Would you rather... (for girls)

**from cosmogirl magazine**

1. ...Get a ginormous zit the day of the prom or get your period he day you leave for a beach vacation?

2. ...Burp loudly each time you say "um" or silently fart everytime you say "like"?

3. ... Have $100 and one friend, or $1 and 100 friends?

4. ... French kiss with George Bush or Dick Cheney?

5. ... Walk in on your parents making out or have them walk in on you?

6. ... Clog the toilet at your crush's house or use a toothbrush that fell into a clogged toilet?

7. ... Have superlong armpit hair or superlong leg hair?

8. ...Drink a jar of pickle juice or eat a tub of mayo?

9. ...Get caught cheating on a test or fail the test?

10. ... Make a loud fart that doesn't smell or a silent fart that kills?(lmao)

11. ...Trip and wipe out in front of your crush or in front of your ex-boyfriend?

I Love doing random surveys that do nothing for my life. XD

I'll be the first here.

1. ...Get a ginormous zit the day of the prom or get your period he day you leave for a beach vacation?
Get my period. If you're brave you CAN swim with a period; water stops the flow, usually.

2. ...Burp loudly each time you say "um" or silently fart everytime you say "like"?
Fart everytime I say 'Like'. . . I'm not a girl who says "Like, omg! Like, let's like go like shopping!"

3. ... Have $100 and one friend, or $1 and 100 friends?
Good god.
A hundred dollars to spend on one friend. =]
You don't need a lot of people in your life; just a few that care about you. =]

4. ... French kiss with George Bush or Dick Cheney?
Ok. One.
George Bush should die.
And.
Neither.
For one, I'm engaged to the most wonderful woman. And two. They're both icky. And three -- and most important -- I'm gay. ;]

5. ... Walk in on your parents making out or have them walk in on you?
Them walk in on me. They know I'm in love with my signifigant other, so there should be no problem.

6. ... Clog the toilet at your crush's house or use a toothbrush that fell into a clogged toilet?
Clog the toliet at my fiancees house. I could live to tell her that; she'd laugh. Now use one? [[Gag reflex.]]

7. ... Have superlong armpit hair or superlong leg hair?
Depends on what I'm wearing. I'd say superlog leg hair; you can always cover it up with pants! Lmao.

8. ...Drink a jar of pickle juice or eat a tub of mayo?
Pickle juice. I couldn't stand, one, eating that much, and two, eating THAT.

9. ...Get caught cheating on a test or fail the test?
Fail the test. As much as I hate to fail and disapoint myself, I'd never cheat.

10. ... Make a loud fart that doesn't smell or a silent fart that kills?(lmao)
Silent fart that kills. They'll never know it's me! Lmao.

11. ...Trip and wipe out in front of your crush or in front of your ex-boyfriend?
Trip and wipe-out in front of my crush. My crush we'll get over it and laugh; my ex-boyfriend could use it as bullets against me and say I'm clumsy. =/

Woo. What fun to waste my time. XD

xTheEcstasyOfSuicidex

OMG! i am so choosing the silent fart that kills. so me.

1. ...Get a ginormous zit the day of the prom or get your period he day you leave for a beach vacation?
-ginormous pimple on prom day

2. ...Burp loudly each time you say "um" or silently fart everytime you say "like"?
- burp bc i say like to much haha

3. ... Have $100 and one friend, or $1 and 100 friends?
- $1 and 100 friends

4. ... French kiss with George Bush or Dick Cheney?
- Neither im happy w. my bf shane haha

5. ... Walk in on your parents making out or have them walk in on you?
- them walk in on me, they already have haha

6. ... Clog the toilet at your crush's house or use a toothbrush that fell into a clogged toilet?
- clog the toilet lmao

7. ... Have superlong armpit hair or superlong leg hair?
- superlong leg hair, so you can cover it lmao

8. ...Drink a jar of pickle juice or eat a tub of mayo?
- drink a jar of pickle juice , mayo=grosss

9. ...Get caught cheating on a test or fail the test?
- fail haha

10. ... Make a loud fart that doesn't smell or a silent fart that kills?(lmao)
- silent fart that kills.. bc if it was loud i wouldnt be able to play it off haha

11. ...Trip and wipe out in front of your crush or in front of your ex-boyfriend?
- wipe out in front of my crush haha

1. ...Get a ginormous zit the day of the prom or get your period he day you leave for a beach vacation?
Prom. Not like my face is perfectly clear anyway.

2. ...Burp loudly each time you say "um" or silently fart everytime you say "like"?
Depends if the fart is SPD or not ;)

3. ... Have $100 and one friend, or $1 and 100 friends?
$100 and one friend. No one has 100 friends. That would be foolish to believe.

4. ... French kiss with George Bush or Dick Cheney?
George Bush, haha. Funny image...

5. ... Walk in on your parents making out or have them walk in on you?
Have them walk in on me. It's happened and it wasn't too bad. I like seeing my parents kiss, I like knowing they love eachother and still find eachother attractive...but I'd really dislike seeing them 'make out.'

6. ... Clog the toilet at your crush's house or use a toothbrush that fell into a clogged toilet?
Numero dos. No one would find out about it. I could run the toothbrush under hot water for a few minutes first.

7. ... Have superlong armpit hair or superlong leg hair?
Armpit hair, it's a smaller area to shave :)

8. ...Drink a jar of pickle juice or eat a tub of mayo?
Pickle juice. I at least like pickles. I hate mayonaise.

9. ...Get caught cheating on a test or fail the test?
Just fail. If you cheat, you fail...so that's a double wammy.

10. ... Make a loud fart that doesn't smell or a silent fart that kills?(lmao)
Depends how many people are in the room...Silent, that's easy to blame on someone else. Loud, the location of origination is easy to detect ;)

11. ...Trip and wipe out in front of your crush or in front of your ex-boyfriend?
Either. It's worth it, as long as whoever sees--laughs.

Omg!!! i saw this one in the magazine!!!

1. ...Get a ginormous zit the day of the prom or get your period he day you leave for a beach vacation?

period!

2. ...Burp loudly each time you say "um" or silently fart everytime you say "like"?

burp

3. ... Have $100 and one friend, or $1 and 100 friends?

1 dollar....i can get a job!

4. ... French kiss with George Bush or Dick Cheney?

ew...i would rather...NEVER GET KISSED!!

5. ... Walk in on your parents making out or have them walk in on you?

walk in on them

6. ... Clog the toilet at your crush's house or use a toothbrush that fell into a clogged toilet?

ew....toothbrush...maybe...idk...thats so disgusting

7. ... Have superlong armpit hair or superlong leg hair?

arm pit hair...i could wear long sleeve shirts...

8. ...Drink a jar of pickle juice or eat a tub of mayo?

pickle juice

9. ...Get caught cheating on a test or fail the test?

fail

10. ... Make a loud fart that doesn't smell or a silent fart that kills?(lmao)

silent...i can blame it on the person beside me

11. ...Trip and wipe out in front of your crush or in front of your ex-boyfriend?

my crush....or ex...either....it doesn't bother me,....i do it so often that they both have sen me lol

1. ...Get a ginormous zit the day of the prom or get your period he day you leave for a beach vacation?
Period nobody needs to know you've got it.

2. ...Burp loudly each time you say "um" or silently fart everytime you say "like"?
Burp it smells less

3. ... Have $100 and one friend, or $1 and 100 friends?
$100 for one friend it would mean and help more

4. ... French kiss with George Bush or Dick Cheney?
neither *gag*

5. ... Walk in on your parents making out or have them walk in on you?
Mine are divorced and Mum doesn't have a B/F. :)

6. ... Clog the toilet at your crush's house or use a toothbrush that fell into a clogged toilet?
Clog the toilet, you can blame it on their younger sibling.

7. ... Have superlong armpit hair or superlong leg hair?
super long leg hair I wear jeans most of the time anyway

8. ...Drink a jar of pickle juice or eat a tub of mayo?
Eat a tub of mayo yum...

9. ...Get caught cheating on a test or fail the test?
fail the test

10. ... Make a loud fart that doesn't smell or a silent fart that kills?(lmao)
Loud fart that doesn't smell so no one else can take the credit

11. ...Trip and wipe out in front of your crush or in front of your ex-boyfriend?
haha I've done both and it doesn't really matter umm probably my crush 'coz he's more like a brother and it would just be funny

1. ...Get a ginormous zit the day of the prom or get your period he day you leave for a beach vacation?second one

2. ...Burp loudly each time you say "um" or silently fart everytime you say "like"? second one cause it's silent at least

3. ... Have $100 and one friend, or $1 and 100 friends?First one

4. ... French kiss with George Bush or Dick Cheney?
George Bush...but oh my goodness

5. ... Walk in on your parents making out or have them walk in on you?first one cos they are married and old enough

6. ... Clog the toilet at your crush's house or use a toothbrush that fell into a clogged toilet?neither...yuck

7. ... Have superlong armpit hair or superlong leg hair?armpitcos it's easier to remove

8. ...Drink a jar of pickle juice or eat a tub of mayo?second one

9. ...Get caught cheating on a test or fail the test?the both are the same so it doesn't matter

10. ... Make a loud fart that doesn't smell or a silent fart that kills?(lmao)secınd one cos noone can know that you did if it's silent

11. ...Trip and wipe out in front of your crush or in front of your ex-boyfriend?ex bf cos you shouldn't give a f**k to him if you broke up

. ...Get a ginormous zit the day of the prom or get your period he day you leave for a beach vacation?
Get my period.

2. ...Burp loudly each time you say "um" or silently fart everytime you say "like"? Haha burp loudly

3. ... Have $100 and one friend, or $1 and 100 friends? $100 because if you had 100 friends most of them would probably be fake.

4. ... French kiss with George Bush or Dick Cheney?
eeeeew niether lmao

5. ... Walk in on your parents making out or have them walk in on you? Ummm have them walk in on me..and it's already happened LMAO

6. ... Clog the toilet at your crush's house or use a toothbrush that fell into a clogged toilet? clog the toilet haha

7. ... Have superlong armpit hair or superlong leg hair? leg hair because i never wear skirts or dresses so it would be easier to hide

8. ...Drink a jar of pickle juice or eat a tub of mayo? eeww....mayo

9. ...Get caught cheating on a test or fail the test? Fail the test...cheating is for people who don't study

10. ... Make a loud fart that doesn't smell or a silent fart that kills?(lmao) ahaha lent

11. ...Trip and wipe out in front of your crush or in front of your ex-boyfriend? Crush because it'd be a perfect way to break the ice lol

**from cosmogirl magazine**

1. ...Get a ginormous zit the day of the prom or get your period he day you leave for a beach vacation?

A ginormous zit.

2. ...Burp loudly each time you say "um" or silently fart everytime you say "like"?

HAHA. Erm, I'd silently fart. Mine don't smell, surprisingly.

3. ... Have $100 and one friend, or $1 and 100 friends?

Neither.

4. ... French kiss with George Bush or Dick Cheney?

I am not answering this question.

5. ... Walk in on your parents making out or have them walk in on you?

Oh sweet Jesus, neither.

6. ... Clog the toilet at your crush's house or use a toothbrush that fell into a clogged toilet?

Ew.

7. ... Have superlong armpit hair or superlong leg hair?

LOL.

8. ...Drink a jar of pickle juice or eat a tub of mayo?

Pickel juice. I love pickels :D.

9. ...Get caught cheating on a test or fail the test?

Fail the test.

10. ... Make a loud fart that doesn't smell or a silent fart that kills?(lmao)

Hahaahaha.

11. ...Trip and wipe out in front of your crush or in front of your ex-boyfriend?

Haha. The guy I like actually tripped up in front of me and then I went straight behind him. We both ended up laughing about it :).

1. ...Get a ginormous zit the day of the prom or get your period he day you leave for a beach vacation?
Period, it's not a big deal.

2. ...Burp loudly each time you say "um" or silently fart everytime you say "like"?
Neither.

3. ... Have $100 and one friend, or $1 and 100 friends?
$100 and one friend, one good friend is all I need.

4. ... French kiss with George Bush or Dick Cheney?
Ewwww! D:<

5. ... Walk in on your parents making out or have them walk in on you?
Walk in on them! I'd be the funniest thing in the world!

6. ... Clog the toilet at your crush's house or use a toothbrush that fell into a clogged toilet?
......toothbrush.

7. ... Have superlong armpit hair or superlong leg hair?
*shivers* As awful as those both sound, I have to go with the legs. I always wear pants anyways.

8. ...Drink a jar of pickle juice or eat a tub of mayo?
It depends on how big each container is.

9. ...Get caught cheating on a test or fail the test?
Fail.

10. ... Make a loud fart that doesn't smell or a silent fart that kills?(lmao)
O.O

11. ...Trip and wipe out in front of your crush or in front of your ex-boyfriend?
Crush. If I was lucky he'd chuckle and help me up. ^^

1. Get a ginormous zit the day of the prom or get your period he day you leave for a beach vacation?
A: Prolly prom....I dont really care much 'bout what my face looks like.

2. Burp loudly each time you say "um" or silently fart everytime you say "like"?
A: I'd have to say the burping....I don't say "um" very much but I do use the word "like" a lot when I tell stories.

3. Have $100 and one friend, or $1 and 100 friends?
A: $1 and 100 friends all the way. What would be the point of having a lot of money if you can't share it with a lot of friends?

4. French kiss with George Bush or Dick Cheney?
A: I don't french kiss....or kiss at all for that matter.

5. Walk in on your parents making out or have them walk in on you?
A: Walk in on them....though theyd never be making out....but I dont kiss so that wouldn't be a possibility.

6. Clog the toilet at your crush's house or use a toothbrush that fell into a clogged toilet?
A: Clog the toilet....I personally would not want all that germy crap in my mouth.

7. Have superlong armpit hair or superlong leg hair?
A: Am I allowed to shave this super long hair? Well either way Id say leg hair.

8. Drink a jar of pickle juice or eat a tub of mayo?
A: Pickle Juice....mayo is only good in fry sauce.

9. Get caught cheating on a test or fail the test?
A: FAIL! I would never cheat and I hated getting accused of cheating when I didn't....so I would much rather fail and know that I earned that F on my own than possibly earn someone elses bad grade.

10. Make a loud fart that doesn't smell or a silent fart that kills?
A: hmm....That's a tough one but I would say the silent one....yups.

11. Trip and wipe out in front of your crush or in front of your ex-boyfriend?
A: I dont have an ex-boyfriend so I would say that I would rather trip in front of my crush....actually I have already done that and it wasnt bad...he helped me up and now we're friends.

First of all I have to say Im disappointed in these questions surely the girls at Cosmo have something of a lil more substance to ask their young female readers...still I am bored as so I will answer ;o)

1. ...Get a ginormous zit the day of the prom or get your period he day you leave for a beach vacation? A:Ummmm definetly rather a zit, I get the worst period pain ever nothing worse than having those on a holiday thanks.

2. ...Burp loudly each time you say "um" or silently fart everytime you say "like"?
A: What the?

3. ... Have $100 and one friend, or $1 and 100 friends?
A: I'll take the hundred dollars and the one friend thanks

4. ... French kiss with George Bush or Dick Cheney?
A: Awww can't I have both these sex symbols at once LMAO

5. ... Walk in on your parents making out or have them walk in on you?
A: *shudders* definetly have them walk in on me as far as Im concerned Im an immaculate conception *shakes image out of head*

6. ... Clog the toilet at your crush's house or use a toothbrush that fell into a clogged toilet?
A: Yuck these questions are off seriously!

7. ... Have superlong armpit hair or superlong leg hair?
A: With all todays wonderful hair removal advancements why have either?

8. ...Drink a jar of pickle juice or eat a tub of mayo?
A: A tub of mayo.....over a loooooooooong period of time on numerous sandwiches

9. ...Get caught cheating on a test or fail the test?
A: Fail...there is no dignity in cheating

10. ... Make a loud fart that doesn't smell or a silent fart that kills?(lmao)
A: A silent but deadly one "I'll kill you alllllll mu ha ha ha ha ha ha" - HE WHO SMELT IT DEALT IT LMAO

11. ...Trip and wipe out in front of your crush or in front of your ex-boyfriend?
A: Ex chances are he's seen you at your worst already

:o)

1.get my period

2. silently fart every time i say like

3. $1 and 100 friends?

4. Neither, But I'd Have To Go With The President

5. ... Walk in on your parents

6. use a toothbrush that fell into a clogged toilet

7.super long leg hair

8. ...Drink a jar of pickle juice (Mayo Is Way More Calories)

9. fail the test (Because If I Cheat In a Way I'm Still Not Going To Win)

10. ... Make a loud fart that doesn't smell (Who Wants The Silent Killer =(

11.in front of your ex-boyfriend?

1. ...Get a ginormous zit the day of the prom or get your period he day you leave for a beach vacation?
get my period, there are ways around that

2. ...Burp loudly each time you say "um" or silently fart everytime you say "like"?
the silent fart, I could blame it on people

3. ... Have $100 and one friend, or $1 and 100 friends?
$100 bucks I could buy my friends.. lol kidding I'd rather have $1 and 100 friends more fun

4. ... French kiss with George Bush or Dick Cheney?
ew nasty the 2nd one cause I dont know who he is but I hate George Bush.. I'd probably have to ripe out my tongue afterwards though

5. ... Walk in on your parents making out or have them walk in on you?
hm im way to shy Id never be able to look them in the eye after either but I'm gonna have to say have them catch me easier to forget

6. ... Clog the toilet at your crush's house or use a toothbrush that fell into a clogged toilet?
clog the toilet u cant get sick that way and its my bf not crush and it would suck like hell but he would understand.. I hope

7. ... Have superlong armpit hair or superlong leg hair?
nasty I'll say leg hair.. easier to hide

8. ...Drink a jar of pickle juice or eat a tub of mayo?
pickle juice I could just chug it and get it over with fast

9. ...Get caught cheating on a test or fail the test?
I'd rather fail and know that I didnt stupe to cheating

10. ... Make a loud fart that doesn't smell or a silent fart that kills?(lmao)
a silent fart that killls.. I could blame it on ppl

11. ...Trip and wipe out in front of your crush or in front of your ex-boyfriend?
in front of my ex.. he is my ex for a reason so who really care what he thinks right?

1. ...Get a ginormous zit the day of the prom

2. ...Burp loudly each time you say "um" (I don't say um a lot)

3. ... $1 and 100 friends. As long as they are good friends that I can trust.

4. ... French kiss with Dick Cheney. There's more than one, and apparently there is a NASCAR driver with that name :D

5. ... Walk in on your parents making out... I don't want to be embarassed for life.

6. ... Clog the toilet at your crush's house. It is a test "Can he un-clog a toilet?"

7. ... superlong leg hair... Honestly, neither... but that's no fun.

8. ...Drink a jar of pickle juice! Mayo is disgusting!

9. ...Fail the test. If I get caught cheating, then I'll fail anyway.

10. ... Make a loud fart that doesn't smell. I can say that the person next to me made a strange noise.

11. ...Trip and wipe out in front of my crush! I'd pull 'em down too! That would be embarassing in front of an ex.

- answer
**from cosmogirl magazine**

1. ...Get a ginormous zit the day of the prom or get your period he day you leave for a beach vacation?period

2. ...Burp loudly each time you say "um" or silently fart everytime you say "like"?
?? fart

3. ... Have $100 and one friend, or $1 and 100 friends?
100 friends

4. ... French kiss with George Bush or Dick Cheney?
ew. those raisen faces.

5. ... Walk in on your parents making out or have them walk in on you?
walk in on them.

6. ... Clog the toilet at your crush's house or use a toothbrush that fell into a clogged toilet?
clog the toilet. i can laugh it off

7. ... Have superlong armpit hair or superlong leg hair?
leg hair

8. ...Drink a jar of pickle juice or eat a tub of mayo?
pickle juice

9. ...Get caught cheating on a test or fail the test?
fail the test

10. ... Make a loud fart that doesn't smell or a silent fart that kills?(lmao)
silent&&deadly

11. ...Trip and wipe out in front of your crush or in front of your ex-boyfriend?
crush.