"I cant, not in this skirt"

There is no doubt that soon the world will be ruled by a creature less quarrelsome than humans. Indeed, most animals that roam the planet in packs are prone to violent outbursts against one and other. But at least you'll never see a herd of vengeful zebra's open fire with semi-automatic small arms on a slumbering pride of lions.

In times of worldwide strife, of which we are now deeply embroiled, there are always refrains discussed by knowledgeable people at dinner parties and the like. Most comman amongst the cries is that "the world would be a less violent place if there were more woman in charge". I doubt that it would help much.

While women are undeniably the fairer sex, far sexier than men, and unquestionably efficient, particularly at being bossy, if not bosses, I fear females in power would also be hindered by their instrinsic traits.

"Madam President, you must address the nation today. Please come out of your office." Oh Glynis, I cant, I always address the nation in black pumps, blue mascara and my grey suit. How ever will I handle the task when im wearing this awful striped skirt? What was I thinking? And my hair straightener is on fritz too. They mustnt know my hair is curly. Oh the horror.

Alternatively. "Madam President, isnt that President Winnie of Zimbabwe wearing your dress?" What? That derivative bitch. I told her I bought that very dress on Monaco last spring. Just wait until we're at the President's Ball. Glynis, the online Gaultier catalogue. Now.

There is little question in my mind that, no matter how timid or restrained in daily comings and goings, man is an innately aggressive bugger and not fit to be in charge of anything more demanding than basting a hamburger patty.

My very gentlemanly friend is a prime example. By day a well-mannered and charmingly urbane businessman, hes a very agreeable chap all around. But once hes in competition mode, even at something,say, as inconsequentail as touch rugby, his daytime composure deserts him quite rapidly.

Its a keyhole peek into man mentality in every situation. We can always run faster, braai better and lead more capably than the next dude. In short, to show that we're better than the next, sanity or common sense does not generally prevail.

So who shall inherit the earth? The meek? Improbable. Now, my knowledge of the Bible and all things theological is sketchy at best. My friends have often opined that, such is the absence of any religious proclivity in my life, I could very well be the anti-Christ or at least a close relation. They base this theory on the fact that, on the one occasion I did walk into a church (it had bright lights, I thought it was McDonald's), the Catholic minister's holy budgie promptly expired, fell tellingly from its perch and feriously burst into flames.

... Not all girls are as prissy as the girl you gave in that example. I don't freak out if I don't have time to put on make up in the morning, I barely wear any anyway, my outift is usually made up of what ever looks decently and is clean and takes me about three minutes to throw together (avoiding pants that I don't like mostly, don't fit confortably), and all I do with my hair is brush it...

Presentable doesn't mean perfect.... Loser. ;) BTW, I was wondering if there's a reason you didn't respond to my past reply?

I'm sorry, but I think that has to be one of the dumbest things I've ever read! If a woman is going to be in a possition of power I highly doubt that she'd act like that! Not all woman care that much about looks. Woman can be ruthless and agressive leaders as well. I think that thinking one sex could lead a country better then the other is dumb and plain ignorant. It has nothing to do with your sex, but your personality!

I'm not as well educated as sulivous, but Heather basicly said what I ment to, but couldn't.

Heather, u r clearly not understanding what ive meant by this topic, u should read it more clearly and maybe get that boot outa ur ass. but thx for showing a interest. that goes for ur paedophile ass too Ken.

Pierrie

So what is the real story?

If you wanted a debate I agree with Sluvious,
Heather and Purple but hope this is a joke as
Angelina Taylor suggested with her post.

Then again as your last post demonstrates
a lot of anger, I believe the real story is
maybe you’re looking for a battle of words.
So just in case you are, lets just see how you
handle these words.

Are you illusive as the Lock Nest Monster?
* like your poem less profile *

Or a man that wishes he were a woman?
Or a woman that wishes she were a man?
* as your post may suggest *

No! I got it all wrong, you’re not able to write
poetry and you want to learn by joining P&Q?
* oh!!! my bad, whatever *

Looking forward in finding out the truth Ogopogo,
Bogie

bump

bogie, if i was that ugly id rather keep my trap shut, and for that matter why dont u go drown ur sorrows in a pool of piss...

Peace out GRANDPA

hahahhahahahah bogie...hahhahahahhahahahahahhah i . jus hahahahhahahahahahahah omfg i have never seen something as ugly as that not crawl out of the sewer. hahahhahahahahhaha so bogie did or did u not in fact crawl out of the sewer? and i see u are quite good in multimedia cause u did a fine job in merging that woman with your picture..but a hint for next time...maybe try a hotter woman and not your mom from 20 years back. but keep the bright side up and dont get alzheimers too quickly. But i have no opinion on the topic cause my girlfriend is sitting next to me reading this... he he he

I'd think labradors would take over the world. They are far superior to men..... they can groom their on genitals.

lol

i'm sorry tropical but what are you on and what does it cost? cause that is the stupidest thing i've ever heard and i'm curious as to how many beauty contests you've won, how many model opportunities have you been offered?... don't call bogie ugly unless you've won cause there no proof you're more attractive and if you are... it really doesn't matter

good for a laugh though

and you're beaautiful Bogie!!!!

If that's a recent picture he gets even more bonus points for looking years younger then he claims to be. He ain't ugly at all anyway!

Purple if that old geezer isnt ugly to u then DAMN u must really be a swamp donkey.....

Umm, newsflash, Elisha:

Guys can grrom their own genitals too.

Lmao. It's true!