what is the first thing u would do if u became a llama?

Firstly, you're in the wrong forum, but then again where you'd post obscene comments like that one is beyond me. Alternatively, how about you write us a poem instead of making a fool out of yourself?

What are you talking about??
You see, this is the kindof thing that makes people respect you less, if i were you, i'd either go on another post..or at least try to write a question that makes sence.