oopsie I killed a bird :-(

ok..I would REALLY like to know this...Is it just my state that birds are swooping at your heads?? This last week I don't know what these stupid birds smoked or drank but they are flying soo close to us to where I can hear their wings right in my ear...it scares the crap outta me...I mean I had like 7 people in the pool the other day and they just swooped down like no one was there...its quite annoying!!..soo today I was laying out in the pool on a raft...and another one swooped down over me and I'm like what the heck?! So I grabbed one of those soft squishy balls that you play with in the water, and when the next bird flew down I whipped it at it, and I killed it :-(...I normally have HORRIBLE aim...I mean a cup can be sitting right next to me and I can't toss a napkin into it..so of course I actually had good aim this time..I mean I didn't think I would kill it, I guess it hit hard and fell on the rocks....Buttt haha what is funny about this...no other bird has flown towards me or my family since noon today and I was outside all day long lol...but anyways...do birds do that to you too?! ANd what do you do? Run? or do you throw stuff like me?!

ROTFL%$^_%^^#$&#(&%_$#+@#*^%_!!

I'm sorry, um, I don't really have anything to add. Your post just made me laugh.

There's significant difference between throwing a napkin and throwing a squishy ball drenched in water...but I understand the lack of aim thing...

hmm, that was not that bird's day. well, I see you've solved your bird problem. lol. they can be vicious. not like Hitchcock ATTACK OF THE BIRDS! but pretty close.

That is so sad. If birds sweep down at me, I laugh and enjoy the view. It is not very often that you get a bird that close.

Well, you killed it. Am I supposed to congratulate you.

Personally, I would be crying now.

//T.L.//

That is so sad. If birds sweep down at me, I laugh and enjoy the view.

You wouldn't think so if it relieved itself on you now would you?

Wraith

Chelsey you didnt???

OMG

I bet its doing your head in...

I wouldnt consider it murder so much as it was more like a classic case of self defence!

Titta xoxo

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i'm against cruelty to animals, but this's a riot.
ahahahahahahhahahaa

ooo second degree sparrowcide!

Did you know that in Italy it is a very good sign, of good luck, to get dropped on by a bird.

And, you didn't mention that the bird attempted to "relieve" itself on you.

But well, laugh it up. If it seems funny to you, enjoy your joke.
I bet the bird did not.

//T.L.//

P.S. Not meaning to be cruel, but that is simply the way I see it. No offense meant.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Don't feel bad, I'm sure the bird didn't feel anything.

Plus, it's dead now, so it has no idea what's going on.

Also, I'm sure that many birds were overpopulating your area anyway. You probably just saved it from starvation.