100 things to piss your parents off!

Talk in texting langauge all day
constantly ask why
pretend to listen and dont then when they get done say HUH?
If you do listen pretend that you didnt
'accidently' forget to do you're chores
yea, all of those are gold
lol

Lyke lol 2 ur ideeas

lol wow that would get annoying

Stomp your feet and throw a hissy fit until your parent give in to addressing you as "Conquistador."

Everytime your parents speak to you reply only with "Well that's what YOOUU think!"

Maintain steady eye contact with them for 1 minute after a conversation has ended.

HeeHee!!

Pete, you crack me up!

*Make weird (but not loud) aninal noises when there talking...when they ask you what your doing respond with "What? I think your hearing things" (you have to look udderly confused)
*start laughing for no reason for a really long time with no explanation.
*If your in an elevator...Point at your parent and say "Your one of them!!" and walk off the elevator slowly. Hahaha...I've done that one...my mother was so embaressed. She thought I became special ed. lol...

L. JayJ

Get close to a wall and lick it.

Freaks my parents out eveytime

HAHAHAHA!
funny
my mom would kill me SOO much! lol

^^Some of these are really great...,

in a little baby voice say "Hi mommy!" over and over and over everytime you see her, if and when she tells you to shutup look like your going to cry, stick out your bottom lip and make your eyes al big and say "but mommy I was just saying hello" in a really whiny voice.
It buggs them soooo much

Typically i try NOT to aggravate my mom.. the beast may unleash lol
when theyre on the comp, go up behind them and breathe really heavily., but dont say anything. when they turn around, look around as if you were doing something else.

or in the supermarket, when theyre examining broccoli or something, go up behind them and go BOO!
extra points if they scream and make themselves look idiotic.

LMFAO,
i almost pissed my pants reading this!
their all sooooo goood. lol
ahah my mom would go through the roof
if i said any of these. it'd be hysterical.

Mom: DYYYYYYLAN!
Me: Myes Satan?
Mom: Don't call me Satan!
Me: Sorry Satan.

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Another thing, in order to get my mom's attention when she's busy on the phone or whatever, I creep up and let out the most hideous screech ever (imagine if you will: the sound of a dying yak and an atom bomb going off at the same time). Pisses her off to no end.

True story

me-here
mom-....what
me- said you needed a new car sterio

from there its basically self explanitory.

Havent had time to read them all but this would piss my mates nan off

leaving a open condom packet on the bedside table ^-^

Mother: Why did you fail your test?
Child: I falied?
Mother: Yes, and why.
Child: Why what?
Mother: Why did you fail your test?
Child: I failed?
Mother: Yes, and why.
Child: Why what?

This is SOOO funny!!! I loooove it!! i'm going to try it!!! LOL Some of these are HILARIOUS.
My favorite:
*at the dinner table*
Mom: Will you get me a bottle of water?
*take a bite of food and look at her, smile, say sure then just sit there and keep eating.*
Mom: Umm... Water?
You: Sure! *nod*
*keep eating*
Eventually she'll get it herself.
It's even better if she ate something too spicy. ^_^

Why would u want to annoy your parents for

Fart at the dinner table

Lol. In the middle of Sam's Club, my brother asked if my mom would give him the keys so he could go sit in the car, (he was about 15) and she said no, so he started throwing a huge fit, and my mom started yelling at him, and all the people around started staring at my mom, thinking she was horrible because they thought my brother had a mental problem. It was hilarious she was so pissed.

I hope, if I ever have kids, that they don't sit around trying to think of ways to piss me off lol.

Date your moms ex boyfriends sun or date your moms worst enemys sun
it works and its fun or if your a girl just date a guy and that would piss off your dad or kiss him in front of them i love there face.

Ignore them.

Dude, Ellen, you've got it down!!! man, i do that ALL the time! pisses off my oh-so-conservative dad to see me kissing all those "bad-boys." HAHAHA!!!

that, and i talk about sex and sexual stuff really loud on the phone at home, and when my parents look at me funny, i tell them "Well, Kat needs to know, and they kind of leave this stuff out in Sex-Ed. Hey, did you know i'm more of a hands-on-learner? yup." and i wanlk out.

Sitting at the computer while your rents try to have a serious convo with you......and you answer with nods and grunts and they are fine till after 20 mins they realize your not paying attention as they storm out of the room and your left dumbfounded

Not listen to what there saying, and end up puting there new very expensive shoes in the tumble dryer, hahaha i done that iot was by accident