Why E.T. is a jerk

Okay here we go this weird little alien crashes on earth and while he is picking daisies away from the family camper he gets left.
you think he would try to survive on his own but NO......he doops this kid into taking him in. he steals their clothes, drinks their beer, and turns all of their electrical appliances into a giant cell phone.
then he does this finger ouch thing with the kid to the extent that the kid feels his pain how mean is that?
then when the nice government people try to quarantine the house incase of any diseases that could wipe out all of mankind the kid decides he's gonna visit the alien.
then the alien persaudes the kid to rescue him and screw the government that protects him. in the process he steals a van, a bike, hurts several good science men in the process, and turns the kid, his brother and friends into outlaws.
then at the end of the movie the alien just says goodbye, raises a finger, and just heads off.

i rest my case, dirt bag alien

Stay tuned for more shocking philosophy next time on "i can't think of a proper title for this stuff"

And all that is just the tip of the iceberg, i can do many other topics as well

Too funny

The wizard of oz? imagine how you would put "flying monkey" on a resume

Well it might look rather good if you're applying for a job in the monkey air force...

Serving the world one banana at a time

Omg if an alien landed in my backyard i'd be like "EFF YOU MUDDA EFFA" and blow his head off, sell him to government for money and be rich. or just hit him on head and trap so they can run tests on him yay screw ET

It's good to know that my radical way of thinking affects others

LMFA!!! David you're very creative. Leave it to you to come up with something like this.
Iagree he's a Jerk.. Shoot the ugly thing.

I know that this is going to be a bit off topic. But I know a girl that Look just Like E.T. yep I try not to stare. But I didn't know that I was goin to meet E.T. in person. lol

Did anyone ever see that movie Mack and Me? He's the alien that has a huge sticky-out-tummy and he puts his hands together and does this whistle? I used to impersonate him pretty well... just imagine when I get pregnant one day!

Nice. i hated that movie. my sister made me watch it every single day for two months straight. i havent seen it since...

I agree completely...lol...this is the funniest thing I've heard in quite a while---blasted aliens...none of them are good are they???

When i came up with it i had everyone in the van rolling with laughter. douchebag alien

Lol---I can see why...I did something such as tht except with those darn credit report e-mails oo and those "find your soul mate" ones--it was quitefunny apparently - :)

Ur taking it a little seriously jk
goes that is kinda harsh lol

I've been wondering,
Who is E.T ? (I didn't read the first post :D So if it explains anything, oops haha)

Read the first post

I HATED E.T.
he indeed is a dirtbag, weird, wrinkley, and annoying alien hahahaha