The Solution...a must read funny story
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Tricky Daze
19 years agoTwo married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?'... and, she always acts like she's sound asleep!" -
xPerfect Chaosx
19 years agoROTFL!!! That's hilarious!!!!!
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PoetryHeart
19 years agohaha that gave me a good laugh...
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xXxAngelEyes007xXx
19 years agohaha nice
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Silent Screams
19 years agowow,i thought it was just going to be another dumb messed joke but at end just made it so funny lmaf
