Radnomness

So yes. i'm bored so lets alll write a story a line per post and just add on....funny would b what were going for...annnd go

i'll start

There once was a Hamster named Nermel....

Randomness*

And he liked to stay up all night eating chesse pie and talking to friends online....

his friends were stevie the squirrel who was allergic to nuts, fred the fish that was allergic to water and elliot the elephant who was so darn cute he became famous and people sold elliot elephant teddies all over the country. his arch nemesis moreene the mouse was plotting his downfall...

then moreene scared elliot and he stomped her!! SO now he is a huge celebrity and has his own talk show and is engaged to an Emu named Kora!!

and then Kora got shot so then elliot commited suicide....((im such a happy person))

then Elliot's corpse returned from the grave and devoured little children! one day Elliot met a nice necrophiliac and they lived together for seven years, until one day Elliot proposed to the nice necrophiliac...
(:D I just F'ed up the story didn't I?)

And Nermel became sad because the story was about him and his friends, so hes angry and hunts down elliot cuz he hears that their skin can bring in quite a few little nibbles...he and mareen plot his death...as the fish sits in oil cuz of his allgericness to water.