The Test

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

Haha.
I've heard that before.

O.M.G! That was funny!!

Lol!! I've heard this one several times...It always seems to crack me up!! XD
Thanks for the laugh.
Love Roxy xx

Dude ive never heard that, but thats pretty damn funny lol

Hahaha that was awesome!

OMG!!! Hahaha. Thats is so hilarious. Poor guys

Hahaha!! Omg. xDD

Lmao.

Ha ha wow omg that was awesomeeee

brittany (MD)

Omg that was sooo funny

Can you actually imagine what it'd be like. 10 pineapples. Jesus.

Dude i dont even know how the hell u'd get an apple in there. ouch.

I've heard that...but its always funny whenever I reread it

Lol, if that doesn't just make my day XD

LOL, i do tend to wonder about the apples...*_* tee hee, funny stuff

Lol ive heard this one beforee.
except it was with
1. a pineapple
2. an apple
3. and a watermelon.

ROFL

A watermelon!!!!

.....imagine that.....lmao

Hehehe... HAHAHA!!! tht's hilarious!

Never heard that. I didnt find it too funny, but maybe if I re-read it when Im awake all the way, Ill find it funnier.