Are You A Pick Up Artist?

Being poets, pick up lines should come easy... or not.

Are You A Pick Up Artist?

If so.. what is your favorite pick up line?

If you are not a pick up artist - check this post from time to time.. ya might learn something from the masters... or not. lol

Rules:

1) Must be original lines, or improved on old ones.
2) No sneaky paste and copy from websites.
3) ONE line only per post.
4) You have to judge the line above you from a point system 1-10.
5) It's all in fun.

You are causing traffic to slow down, let me save them by inviting you to a cup of coffee.

(lame, I know.. go ahead.. judge me. lol)

Pick up line for one night stand! HAHAHA

If you were dust…

I wish I were a dustpan, so you could be swept into my grasp,
then once the night is over, I’ll dump you in the trash…

rating for the people above me :4, 2, lmao

Are you from a fairy tale? Cuz i hope we can end up happily ever after...

Ouchhh...a 2. Come on, that's at least worth a 3 and a pat on the back. hehe

*leans over and waits for a pat*

Leave her alone im her Husband/Boyfriend... (guy leaves)...I know I am going to leave you alone, you just want to relax without being hit on

I give the one above a 3...

I like the dustpan one. lol

Where is my score Sean Dohr?

Sorry... I'd give you a 4!

I know most guys would try to hit on you with a cheesy pick-up line but I just want to ask if you'd like to go out sometime.

No need you forgot to rate mine...

that was a pick up line? 0

How bout this one.

*Turns right pocket inside out.* *Turns left pocket inside out.*
"Ever kiss a bunny between the ears?"

Or...

Mam, you have some beautiful legs. Could you tell me what time they open?

OMG Daniel thats a bit sick lol.

Sorry Daniel, I'd have to agree with Lisa

I'm sorry. That's not really my personality, but those are the best ones I know.

Guys are like good parking places... they're all taken....

I like that...But I don't think that is a pick-up line...

your dad must be a thief, coz hes stolen the stars and put them in your eyes

are you tired? uv been running round my mind all day

i like them, because girls can use them too

What pills you taking?

maybe a 3 or a 4 on the one above.

Hey, are you looking at me, or do I have to walk by you again?

I like your breasts... can i squeeze em'?

^I'll give the above one a 3!

^Completely out of character... I just thought of it and it made me laugh... Hehe!

Perfect 10!

Guy: "You're hot. Here's my penis."

*Sorry for stepping on your foot, i was just too entranced in your eyes*

Or

*Excuse me, did you just drop your I.D card, because you must be Mr. Right*

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um.. the pick-up line above gets a .. 6 ..
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lol.. they are stupid i know, but i thought them up just a second ago! lol.. :P
jessy

So far...I am the winner! Hahahahahahaha : )

If you looked this hot when I was sober...we might actually make a good couple.

(Drop a pack of sugar on the floor)
"Um mam i think u just droped your name tag"

6/10