So now that the dates are officially finished...

OMG... Im going to be sick - Kevin are you chatting up Jane on my thread???

Smooth operator... smooooooth operatooorr...

Jane - come to LONDON... and WE can go dirt biking (I have three bikes), horse riding, hedge diving, target shooting (I have an air rifle - no I dont kill animals - just objects), and I'LL teach you drums and mui thai! Now thats an offer!

Woowee, I'm getting some fair offers left and right, up and down...I'll take you both up once I find the time and money. Either one of you should come to California...and WE can shoot chickens and ground squirrels in the butts with BB guns, take our horses swimming in the ocean, ride double on my motorcycle ;) <--that one's more for Kevin, heh. Only kidding. Mo, hop on back and hold on tight! I give you permission to squeeze me HARD. We can go surfing with leopard sharks, try to ride some emus or llamas, go to a Gay Pride parade in San Francisco and take pictures of hot gay guys in SNM apparel or dragqueens prancing around in next to nothing--Kevin, you would just love this.

My boyfriend has played in a few very well known bands in Northern California and his drum teacher is the drummer from 'Cake.' You know them? If I wanted drum lessons, he could give me some. He teaches. Maybe someday, but right now he's teaching me Acoustic guitar and I just starting taking Classical piano lessons. Jeff also has an air rifle and he learned to shoot it in the process of becoming an Eagle Scout. He doesn't kill animals either, but he can shoot a friggin' can from about 150 ft. away or more. Crazy, I tell ya. I can't shoot the stupid thing that well. And what the heck is hedge diving? I'm down for dirt biking!

Kevin, I taught lessons to kids ages 4 to 16 for a while, not to mention my boyfriend and several friends...so I think I could manage teaching the likes of you. Ha, Mo! I was jumping 3' bareback when I was 7 years old. Pah!

Oh, and Jeff does Tai Chi. Another thing he could teach me instead of you. Haha, I'm such a complete bitc*. I'm sorry. I would love for you to teach me a thing or two of what talents you possess.

EXCUSE F'ING ME?!?!?!?!? Your boyfriend's teacher is the drummer from CAKE? I LOVE JOHN McCREA - he's got such an original voice and I love their lyrics - so funny. I love that band full stop.

Im so jealous. Ok... Im coming over to you then! :)

And PS - I wasn't saying I DONT jump bareback - I was saying it would be harder for KEVIN to jump bareback as its harder than jumping in a saddle (especially for guys - landing on that whither can almost cripple a guy and bring tears even to my eyes just watching them!). oowwww

PPS - if we go to the gay pride thingy - can I dress up too? I love dress ups. :)

Hey, I love dressing up too! My friends always have boring parties like "Brazilian themed." What the hell is that? I want to dress as a god damn pirate hooker.

Yes, yes. I was just bragging. I'm sure you can jump bareback. Ouch, it's hard for me watching guys ride at all. Where does it go?

Its called the fold and tuck! :) hahaa

Yeah I bought an outfit a while ago for SUPERWOMAN (i know she doesn't actually exist - but she does now)... woohooo! Although its got a pretty darn short skirt and no middrift - but it was fun wearing it. Knee high shiny red boots to go with it. I'll see if I can make it my avatar. haha - I'll get banned for showing too much skin. :)

And what do you wear for a Brazilian party?! Or do they mean shave your parts and come a baldy?

I don't know. Subtract the "Or do" and the "?" and you're probably right. Seriously, I have no idea. A turban?

I was Wayne and my friend Anna was Garth a few years ago. EVERYONE knew who we were. We should have gotten an award. We were excellent. Excellent. Party time.

I think last year I was a gypsy. I mean, for holloween.

Wow, I'm kind of tired. It's 4am. I had a good idea for a poem, but I lost it. Oh well.

Dont leave me Jane... you're all Im living for at the moment. please dont go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

yeah I've been as a gollywog (ok this was when I was a kid and gollywogs were just little dolls we used to play with... nothing racial). I went as paris hilton to one a few weeks ago and just wore a jumpsuit and Gucci glasses and had hand cuffs on. That was easy.

A turban??? For a Brazilian??? Umm...

Haha, I meant a coconut bra. And a pancho. Maybe a yamika? No?

Paris Hilton, oh man. What possessed you? You have Gucci glasses? My sun glasses were less than $5 when I bought them about 4+ years ago. Hand cuffs? You kinky thing, you.

Let's see...I've been a mummy. I was naked underneath the thin, white wrap, which kept coming undone. That was an odd experience.

I've been a sorceress, a dragon, a super 80's chick, Eago (Jafar's birdie), an exotic dancer, a Michael Jackson type punk...Tigerlily (from Peter Pan), a joker, a penguin...

One of my favourite quotes is from Eago "Why am I NOT surprised... Im DYING of not suprised"... haha

Yup REAL Guccis... They cost a bomb... (well more likely, I got the largest pair I could find from Primark for £2 and wrote on the sides in permanent marker "GUCCI")... comm'on!

I didn't have to buy the cuffs... *wink wink say no more say no more*

Turban... coconut bra... I can see where you got mixed up with that one... hahaha

They call me the blenda.

Canker-sores are like little acidic cuts inside of your mouth where usually something salty has eaten away at the tissue slightly and is irritated. You've probably had one. It's the equivalent of biting the inside of your cheek. You know that stinging pain? Yeah...probably got it from all of the green Sour Jacks. Yummay.

Eago is a good one, but in relation to cartoon birds, I prefer Foghorn Leghorn.

I missed the whole date thing altogether, but then aqgain it isn't really my thing. while everyone else dates i sit alone in the debate hall and practice speeches

Well, aren't you cute?

Alright, I need to go to bed. Supposed to wake up to do a bunch of crap tomorrow. Poo.

Goodnight all. Lovely rambling, as always.

HAHAHA... well maybe you should have dated Bob...? kidding. Actually Bob and Sherry were definitely the two more suited ones for the dates.

I once dressed up as ALF (do you remember him) I was blue tho and I did it on my last day at high school and ran around tackling people and no one knew who it was. Wicked fun.

Alf, the "Shut up, you hairball." "Jealous?" guy? The "DO YOU LIKE THIS SHIRT?" "It's too loud." "Sorry...do you like this shirt?" guy?

I love him. If that's who we're talking about, I'm impressed. That's where I got the "jealous?" while stroking my hair casually thing!

Reminds me of superhero day when i was in high school

YES - thats the one! I used to love that show

You had a superhero day high school???

Yep. K.

Goodnight. Really now.

Farewell.