Tales from the Service Desk

Alright I am bored so gather around I shall tell you a little story that happened to me at work tonight.
So I work at customer service at good old Wally world (super center) and I get some very interesting returns. One of them I thought would make you either laugh or puke, either one my work id done ;)
So this guy brought in a lubricant KY warming sensation saying “Ummmm yeah it kind of worked but didn’t. I want to return it” So I look at it and I told him “ What the heck is that white stuff floating……oh….. my…. God…..” I looked up at him with disgust and he said “well I told you it kind of worked….for me that is” He had ejaculated in the fricken bottle and wanted to return it!!!!! like omg what a freak. And heck no I did not return it!!!!!!!! I had to wash my hands after that.
So a little story from Wal-Mart.

Wtf?? He wanted to RETURN it??? That is gross ...

LMAO EWwWwww Hahahaaa

Yes he wanted to return it....sick huh. One of the grosses returns I have gotten so far.

OMG that made me laugh so hard.. Some guys are so immature.. LOL but thats wally world for ya

omg lol thats great publicity for wallmart XD

Ha yeah....I have had dissgusting items come back but that was just the iceing on the cake. Sick I tell you. I mean...what in the world was on his mind?

HAHAHAHA. I was in tears a second ago, and that made me laugh. Thanks! OMG what was he thinking!?! Eww!!!!! You would think he would be too ashamed to do that! EWW!!

But the weird part was...he wasnt a teenager...he looked like he was in his early 30's i mean...what in the world!!! my gosh...men =shakes head= lol.

LAMFAO.. that is like so freakin gross but funny at the same time!

Well im hedding to work soon, if i have anymore interesting stories I will post it. But I hope nothing will top that or im quiting lol.

I don't think I'd quit, just tell the story so much it got on the mangement's nerve, and they either fired me, or gave me some thing to shut up.... :D

Grrr Had to find my post lol. Ok so today not so gross but I did have a women try to return used....gross underwear. It was so old it didnt even come up in the system. I did not return them because i said we never sell them lol. I sent her to Target ;) TAKE THAT TARGET!!!!!! lol. So my little story for tonight =]

Oh and Purple...If i told managment that i think they would of made me return the KY sick warming gel....thats how they are.

KK.... I posted that and then I starting thinking about how I was most likely wrong.