30 things girls should know about guys

i read this in 30things guys should know about a women and thought it should have its own heading :) i didid change a couple of things again

THANK YOU DARIEN :) you the man

author: Darien
date: 2007.01.04 11:27

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Ok, so I looked at the list, and I thought there were a few things that I didn't like at all. I'll discuss after. I decided to write my own list, in retaliation of what you wrote. This is my version, so you won't find this anywhere. This is also my opinion so if you don't like it, or disagree, I'm very happy for you. This was meant to be funny with a possibility of truth behind it. .. Enjoy!

1. Don't ever ask us how you look in a certain dress or if you're fat. Otherwise we might have to lie to you.
2. Talking dirty is the only time we are ever willing to listen.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. other guys are hot, but yours is the hottest!
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you do.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook;
take us to bed will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about big breast, we know it's fake.
8. it is not to small ur to big.
9. We don't like it when you act like a Princess.
10. What you bought at the mall doesn't impress us, they only impress your girlfriends.
11. No matter what you say, your ex is always gay.
12. It's good to be strong and not always cry.
13. If we have to apologize when we didn't do anything wronge, it would be like lying, and you wouldn't want us to lie now would you?
14. Be happy where you go with us, enjoy our company.
15. We are horny by nature; we can't help it.
16. You are drama queens, we know.
17. Watching sports is an obligation.
18. Don't fake an orgasm or pretend you're tired, we need to know how good we are.
19. We don't care about shopping, the ballet, gossip, how your day was, the latest in cosmo or your horoscope, so don't tell us.
20. Guys don't like being forced to hug and kiss, so when you get one, appreciate it.
21.We don't shave our legs, chest or arms. Period.
22. Stop being nosey, we could have won that bet!
23. Shave.. or wax the little fuzz under your nose, yeah, it's noticable.
24. Burping, Farting and Emitting other gases are natural, don't act like you've never done it.
25. Don't compare our body to Usher, he's gay, we're not. (you have a better shot at us)
26. It's not cool when you pee on the seat and blame us.
27. Make up doesn't always look best on you.
28. If you're fat, who cares!? We still think you're pretty.
29. Instead of guys leaving the seats down for girls, you should just leave the seat up for us.(we pee more)
30. If we're right, we're right. Admit you're wrong.

Lol.. I am sooooo never getting laid now :P

Actually.. I'm curious as to what the girls have to say about this.. If they have anything to say at all.

Bleh the pms one HOW do you know we dnt have pms seriously if we are in an overly bitchy mood then you know and dnt ever ask tht unless you want yourballs chopped off and yah there was more but i forgot most of it AND USHER IS NOT GAY OMG the only way you would know tht is if you yourself were gay and if you dnt feel you have to apologize dnt and the dress thing tell us if it makes us look fat we want to know these things thts why we are asking gawd guys are so dumb URG

lmao so no one got nuthing to say about this???????????????????????????????????

lmao so no one got nuthing to say about this???????????????????????????????????

So now im no one or do you mean no one else you should be more specific

We only say Usher is gay because we know girls are protective of him..
Girls fake PMSing to get attention, to get their way and to annoy us.
We don't want to tell you you're fat, because you'll just start an argument over it.

ohhh and Steve.. no need for apologies bro..
This had to be said.. sooner or later..

usher isnt gay we DNT fake pms and we want to kow if a dress makaes us look fat so we dnt get embaresses omg you guys are so dumb

Guitar-Baby(old name by the way)

hmm didnt go as well as i had hoped

one thing abt dat list is dat it's so0o0o stereotypical ... lyk not every girl in da world is gonna ask guyz if a dress makes them luk fat ... :( ... and stop acting lyk u no everyfin ... U haven't had PMS b4 hav u?!? ... well stop acting lyk u hav

Hey.. could you please write in English next time, it's sort of hard to read..

ohh.. and if you want to know how a dress makes you look.. ask your friends.. dont ask us.. we don't know the difference..

^^^agreed which is why we ask

19. We don't care about shopping, the ballet, gossip, how your day was, the latest in cosmo or your horoscope, so don't tell us.

you don't care how our day was?
ASSHOLE
not you, just that you made it up

30 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big di*k; we know you don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't,
apologize.(i dont think so)
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
16. We are Drama queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.(not for all girls)
18. Don't ask us to give hea*; if you are nice you just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses should be given alot.( i changed this one)
21.We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatte or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.(not always!)
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt
other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.(not always)
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are usually always right; so don't forget it.

oooooooooooh snap! haha. any thoughts?

i wrote the (not always) because it's not always true. and no i didn't make this up! i found it entertaining

here's the url:
http://www.poems-and-quotes.com/discussion/topic.html?topic_id=63815

^^^^^^^^

already said this was copied if u had of red it
i read this in 30things guys should know about a women and thought it should have its own heading :) i didid change a couple of things again

THANK YOU DARIEN :) you the man

author: Darien
date: 2007.01.04 11:27

answer
Ok, so I looked at the list, and I thought there were a few things that I didn't like at all. I'll discuss after. I decided to write my own list, in retaliation of what you wrote. This is my version, so you won't find this anywhere. This is also my opinion so if you don't like it, or disagree, I'm very happy for you. This was meant to be funny with a possibility of truth behind it. .. Enjoy!

I think this is cool! Unlike somee, I realize its meant to be funny. One complaint: YOU'VE NEVER HAD PMS! You don't know what its like! Its no fun at all. lol. But this was funny. I laughed.

oooh! nice comeback i must admit, to the 30 things guys should know about girls....but every girl is going to diagree with the pms thing, yes we do have it, and it is not fun. do not say we don't unless, of corse, you like sleeping alone on the couch....
xo~Crissy

ouch...

some of those kinda hurt!!! YES, we do get PMS, NO, not all of us are attention seekers, and NO!!! USHER IS NOT GAY!!!!! mmkay? AND:

23. Shave.. or wax the little fuzz under your nose, yeah, it's noticable.

if my guy ever said that to me, he would be punched in a variety of places.

-Allanah Rayne Pearson

Of all the things said there that could be offensive, I find it funny that everybody is worried about Usher being called gay. Too funny.

I know it's been said, but we do get pms. Some of us really bad. Then again, I don't know about anybody else, but I know that I've pretended to have it when I didn't just to get my way. :P

Very amusing, good job Darien.

(and for the record we do NOT pee on the seat! lol)

how would you kno if we had PMS or not?? its not like u guys have some sort of PMS radar...it takes more effort to put the seat up then it does putting it down...it depends on how much makeup we put on...we want to kno how we look so that we dnt look absolutely horrible wen we are out with you.. when do girls pee on the seat and blame it on you?? how does that work.. you should always apologize cause we are stuborn and im sure you dnt want us to be mad at u forever we can hold grudges forever...and Usher is gay.. i would never compare guys to him... ewwww..now if it were channing tatum... thats a whole different story..lol. hairy chests and backs are horribly disgusting... bleh...and you should be happy with where YOU go with us.. if you dnt get any then you should still be happy.. and mostly we wouldn't talk about our ex's cause we wouldn't want you to talk about yours...

Haha, very good. And number 28 is sweet.

P.S Usher is gay. And this is coming from a chick.

this is funny. i took it too seriously in the beginning.
but i really hope number 19 isn't true

Lol, why thank you to those of you that noticed it was meant to be funny not offensive. Melanie,
I forgive you for calling me an Ass :P.
and I wasnt bashing you in the other forum, I just stated what I disagreed with.

No, #19 is not true, but close. I know girls like to tell guys what they learned in cosmo, or ask 'do you want to know your horoscope' or stuff like that, sometimes it's a bit too much, but we do listen in the end. (not like we have a choice) hehee

Britt!.. If Chris were to tell you, you looked fat in a certain outfit, wouldn't you still be a little bit upset with him. So if we lie, or tell the truth, either way.. we don't win.

Guy can never win an argument.. and that's not cool. You ladies wanted equality! Give us a break once in a while!!!.. Ohhh, and another thing.. I really don't like it when you bring up stuff from previous arguments or disagreements, they have nothing to do with the current situation so don't bring it up!!!!.. You have memories like an elephant!.. and grudges.. ohh man the wrath of a woman.. *stays quiet*

most of the stuff on them is correct from both points of view yet the pms thing is just so wrong, how wud guys know when they never get it.
and i agree that sports is generally most mens favourite thing too do so women shudnt moan about it so much unless they ignore them constantly then there is reason to complain!

i kinda agree with darien that we alwayswin arguements but thats just because most men are scared of their wives/girlfriends when they are going off on one so they prefer to stay quiet, but past arguements are past but hey most people bring that up because they are about to lose and try tp make the other arguee feel bad

if a guy asks me how my day was, I would most likely only bring up the positive crap, and nothing about girl problems that i would speak to my girlfriends about.

this is just too funny.
i think that most music artists and rappers are just a little messed up, because they do things "for publicity" and sometimes do out-of-the-ordinary things just to get attention. so i don't share either opinion. but most other things are just from arrogant people trying their absolute hardest to make other people feel bad or to get attention from people. well, it's working, but i don't know why you'd want to do that. why can't you make lists that actually make sense, and that actually relate to everyday life? so if you're telling me what you don't like to hear, why don't you tell me what you DO like to hear (other than talkin' dirty) and why don't you want to hear about my day? if you're willing to go out with me, aren't you in the least concerned with my life? and is your whole life concerned with the toilet? is that all there is to life? if so, then why did you have to post such an agonizingly long list of minor concerns? i may only be 14-going-on-15-in-two-weeks, but i'm not stupid. so why are you trying to be???

~lissie~

i'm not mad, i'm not angered in any way, and i'm not being ridiculous. promise.

lissie

you know, thats just most guys, there are some gentleman around that don't follow these rules.
No one sex is better than the other, if this was true, girls would be better because they are kinder in every sense of the word!

"Ohhh, and another thing.. I really don't like it when you bring up stuff from previous arguments or disagreements, they have nothing to do with the current situation so don't bring it up!!!!.."

Haha. -Guilty-. If it makes you feel better, we only do that when we know we aren't winning.

lol nice to see some 1 agreed with me there haha,
and some girls do like monster trucks etc not me personally but i know a few who are involved with cars, i think as far as i go is watchin top gear lol

Lmao I found it funny. =0. I'll keep it all in mind. woo.

Lmao!..

Well Jamie, at least you're honest about it. I've seen a friend aruging with his girlfriend.. and she just blew up and brought up stuff that happened months ago!.. and it was the smallest of things.. like forgetting her sister's birthday and stuff like that..

and for the record.. I didnt write the PMS one..
If I could re-word it.. I would say something like..

"You don't ALWAYS have PMS, so don't act like you do" ... lol

^^ haha... pretty good on that last part...

i just remembered:

most of the guys in my school have PMS worse than the girls do, so how could anybody deny something that awful?! or maybe theres just something wrong with the school...

and whoever said channing tatum is sexy...

HECKS FRICKIN YES HE IS!!!!

Allanah

Lol I'm only honest about it because it's the internet. If my boyfriend ever figures out that he was winning an arguement... haha that would just be bad. :P

I'm only kidding.

This post just really amused me.

Lovingandnotlovedback(Allanah)

hehe i said channing tatum was sexy...lol..he soooo is!! but Jade Puget or Teddy Geiger...yummers!!..lol

I found this really amusing. I wouldn't get angry about half the things you said, even if I disagree with them, because I know they are written for a laugh. Okay, well some of them are true, but I know what you were meaning. Even with the PMS one, as admitted by some, some people pretend to have it to get away with stuff, i don't but eh. But I know what you mean about telling a girl she looks fat in a dress, you would upset her, but she does want to know. You just can't win in that situation. But personally, I'd rather know. My guy friends are honest like that about stuff, it hurts sometimes, but I get over it and realise I shouldn't wear it lol.

I thought it was good. =] =P

jajaja the point iss girls get PMS and guys dont..they dont even know what it is and yea i agree that usher is gay and im a girl:P..and yes we have to ask for guy opinions when we are getting dressed because we are doing it for them

haha thanks Tammie..

I know some of the girl's secrets.. I hang out with girls all the time.. so yeah.. and I'm sure they know our secrets too.. because we sort of corrupt them to a level where they can accept us for guys.. and also join in.. like when we make immature jokes.. some girls will be all.. "eww"
but our friends that are girls.. will laugh..

im just glad to see that U GIRLS ARE STARTING TO SEE THE FUNNY SIDE OF THIS
..............................steve..................................