Write a terrible poem #3

My brittle peanut broke a bit
By bending over top of it.
And now I have more than a little
bit of tip of peanut brittle!

-Wheeeeeeeee

DM

Beaner Babies

I think Beanie Babies are real beaners.
I like frogs better cause they are greener.
Beanie Babies come in bags and are cleaner.
But frogs can hop into the vacuum cleaner.

"I Love You"

I love you with all my heart and soul,
we are like two peas in a pod.
my love for you I cannot control,
that you stay with me I pray to God.

a poetic soul:

that one is really wierdly a querkie poem-i liked it!!!!

octoberlifeguard

xxx

I walk to the corner
to sit alone
in the shadows is where
my blade is shown

I walk all alone
in the shadows of sadness
my wrist is a cutting board
that unleashes my madness

I am so emo
I have no life
send me to bed
I sleep with my knife.

oh...my...god.......what have I written?

i saw you
you saw me
i loved you
you hated me.

its called bumble bee lol

bumble bee goes buzz buzz
it like a fuzzy feeling
it makes you tingle
then you wigle
like a bumble bee buzz buzz

twidle dee
twidle dumb
why arent we
having fun

i know why
its because
i ate the fly
yummy bug

That's pure genius. It made me want to buy Marilyn Manson records!

the thang is what poem is a bad poem.

let me see a bad poem ahhh emmm..aightt.

i am a thug i am heartless i slaughter people for no reason i am a product of the devil.i rape all them girls i lust and live their thangs wide open like a bulls mouth.when their man eff them is gonna be like teaspoon in a tank.i get money in 5 minutes while they get paid in a month.i survive on other peoples blood mugging is my hobby.when i see the cop my gun will cough death.in jails i am celebrity.
to the society i am the menace.i like watching blood spill like its a red sea.

how is that???

the most cliche poems on this site!!! here goes my version of these incredibly cliche poems that everyone seems to want to write,

'Slowly i cry my crimson tears,
showing pain thats been locked for years,
To mask my pain, i turn to my knife,
Deciding i want to end my life"

argh, if i see one more of these poems...!! hence entering it in the bad poem competition. =D

I like what I can do for you
I can write poems that I write when I do indeed write for you
because the rainbow in my eyes is black
and power rangers is truly wack
I am hungry early in this morn
the doctor smacked my ass when I was born
he is a pervert and he is a qweer
Today I am wearing purple underwear
roses are red
violets are blue
a female dog is a bitch
and so are you
I died yesterday while killing myself
then asked about it today doctor said it was bad for my health
Then I realize it's time to eat green eggs and ham with doctor suess
go down to the fridge and all hell broke loose!

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sw mn sttng n th prk
whts th pnt f wrttng ths pm
t's ttr sht m lf rn

John
Peace

all my poems are bad..i just do it because it makes me happy..

but HERE is the worst poem ever!!

~
fhgs yfdsghakyfdsoah
ghdlsa ho gufida
gha hog uo auog dla l
hg layhlg hgola
aghl agla ygl agl
a gyhla l l a

hgkla h a lghs oal a
a hgka yla gyoa
a gka a
hagk a
a hgal aahkg a

a hfklsaygfyhalg yfdla
agykd yagla
gahak a
hkaguo
agh laygla
agy aa gyldeu.
~

whahaha!! FEAR ME!!

im grey im blue,
i do love you,
im pink im green,
i am the queen,
im yellow am gold,
im made of mould,
im purple am black,
with a hairy back,
im silver im white,
i want a bite,
sumfin sumfin sumfin you lot can carri that on lol xxx alexxxx

haha this topic is funny . ((: i sorta agree with the person above me .

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