Yo momma is sooo...
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N3v3r N3w Lov3 Sucks
19 years agoLets see whos the best trash talker in ur city! Represent it! I'll start it off..but I don't think mine is that great but if u can do better lets see wat u got.
Your momma is so fat that when she went horseback riding the horse had to ride her.
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Tormented
19 years agoYo momma is so fat when she turns around they give her a welcome back party
Yo momma is sooo stupid she tripped over a corldess phone
Yo momma is soo stupid she missed the 44 bus and took 22 bus twice
Yo momma is soo fat i have known her all my life and still havent seen all of her!!
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N3v3r N3w Lov3 Sucks
19 years agoThats aight there stilll funny.
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Bitt3rSw33t
19 years agoI actually am not a big fan of Yo Mama jokes, although I know a lot...Here are a few:
Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo Mama is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo Mama is so fat, she uses Tickle Me Elmo for a vibrator.
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N3v3r N3w Lov3 Sucks
19 years agoit doesn't matter if it was from a TV show b/c thats were I thought of this post. LOL!!
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XxxXLoveless_WristsXxxX
19 years agohaha your mumma is so fat ... she gets called fat
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XxxXLoveless_WristsXxxX
19 years agoso lame but your bound to laugh ^^^^^^^ .... come on you know you did
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eunice gonzalez
19 years agoyo momma is so old that her breast milk become powder!
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mistressxsork
19 years agoThe {you are suppose to laugh} .. made me laugh. The joke didn't. I don't like ''Yo Momma'' jokes. They are pathetic and pointless =).
