My messed up family III

Anoyone who is jealous the the royal family on the dumbest game ever thread can join my new messed up family tis a messed up family aka alcoholics and drug addicts anyone wanna join?

Ely <3

Ely= Messed up Mommy =]
Cassie= Drunk Daddy
Stina= Drug addict daddy #2
Sarah= Drunken Daughter
Harley= Stupid Sissy
Fading Away= Awful Aunty
Gem= Drop-out Daughter
Ciao= emo-depressive daughter
Tammie= Boy crazy teen
Tears I Cry= Pot Smoking Baby Sister
Anne Garcia= Retarded Daughter
Words Hurt= Crazy Cousin
Elysium= normal one trapped in a crazy family
Queen of spades= Purging nymphomaniac older sister
Sociopathetic Lauren= Sociopathetic Little Sister
Jordan (The Messenger)= The cat-uncle
Drake= Suicidal Maniac
20sMiLe07= Bitchy Bimbo
iiSmileWithTheStars= Dog That Pees On Everything
Mr. Rose- Gay that slept with family bimbo?
Vanilla- suicidal cat
Traci: Gonna Take Over The World Suicidal Girl
Jbabe- crazy godmother
Laura- Addicted auntie
Britt-Niece- Hooker in training
The Black Angel Lloyd Rose-high hippie sitting in corner
TearsOfBlood63- bitch who works on the street

I'll join!

What do you want to be?

Oh britt...am I someone? *frowns*
I've known you since I'm here
And we met but I'm sure you won't remind me *rolls eyes*
Oh god..my goddamn memory..I don't forget anything *bangs her head to wall*

Addicted autnie?

*grins*
Hehehe..ely you got it hun *hugs*

So how is everyone doing?

Yes..I was PrettyInPunk[Laura]..I talked to you so long time ago..and i still remember you advised me 'not to be so hard on myself about poems'

Just renewed myself and been like you said;I don't care and you were right really hun *grins*

Britt!

Your cat addiction must be satisfied, I have 3000 cats....come over to uncle Jordan's for a party!

PS....I don't know, you just look like the type of person to like Orange tabbies.

Laura! I love red wine. Incidentally, I got completely wasted because of it the other night. It was terrible....I'm gonna lay off of it for a while. Lol.

Yes hun..lol
I'm

Well.....In real life I have 3.

But the cat-uncle of Ely's family has 3000!

Well, if we're gonna be technical, they're my parents' cats.

But they all love me.

Ha i <3 kitties =]

NOOO!!! Kittens are so wonderful!

I am the drunken cat master!

*cries* I was sleeping and depressed. Hope you didn't miss me. v.v

^
Baaahahahahaha, that's WHY they're wonderful.

'Cause they look cute, but underneath they're just pure evil. Who could resist?

Can i join and be the high hippie sitting in the corner? lol

Um....can I be.... idk hehe..... um.... hehe, anyone have any ideas for me?

Hey ya jordan sweetie
How r u doing?
*hugs*

And hi everyone *waves*

=waves uncontrollably=

OMGomgomgomg.
Hiiiiiiiii.

:D :D :D

Hi stina *waves back*
How r u doing?
*lights a cig*

BEDECENTWOMAN!
=smacks ciggy violently and rapidly=
Trysomespeeeeed.

:D

*shockes*
Ew..I'm fine that way *looks at stina scared*
*sits away to smoke her cig slowly*

No, no smoking in here!

-throws a cat at cigarette-

I'm on opium today.

AAAHH!
-runs away from the rainbow whale chasing him-

Sfkjhfdhgdhk.
HUH-RUMPH.
=curses inaudibly=

OKay then wine..yesterday we didn't have it
*pours some red wine for jordan*
*hands him*
*pours some for herself*
*looks at stina*
Jordan,would he want some?

Err.

Who ya' callin' "he"?
EH?!

You?...*confused*
Aren't u the dad? *stares at stina*

Yeah, but she's the girl dad!

-hugs Stina-

No, she only likes speed.

And she's a good speedfreak/female brother-in-law.

No hugs for me jordan? *frowns*
And sorry the girl daddy

Baahaha. -hug-

I'll have a hug and some wine!

And my cats will have some too.

Here, kitties!!

-ground starts trembling-

Oh, damn! STAMPEDE, STAMPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDEEEE!!

-runs away-

I HAVE TOO MANY CATSSSSSSS!

I can solve that problem. i have 8 german shepards. lol

Haahahaha.

My cats could tear them apart!

Well at least my imaginary cats could.

Hehehe jordan.then they're lion not cat lol

Nope, there are just a lot of them. Ha.

Lol. i hope they could eat them honestly. do you have any idea how much of anightmare 8 shepards is? OMFG. we are trying to get rid of 4 for 100 each and we did have 10, 2 of them already got sold. 2 are full size, 6 are 6 1/2 weeks. lol

Wow. That sounds pretty brutal. Best of luck getting rid of them!

If I lived near you and didn't have 3 cats I'd buy one! Lol.

Thankx. send word around that you nkow where to find them though. Please I BEG OF YOU!!! lol

Haaahahaha, I'll send all of my friends from up here in Newfoundland to you in North Carolina.

I have taken your begging into consideration. Lol.

YESSS!!!! SALVATION AT LAST!!! lol....really?!

Baahahaha, no, I don't knwo of anyone who would venture that far to acquire a german sheppard.