IN CIRCLES WITH HANDS IT THE AIR AGAIN..............BARFDAY BARFDAY!!*

HAHHA!....CAKE IS GOOD!.....*starts drooling* O_O
~Luvz~
~Angie~
xoxo

lmao! *points and laughs at Angie* ahahaha

that's what youuu geeet!

whoa, you have a GIANT bruise on your forehead now! are you feel alright?!

i want cake. swirl cake. yuuummm

BARFDAY!!!

YAY!!!!!

PIE CAKE?

•♦☺☻♣♣◘○♠♥!▬♂,7BcXM○╝╝o+xτ6B33

=O PIE CAKE sounds even better! i want some, i want some! lol

HOHOHOHOHOOOOOO.......I WISH!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! hehe no its with whipping cream and strawberry's muahhahahha! *smahses cake into lisa's face*

GOOOOOODDD EHHHH??? O_O

*RUNS AWAY LAUGHING!*

PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE...........

I'm a pie! a delicious one at that! ^_^

I heart pie's!

~Luvz~
~Angie~
xoxo

rawwwwr

i'm bored.

lol

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I'm eating strawberries
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WITH FONDU!
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YUMMMMMMMMMMMMM..............*Jumps around giddily*
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*BRAINFART*

O_O

~Luvz~
~Angie~
xoxo

Doodette!

I'm a pie -runs arund with Angie-

Brains can fart wth? -brain starts to fart-

Indeed they can o.O

Blah.x

yes, brains can fart! mine farts aaaall the time

O_O

whoa, T.U.B. that was good. lol