My messed up family III

Ps... if anyone considers any part of this conversation animal cruelty (feeding cats to dogs, feeding dos to cats, etc.). NO. animal cruelty is 8 dogs howing and barking and everything they see 24 hours a day 7 days a week. that is animal cruelty. we are animals too ya know.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

What? its true. kinda like your cats, my old landlord had 57, yes FIFTY - SEVEN cats. all they do is rn around meowing and pissing everywhere. it is torture. everywhere you sit, you hafta watch out for hairballs, or a cat named hairball, jimmy dean, jim bob, rex, jasmine, or some other name. anyways, you get the idea, I'm sure. I have the same thoughts as gregg the grimm reaper on conker's bad fur day when it comes to cats.

LOL

No, I agree with you, I just love the way that you express yourself. So awesome.

PS the max amount of cats I'd have in real life is 3. Any more than that and I'd kill myself. Haha.

I said that about german shepards, but i forgot that THEY BREED!!! Now i wish that i had gotten them fixed. Ah, Such simple things lead to such simple disasters.

57...*shockes*
*blacks out*

Call a peramedic. she fainted.

!!!
-runs around in circles-

I dont have a cell. i broke mine by throwing it against the wall when the alarm went off at 3 in the morning. anyone else got one?

Yeah!

Dials 911.

Hehaealhehjehjadsknlffsnlja!

Oh, no! Here, you do it...I'm panicking!

AH OMG!!! TOO MUCH PRESSURE!!! (in tweak's voice from south park)

Hahaha.

Hold on, I'll get my biggest cat and we can ride him to the hospital with Laura in tow!

EARL!!

BIG EARL!!!

-ground begins to shake-

Lol.il lget myt biggest shepard to chase it. we can make it there in half the time (again not animal cruelty, it is just... improvising)

Lol.

Nope, I love my animals!

No animal will be hurt in the making of this film, and yes, you bet your a$$ ill be recording it.

Post #69. sorry, i had too.

LMAO

What it was an unresistable urge. kinda like continuously touching a sore in your mouth even though it hurts every time you touch it. surely everyone can relate to that one

Oh, god yes. I can never stop tonguing sores if they're in my mouth....it's fun in a demented sort of way.

Dude i'm gonna die here..and you guys forgot me?...*blacks out again*

Oh....yeah, her.

-call an ambulance-

Geez....that....that was easier than I thought!

We didnt forget, we just dont know how to get you to the hospital. ....uh...wait a sec. you were passed out. how did you just talk?

=mocks ambulance sounds=
WEEE OOH WEEEEEE OOHHH.

Ha wow stina i love you

i love you family do i tell you that enough?

*falls asleep on floor*

Ely, you always have the best avatars!

Here, get drunk with your brother. And his cats.

The monkey is so cute really

How r u all doing?
I'm so bored *sighs*

-passes out-

*shockes*
Hey jordan..hunnie
Wake up
*uses her power of healing*
Please wake up

I want to be the Bitch who works on the streets :]

Ha thanks jordan

i always change my pictures on here

i was teasing my boyfriend
ii was like "i named the moneky ((insert boyfriends name here)) and he is sooo much better than you"

lol =]

speshulness

Haha, cute.

So how's my favorite e-sister?

Have any good messed up experiences lately?

She did yesterday.
I delieved the mail. :]

Bitch That Works On The Street (Moi) scored! bloody old men though :] i got some green though :D
....lmao .... ew

Hmm fun experiences... only with stina for her birthday she got to be a mailman even on her birthday

She sounds like a good mailman.

I wish I were into....nope....no, lets not go there.

I think it's time for a SPEEDPARTY!

Yayyy speed and vault energy drink at the same time

Can I be the suicidal little sister?

Already have enough suicidal girls.....you should be homocidal instead.

OR Matricidal. Hahaha, watch out, dear Ely.

Ok, can I be the homicidal little sister? hehe

BAHAHA@CIDALGIRLS.
AndI'mDone.
Britt,Darling,WhenCanIDeliverMail?